How to uninstal XP [Archive]

Michael

December 5th 03, 01:25 AM

Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
add/remove menu of the control panel.
How do i uninstal XP please?

Mike Brannigan [MSFT]

December 5th 03, 01:25 AM

"Michael" > wrote in message
...
> Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
> wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
> add/remove menu of the control panel.

If the option to uninstall is not in Add/Remove Programs, then you did not
either do an inplace upgrade and/or you did not select to save the files to
allow an uninstall.
In which case your only option is a clean install with a loss of any data
that is not backed up and a reinstall of your applications.

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Regards,

Mike
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"Michael" > wrote in message
...
> Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
> wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
> add/remove menu of the control panel.
> How do i uninstal XP please?

Will Denny

December 5th 03, 01:25 AM

Hi Mike

'a loss of any data' isn't always inevitable. If, say, .DOC files have =
been saved in the 'usual place'. A boot with a Win ME/98 EBD, =
navigation to the 'usual place' - a backup of the .DOC files to floppy - =
using Winzip over multiple floppies if the .DOC files are large. This =
can apply to any file format.

Will

"Mike Brannigan [MSFT]" > wrote in message =
...
> "Michael" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
> > wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
> > add/remove menu of the control panel.
>=20
>=20
> If the option to uninstall is not in Add/Remove Programs, then you did =
not
> either do an inplace upgrade and/or you did not select to save the =
files to
> allow an uninstall.
> In which case your only option is a clean install with a loss of any =
data
> that is not backed up and a reinstall of your applications.
>=20
> --=20
> Regards,
>=20
> Mike
> --
> Mike Brannigan [Microsoft]
>=20
> This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
> rights
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> Please note I cannot respond to e-mailed questions.
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> "Michael" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
> > wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
> > add/remove menu of the control panel.
> > How do i uninstal XP please?
>=20
>=20

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Bruce Chambers

December 5th 03, 01:25 AM

Greetings --

To downgrade from WinXP to Win2K, you'll need a full version CD.
Before proceeding, though, you'd better take a few minutes to see if
there are any device drivers for the older OS available for the new
machine. There may not be, if the PC was specifically designed by its
manufacturer for WinXP. Also, check with the PC vendor to determine
whether or not replacing the pre-installed OS will void your warranty
and/or any service agreement(s), as normally the case.

To replace WinXP with an earlier OS, you'll have to boot from the
appropriate boot disk, format the hard drive, and install. There is
no known or supported downgrade path or technique.

Simply boot from the Win2K installation CD. You'll be offered the
opportunity to delete, create, and/or format the system partition as
part of the installation process. (You may need to re-arrange the
order of boot devices in the PC's BIOS to boot from the CD.)

Bruce Chambers

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"Michael" > wrote in message
...
> Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
> wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
> add/remove menu of the control panel.
> How do i uninstal XP please?

Silllly You

December 5th 03, 01:25 AM

"Bruce Chambers" > wrote in message =
...

> Greetings --
>=20
> To downgrade from WinXP to Win2K, you'll need a full version CD.
> Before proceeding, though, you'd better take a few minutes to see if
> there are any device drivers for the older OS available for the new
> machine. There may not be, if the PC was specifically designed by its
> manufacturer for WinXP. Also, check with the PC vendor to determine
> whether or not replacing the pre-installed OS will void your warranty
> and/or any service agreement(s), as normally the case.
>=20
> To replace WinXP with an earlier OS, you'll have to boot from the
> appropriate boot disk, format the hard drive, and install. There is
> no known or supported downgrade path or technique.
>=20
> Simply boot from the Win2K installation CD. You'll be offered the
> opportunity to delete, create, and/or format the system partition as
> part of the installation process. (You may need to re-arrange the
> order of boot devices in the PC's BIOS to boot from the CD.)

