RE: PLEASE HELP ME

[Sam Baker]

Please help me too.

I have fallen sick with laziness. The doctors say there is nothing they can
do and I will never be able to be bothered to go out and do an honest days
work and earn some honest money.

They suggest I spam Newsgroups to tell everyone how unfortunate I am - You
wouldn't believe how hated I am, people keep saying why should we give our
hard earned cash to you, **** off you stupid ****, they just dont
understand.

Luckily there are people who are sick with gullibleitis and they send me
money.

I need money because, although I am still at school, I need to buy drugs,
drink and an even faster computer so I can spread the word about my illness
to everyone who would rather I died in a car crash than spam them.

If you don't feel sorry for me then think about the family I have not got
and am unlikely to get on account of being a sad tosspot.

So please help me to **** off even more people with spam by sending me as
much as you can. If you send more than $1000 I might make the effort to say
thanks and even throw in a free penis enlarger.

[Perdita X. Dream]

Sam Baker wrote:
> Please help me too.
>
> I have fallen sick with laziness. The doctors say there is nothing they
can
> do and I will never be able to be bothered to go out and do an honest days
> work and earn some honest money.
>
> They suggest I spam Newsgroups to tell everyone how unfortunate I am - You
> wouldn't believe how hated I am, people keep saying why should we give our
> hard earned cash to you, **** off you stupid ****, they just dont
> understand.
>
> Luckily there are people who are sick with gullibleitis and they send me
> money.
>
> I need money because, although I am still at school, I need to buy drugs,
> drink and an even faster computer so I can spread the word about my
illness
> to everyone who would rather I died in a car crash than spam them.
>
> If you don't feel sorry for me then think about the family I have not got
> and am unlikely to get on account of being a sad tosspot.
>
> So please help me to **** off even more people with spam by sending me as
> much as you can. If you send more than $1000 I might make the effort to
say
> thanks and even throw in a free penis enlarger.

PMSL!! Now why couuldn't I come up with something like that?

--
Perdita X. Dream

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[Ted]

"Perdita X. Dream" > wrote in message =
...
> Sam Baker wrote:
> > Please help me too.
> >
> > I have fallen sick with laziness. The doctors say there is nothing =
they
> can
> > do and I will never be able to be bothered to go out and do an =
honest days
> > work and earn some honest money.
> >
> > They suggest I spam Newsgroups to tell everyone how unfortunate I am =
- You
> > wouldn't believe how hated I am, people keep saying why should we =
give our
> > hard earned cash to you, **** off you stupid ****, they just dont
> > understand.
> >
> > Luckily there are people who are sick with gullibleitis and they =
send me
> > money.
> >
> > I need money because, although I am still at school, I need to buy =
drugs,
> > drink and an even faster computer so I can spread the word about my
> illness
> > to everyone who would rather I died in a car crash than spam them.
> >
> > If you don't feel sorry for me then think about the family I have =
not got
> > and am unlikely to get on account of being a sad tosspot.
> >
> > So please help me to **** off even more people with spam by sending =
me as
> > much as you can. If you send more than $1000 I might make the effort =
to
> say
> > thanks and even throw in a free penis enlarger.
>=20
> PMSL!! Now why couuldn't I come up with something like that?
>=20

I thought you were already your father's penis enlarger, or how else do =
you get him to buy all of your PC stuff?

[Sam Baker]

I am not really of school age you idiot, it was a joke translation of the
original post into what is most likely the original spammers true position.
That one flew right over your head didn't it?

Sam



" Ted" <""""> wrote in message
s.com...

"Perdita X. Dream" > wrote in message
...
> Sam Baker wrote:
> > Please help me too.
> >
> > I have fallen sick with laziness. The doctors say there is nothing they
> can
> > do and I will never be able to be bothered to go out and do an honest
days
> > work and earn some honest money.
> >
> > They suggest I spam Newsgroups to tell everyone how unfortunate I am -
You
> > wouldn't believe how hated I am, people keep saying why should we give
our
> > hard earned cash to you, **** off you stupid ****, they just dont
> > understand.
> >
> > Luckily there are people who are sick with gullibleitis and they send me
> > money.
> >
> > I need money because, although I am still at school, I need to buy
drugs,
> > drink and an even faster computer so I can spread the word about my
> illness
> > to everyone who would rather I died in a car crash than spam them.
> >
> > If you don't feel sorry for me then think about the family I have not
got
> > and am unlikely to get on account of being a sad tosspot.
> >
> > So please help me to **** off even more people with spam by sending me
as
> > much as you can. If you send more than $1000 I might make the effort to
> say
> > thanks and even throw in a free penis enlarger.
>
> PMSL!! Now why couuldn't I come up with something like that?
>

I thought you were already your father's penis enlarger, or how else do you
get him to buy all of your PC stuff?