>=20
> "Michael" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
> > wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
> > add/remove menu of the control panel.
> > How do i uninstal XP please?
>=20
>=20

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

You pillock! You get so caught up copy-n-pasting your ****, that it is =
now obvious you have no ability to post a well thought out reply to the =
OP's question at hand. How in the **** will it be necessary to get Win2K =
drivers, when that was the OS he upgraded from to XP? And how would that =
then void a warranty that included Win2K, as it was the first OS =
installed, and not XP?

--=20
Take Bruce Chambers' advice at your own risk, as quoted by him here:

http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=3D&hl=3Den&lr=3D&ie=3DUTF-8&selm=3Dvel=
4r21f9gce64%40corp.supernews.com

"I do prefer to give out incorrect info
when I can help it. ;-}

Bruce Chambers"

Will Denny

December 5th 03, 01:25 AM

SY

Why don't you act your age instead of your shoe size - or perhaps they =
coincide.

Will

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

You pillock! You get so caught up copy-n-pasting your ****, that it is =
now obvious you have no ability to post a well thought out reply to the =
OP's question at hand. How in the **** will it be necessary to get Win2K =
drivers, when that was the OS he upgraded from to XP? And how would that =
then void a warranty that included Win2K, as it was the first OS =
installed, and not XP?

--=20
Take Bruce Chambers' advice at your own risk, as quoted by him here:

http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=3D&hl=3Den&lr=3D&ie=3DUTF-8&selm=3Dvel=
4r21f9gce64%40corp.supernews.com

"I do prefer to give out incorrect info
when I can help it. ;-}

Bruce Chambers"

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Mike Brannigan [MSFT]

December 5th 03, 01:25 AM

Will,

As I said "... a loss of any data that is not backed up ..."
How you do the backup is up to you, but your route would only work on a FAT
or FAt32 filessystem based machine which since the original poster is coming
from Windows 2000 Professional we would hope would not be the case.

--
Regards,

Mike
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"Will Denny" > wrote in message
...
Hi Mike

'a loss of any data' isn't always inevitable. If, say, .DOC files have been
saved in the 'usual place'. A boot with a Win ME/98 EBD, navigation to the
'usual place' - a backup of the .DOC files to floppy - using Winzip over
multiple floppies if the .DOC files are large. This can apply to any file
format.

Will

"Mike Brannigan [MSFT]" > wrote in message
...
> "Michael" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
> > wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
> > add/remove menu of the control panel.
>
>
> If the option to uninstall is not in Add/Remove Programs, then you did not
> either do an inplace upgrade and/or you did not select to save the files
to
> allow an uninstall.
> In which case your only option is a clean install with a loss of any data
> that is not backed up and a reinstall of your applications.
>
> --
> Regards,
>
> Mike
> --
> Mike Brannigan [Microsoft]
>
> This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
> rights
>
> Please note I cannot respond to e-mailed questions.
> Please use these newsgroups
>
> "Michael" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
> > wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
> > add/remove menu of the control panel.
> > How do i uninstal XP please?
>
>

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Mike Brannigan [MSFT]

December 5th 03, 01:25 AM

Silly You,

Please do not use profanity in these newsgroups.
Your continued participation here is conducted under the Rules Of Conduct
at
http://www.microsoft.com/communities/conduct/default.mspx

Continued violations may result in further action being taken.

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Regards,

Mike
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"Silllly You" <Ü8+jp¦BÖ+f> wrote in message
news:91ee7ba2be6a50ba0aea12b8ba2158cb@TeraNews...
"Bruce Chambers" > wrote in message
...

> Greetings --
>
> To downgrade from WinXP to Win2K, you'll need a full version CD.
> Before proceeding, though, you'd better take a few minutes to see if
> there are any device drivers for the older OS available for the new
> machine. There may not be, if the PC was specifically designed by its
> manufacturer for WinXP. Also, check with the PC vendor to determine
> whether or not replacing the pre-installed OS will void your warranty
> and/or any service agreement(s), as normally the case.
>
> To replace WinXP with an earlier OS, you'll have to boot from the
> appropriate boot disk, format the hard drive, and install. There is
> no known or supported downgrade path or technique.
>
> Simply boot from the Win2K installation CD. You'll be offered the
> opportunity to delete, create, and/or format the system partition as
> part of the installation process. (You may need to re-arrange the
> order of boot devices in the PC's BIOS to boot from the CD.)

>
> "Michael" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
> > wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
> > add/remove menu of the control panel.
> > How do i uninstal XP please?
>
>

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

You pillock! You get so caught up copy-n-pasting your ****, that it is now
obvious you have no ability to post a well thought out reply to the OP's
question at hand. How in the **** will it be necessary to get Win2K drivers,
when that was the OS he upgraded from to XP? And how would that then void a
warranty that included Win2K, as it was the first OS installed, and not XP?

--
Take Bruce Chambers' advice at your own risk, as quoted by him here:

http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=vel4r21f9gce64%40corp.supernews.com

"I do prefer to give out incorrect info
when I can help it. ;-}

Bruce Chambers"

Will Denny

December 5th 03, 01:25 AM

Oops, my fault, Mike. Didn't read the OP properly.

Will

"Mike Brannigan [MSFT]" > wrote in message =
...
> Will,
>=20
> As I said "... a loss of any data that is not backed up ..."
> How you do the backup is up to you, but your route would only work on =
a FAT
> or FAt32 filessystem based machine which since the original poster is =
coming
> from Windows 2000 Professional we would hope would not be the case.
>=20
> --=20
> Regards,
>=20
> Mike
> --
> Mike Brannigan [Microsoft]
>=20
> This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
> rights
>=20
> Please note I cannot respond to e-mailed questions.
> Please use these newsgroups
>=20
> "Will Denny" > wrote in message
> ...
> Hi Mike
>=20
> 'a loss of any data' isn't always inevitable. If, say, .DOC files =
have been
> saved in the 'usual place'. A boot with a Win ME/98 EBD, navigation =
to the
> 'usual place' - a backup of the .DOC files to floppy - using Winzip =
over
> multiple floppies if the .DOC files are large. This can apply to any =
file
> format.
>=20
> Will
>=20
> "Mike Brannigan [MSFT]" > wrote in =
message
> ...
> > "Michael" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
> > > wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
> > > add/remove menu of the control panel.
> >
> >
> > If the option to uninstall is not in Add/Remove Programs, then you =
did not
> > either do an inplace upgrade and/or you did not select to save the =
files
> to
> > allow an uninstall.
> > In which case your only option is a clean install with a loss of any =
data
> > that is not backed up and a reinstall of your applications.
> >
> > --=20
> > Regards,
> >
> > Mike
> > --
> > Mike Brannigan [Microsoft]
> >
> > This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
> > rights
> >
> > Please note I cannot respond to e-mailed questions.
> > Please use these newsgroups
> >
> > "Michael" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
> > > wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
> > > add/remove menu of the control panel.
> > > How do i uninstal XP please?
> >
> >
>=20
>=20
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LVTravel

December 5th 03, 01:25 AM

Mike,

SU doesn't care. He has changed his name and his email address so many
times so that he can avoid everybody's blocked sender's list so he can
continue his asinine comments. Unfortunately this is an unmoderated NG so
here goes another BSL entry.

"Mike Brannigan [MSFT]" > wrote in message
...
> Silly You,
>
> Please do not use profanity in these newsgroups.
> Your continued participation here is conducted under the Rules Of Conduct
> at
> http://www.microsoft.com/communities/conduct/default.mspx
>
> Continued violations may result in further action being taken.
>
> --
> Regards,
>
> Mike
> --
> Mike Brannigan [Microsoft]
>
> This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
> rights
>
> Please note I cannot respond to e-mailed questions.
> Please use these newsgroups
>
> "Silllly You" <Ü8+jp¦BÖ+f> wrote in message
> news:91ee7ba2be6a50ba0aea12b8ba2158cb@TeraNews...
> "Bruce Chambers" > wrote in message
> ...
>
> > Greetings --
> >
> > To downgrade from WinXP to Win2K, you'll need a full version CD.
> > Before proceeding, though, you'd better take a few minutes to see if
> > there are any device drivers for the older OS available for the new
> > machine. There may not be, if the PC was specifically designed by its
> > manufacturer for WinXP. Also, check with the PC vendor to determine
> > whether or not replacing the pre-installed OS will void your warranty
> > and/or any service agreement(s), as normally the case.
> >
> > To replace WinXP with an earlier OS, you'll have to boot from the
> > appropriate boot disk, format the hard drive, and install. There is
> > no known or supported downgrade path or technique.
> >
> > Simply boot from the Win2K installation CD. You'll be offered the
> > opportunity to delete, create, and/or format the system partition as
> > part of the installation process. (You may need to re-arrange the
> > order of boot devices in the PC's BIOS to boot from the CD.)
>
> >
> > "Michael" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
> > > wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
> > > add/remove menu of the control panel.
> > > How do i uninstal XP please?
> >
> >
>
>
> Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
>
> You pillock! You get so caught up copy-n-pasting your ****, that it is now
> obvious you have no ability to post a well thought out reply to the OP's
> question at hand. How in the **** will it be necessary to get Win2K
drivers,
> when that was the OS he upgraded from to XP? And how would that then void
a
> warranty that included Win2K, as it was the first OS installed, and not
XP?
>
> --
> Take Bruce Chambers' advice at your own risk, as quoted by him here:
>
>
http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=vel4r21f9gce64%40corp.supernews.com
>
> "I do prefer to give out incorrect info
> when I can help it. ;-}
>
> Bruce Chambers"
>
>

Harry Ohrn

December 5th 03, 01:25 AM

Mike "Silly You" is Kadaitcha Man who posts the same tripe at
alt.os.windows-xp group. He ridicules the regular posters then sits back and
revels in the reponses he gets. The guy has a lot of free time on his hands
and considerable resources. He can make a newsgroup very unmanageable
especially when his "groupies" join the fray. MS may wish to take a look a
finding ways to block him from posting to these groups. Here is a link to a
page he has built to ridicule MVPs
http://kadaitcha.kicks-ass.org:83/mvp.aspx . As you see he has Bruce
Chambers listed on this site.

--

Harry Ohrn - MS MVP (Windows Shell/User]
www.webtree.ca/windowsxp/
www.webtree.ca/newlife/

"Mike Brannigan [MSFT]" > wrote in message
...
> Silly You,
>
> Please do not use profanity in these newsgroups.
> Your continued participation here is conducted under the Rules Of Conduct
> at
> http://www.microsoft.com/communities/conduct/default.mspx
>
> Continued violations may result in further action being taken.
>
> --
> Regards,
>
> Mike
> --
> Mike Brannigan [Microsoft]
>
> This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
> rights
>
> Please note I cannot respond to e-mailed questions.
> Please use these newsgroups
>
> "Silllly You" <Ü8+jp¦BÖ+f> wrote in message
> news:91ee7ba2be6a50ba0aea12b8ba2158cb@TeraNews...
> "Bruce Chambers" > wrote in message
> ...
>
> > Greetings --
> >
> > To downgrade from WinXP to Win2K, you'll need a full version CD.
> > Before proceeding, though, you'd better take a few minutes to see if
> > there are any device drivers for the older OS available for the new
> > machine. There may not be, if the PC was specifically designed by its
> > manufacturer for WinXP. Also, check with the PC vendor to determine
> > whether or not replacing the pre-installed OS will void your warranty
> > and/or any service agreement(s), as normally the case.
> >
> > To replace WinXP with an earlier OS, you'll have to boot from the
> > appropriate boot disk, format the hard drive, and install. There is
> > no known or supported downgrade path or technique.
> >
> > Simply boot from the Win2K installation CD. You'll be offered the
> > opportunity to delete, create, and/or format the system partition as
> > part of the installation process. (You may need to re-arrange the
> > order of boot devices in the PC's BIOS to boot from the CD.)
>
> >
> > "Michael" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
> > > wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
> > > add/remove menu of the control panel.
> > > How do i uninstal XP please?
> >
> >
>
>
> Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
>
> You pillock! You get so caught up copy-n-pasting your ****, that it is now
> obvious you have no ability to post a well thought out reply to the OP's
> question at hand. How in the **** will it be necessary to get Win2K
drivers,
> when that was the OS he upgraded from to XP? And how would that then void
a
> warranty that included Win2K, as it was the first OS installed, and not
XP?
>
> --
> Take Bruce Chambers' advice at your own risk, as quoted by him here:
>
>
http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=vel4r21f9gce64%40corp.supernews.com
>
> "I do prefer to give out incorrect info
> when I can help it. ;-}
>
> Bruce Chambers"
>
>

Tom Porterfield

December 5th 03, 01:25 AM

Mike Brannigan [MSFT] wrote:

> > Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
> > wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
> > add/remove menu of the control panel.
>
>
> If the option to uninstall is not in Add/Remove Programs, then you
> did not either do an inplace upgrade and/or you did not select to
> save the files to allow an uninstall.
> In which case your only option is a clean install with a loss of any
> data that is not backed up and a reinstall of your applications.

Minor point of clarification here. There is no way to uninstall
Windows XP in an upgrade over W2K. An upgrade over W2K can only be
returned to W2K by formatting the drive and reinstalling W2K clean.
Uninstall options are only available in upgrades over Windows 98/98SE
and ME. An upgrade from W2K, NT4 or XP Home to Pro will have no
uninstall option.

--
Tom Porterfield
MS-MVP Windows XP & Smart Display
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/tp.porterfield/support

Please post all follows to the newsgroup only

Kadaitcha Man

December 5th 03, 01:26 AM

Mike Brannigan [MSFT] wrote:
> Silly You,
>
> Please do not use profanity in these newsgroups.
> Your continued participation here is conducted under the Rules Of
> Conduct at
> http://www.microsoft.com/communities/conduct/default.mspx
>
> Continued violations may result in further action being taken.

BWAHAHAHAH!!! You stupid ****ing pillock. That only applies to people using
MS servers to post in these **** holes you call public groups, you stupid
****ster. What next? Cancel messages? Want to get your ****ing gormless arse
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****, eh? Here, do something about this, you used, inside-out, discarded
****bag:

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bit of fat bit of flat bit of fork bit of front door work bit of fun bit of
hair bit of hard for a bit of soft bit of meat bit of nifty bit of nobble
bit of nookey bit of pork bit of quimsy bit of raspberry bit of rough bit of
skinbit of snug bit of snug for a bit of stiff bit of stiff bit of the old
in and out bit of the other blanket hornpipe block blow off on the
groundsels blow off the loose corns blow the groundsels bludgeon (on the
flaps) board bob boff boffing boink / boinking bold thing, the bone bone-on
bone smuggling bone-up bone dance boning bonk / bonking boom-boom bop /
bopping bore bottom knocking bottom wetting bounce (in bed) bounce the
bedspring bouncing bouncy-bouncy box box step box the compass break a lance
with break a peter on break open the pie breed / breeding broad-jumping
buckwild / buckwilding bull session bulling bump and grind bump bellies bump
bones bump fur bump nasties bump pelvis bump uglies bumping pussy bumping
uglies bunk-up buried alive burlap bury face upwards bury it bury the bishop
bury the bone bury the hatchet (where it won't rust) bury the hobbit bury
the salami bury the weenie bury the wick bush patrol bushwack bust some
booty bust someone out (bust her/you out) butcher butter and eggs butter the
muffin buttock ball buttock jig buttock stirring buttonhole work buzz buzz
the brillo californicate calk cane carnal acquaintance carnal connection
carnal engagement carnal knowledge carnal pleasures carnival knowledge
carry-me-down caterwauling cut a side cut a slice of the joint catch an
oyster cattle cattle truck caulk cavaultcavaulting chafer chamber combat
chamber games change one's luck changing your oil charge charver chauvering
chaver check her oil chimney sweep christen the yak christening chuck a
tread chuck chunk churn the butter click clicket climb clubcock cock up
cockstupration coit coition coiture coitus Colonel Puck colonial puck colt
come about come across come over come to my bed and we'll practice parallel
parking coming and going commerce concubitus congress conjugal act conjugal
embrace conjugal ordinary, the conjugal relations conjugal rites conjugals
conjugate connubial pleasures connubial relations consort with consummate a
marriage consummate a relationship consummate a union converse cool out
copping copula carnalis copula fornicatoria copulate copulating copulation
corking corking the onion corn on the cob couch couch rugby couple /
coupling couple with courtesy **** cover crack (it) crack the belly cram
cranberry dip crawl creaming the twinkie cucumber rhumba cuddle
cuddle-my-cuddle cully-shangy****ing Cupid's archery cure the horn curl her
tail cush cut cut off the joint cutting a slice cuzzie daily daily mail
dance dance in the sheets dance on the mattress dance the beginning of the
world dance the blanket hornpipe dance the buttocks jig dance the goat's jig
dance the married man's cotillion dance the matrimonial polka dance the
mattress jig dance the miller's reel dance the reels o' Bogie (or: of
Stumpie) dance the sheets dance to the tune of shaking the sheets (without
music) dancing in the sheets darb dash in the bloomers dash up the channel
daub the brush deed deed of kind deed of pleasure delivering the wood dibble
dick dick dip dicky dunk diddle dig in the wiskers dig out dinky tickle dip
one's bill dip the fly dip the wick dip your stick dip your stinger in the
honey dipping the wick dirty deed, the dirty work at the crossroads
disappearing cane trick, the discourse discussing Uganda disporting oneself
dive in the dark dive into the dark do - See also: have; indulge in do a
back fall do a ballocking do a beanfest in bed do a bit (of beef) do a bit
of front door action do a bit of nifty do a bottom-wetter do a bout do a
brush with the cue do a dicky dick do a dive in the dark do a dogs rig do a
drop-in do a flop do a four-legged frolic do a grind do a jumble-giblets do
a jumble-up do a kindness (to) do a leap do a lewd infusion do a line with
do a nifty do an act of androgynation do an inside worry do an upright do a
perpendicular do a push do a rudeness (to) do a slide up the board do a
spread do a tumble do a turn on one's back do a woman's job for her do
horizontal exercises do it do me nasty do miracles do number three do one's
kind do one's office do over do slippery belly do some good for yourself do
some nose paintaing do somebody do the act of darkness do the agreeable do
the bad thing do the beast with two backs do the big nasty do the bone dance
do the business do the chores do the deed do the dirty do the dirty deed do
the dirty thing do the divine work of fatherhood do the do do the filth do
the grown-up thing do the horizontal hula do the horizontal mambo do the
horizontal tummy bump do the nasty do the natural thing do the naughty do
the pussydo the rump-shaker do the sex act do the story with someone do the
thing do the trick do the tube-snake boogey do the two-backed beast do the
ugly (deed) do the ugly-bumpy do the wild thing do the work of increase do
what Adam did with Eve do what comes naturally do what Eve did with Adam do
what mother did before me do what newlyweds do doing the thang doing the
wild thing doinking dock dog dog's match dog's rig doggy-dancing doing (See:
do) doing a perpendicular doing it Donald Donald Duck doodle draw a cork
drill drive drive into it drive it home drive it to home base drives the
meat bus into tuna town driving Miss Daisy driving the pink love bus into
tuna town drop ones load drop one's drawers duelling bedsprings dunk the
dingus dunk the dolphin dunk the love-muscle dunk / dunking dunking the love
muscle Dutch treat ear ease ease nature ease oneself edeapsis eff / effing
empty one's trash engage in marriage joys engage (in) three to one (and
bound to lose) enjoy enjoy a wo/man enjoy a plaster of warm guts enjoy a
roll in the hay enjoy favors entertain entertaining royalty erotic congress
every night about this time exchange bodily fluids exchange DNA exchange
flesh exercise one's marital rights exercise the armadillo exercise the
ferret F F-ing F-word face-to-face mating fall backward fall in the furrow
fall to it fast breathing favor feather bed jig federating feed one's / the
bearded clam feed one's / the beever feed one's / the cat feed one's / the
clam feed one's / the dumb glutton feed one's / the dummy feed one's / the
fish feed one's / the monkey feed one's / the pussy feed somebody's monkey
feed the bearded clam fenorking ferk ferret fettle fickey fick fidget the
midget in Bridget filling the box filling the juicebox firk firkin first
game ever played fish supper fishing for kippers fit fit ends fit end to end
fit pipe(s) fix her plumbing fix (some)one up fizzing flat dancing flesh
flesh it flesh session flimpflop flop in flop in the hay fly-by-night
foining folk-dancing fool around (with) foot foraminate fore and aft fork
forking fornicate fornication four-legged frolic frail job frat fraternize
fratting free one's hips Friar Tuck frig frigging front door work fruit that
made man wise, the **** ****-a Jesuit ****ation **** by the book **** one's
brains out ****ing ****le fugging fulke fun and games funch funny business
furgle futter futuere futy futz futz around game of inches gasp and grunt
gaying it genital intercourse get a bellyful of marrow get a bellyful of
pudding get a bit get a bit of the goose's neck get a chunk get a crumpet
get a go at the creamstick get a handle for the broom get a hunk get a leg
over get a little get a pair of balls against one's butt get a piece get a
piece of ass get a shot of leg get a shove in your/one's blind eye get a
snippet get a wet bottom get a wet one get about her get at it get between
the sheets with get buckwild get busy get down to business get down to it
get down with get going get hilt and hair get home get horizontal get hulled
between wind and water get into get into bed with get into her pants get
into one's drawers get Into some serious flesh get into somebody's drawers
get into somebody's pants get into the pants of get it off get it off with
get it on get Jack in the orchard get laid get layed get lucky get mud for
your turtle get off get off the gun get off with get on (top of) get one's
ashes hauled get one's balls off get one's banana peeled get one's chimney
swept (out) get one's cookies get ones end away get one's end in get one's
end wet get one's greens get one's jollies get one's kettle mended get one's
leather stretched get one's leg across get one's leg lifted get one's leg
over get one's jollies get one's noodle wet get one's nuts cracked get one's
nuts off get one's oats (from someone) get one's oil changed get one's pole
varnished get one's rocks off get outside it get physical get rigged get
shot in the tail get sloppy get some get some action get some area get some
ass get some big leg get some (cold) cock get some crack get some **** get
some goose get some hair get some hole get someone into the cot get some leg
get some nookie get some pussy get some slickem on your hangdown get some
soft leg get some stuff get some tail get some trim (or quim) get some
tweeze get stabbed in the thigh get stuffed get the best and plenty of it
get the leg over get the sugar stick get the upshot get there get through
get to home plate get to it get together with get touched up get up (the
pole) get up the yard get wild get your bean waxed get your bone honed get
your bunny boiled get your canoe shellacked get your end away get your end
wet get your horns filed get your noodle wet get your poker wet get your
weiner wet getting a piece getting bent getting it on getting laid getting
ones end away getting plugged getting run getting skins getting some skin
getting your end away getting your leg-over gift of one's body give a bit
give a bit of hard for a bit of soft give a bit of snug for a bit of stiff
give a cure for the horn give a hole to hide (it) in give a hot poultice for
the Irish tootache give a shot of leg give a thrill give a woman a shot give
hard for soft give her a bit of the other give her a past give her a length
give her a shot give her a stab give her a thrill give her one give her the
time give him one give it to (someone) give juice for jelly give mutton for
beef give one a bone give one a frigging give one a jump give one a past
give one a screwing give one a shot give one a stab give one a tumble give
oneself (to) give pussy a taste of cream give soft for hard give some body
give someone the business give someone the shaft give someone the works give
standing room for one (only) give (someone) the business give the dog a bone
give the ferret a run give the old man his supper give up one's treasure
give way glazing the donut go all the way go at it go ballocking go
beard-splitting go bed-pressing go belly-bumping go belly-pumping go
belly-thumping go bird's-nesting go bitching go boom-boom go bum-fighting go
bum-tickling go bum-working go bush-ranging go buttocking bo
buttock-stirring go buttonhole-working go cock-fighting go cunny-catching go
doddling go doodling go drabbing go face-making go fleshing it go
flesh-mongering go for a horizontal jog go goosing go in and out like a
fiddlers elbow go in unto (Biblical) go jock-hunting go jottling go
leather-stretching go like a belt-fed motor go on bush patrol go on the
loose go on the stitch go pile-driving go prick-scouring go quim-sticking go
quim-wedging go rumping go rump-splitting go stargazing (on one's back) go
strumming go studying astronomy (on one's back) go tail-twitching go the
length go the limit go the whole way go through go to bed with go to
Hairyfordshire go to it go to town go to work with go tromboning go
tummy-tickling go ****-faking go ****ting go up her like a rat up a drain go
upstairs go vaulting go wenching go with goat's jig going all the way going
and coming going halvsies on an orgasm going horizontal gombo goose goose
and duck grabbing some snatch grafting grant favors grant the favor grasp
and grunt gratify someone's desires grease the pole grease the wheel grind
grind it grind one's tool grinding groan and grunt ground rations growl and
grunt grumble and grunt grummet hailing halve the crack hammer / hammering
hamming handy-dandy hanging at the Y hard-assed love hard breathing have -
See also: do; indulge have a banana with have a bang have a beef injection
have a bottom-wetter have a bit have a bit of bum have a bit of cock have a
bit of crumpet have a bit of **** have a bit of fish have a bit of fluff
have a bit of fun have a bit of giblet pie have a bit of gutstick have a bit
of jam have a bit of meat have a bit of mutton have a bit of pork have a bit
of rough have a bit of skirt have a bit of split mutton have a bit of stuff
have a bit of sugar stick have a bit of summer cabbage have a bit of tail
have a bit on the fork have a blow through have a brush with the cue have a
cuddle have a cut off the joint have a dash in the bloomers have a double
fight have a double shot have a drop-in have a **** have a four-legged
frolic have a futter have a game in the cock-loft have a good time have a
good time (with) have a hot pudding for supper have a hot roll with cream
have a joy ride have a jump with have a knee trembler have a little of one
with t'other have a live sausage for supper have a mount have a naughty have
a nibble have a piece of ass have a piece of tail have a plaster of warm
guts have a poke have a put-in have a rasp have a rattle have a ride have a
roll in the hay have a rootle have a rush up the straight have a screw have
a shot at the bull's eye have a slice off the joint have a slide up the
board have a shag have a squirt-and-a-squeeze have a tumble have a turn on
one's back have an ejectment in Love Lane have an affair with have an inside
worry have a wet one have carnal knowledge have carnal knowledge of have
coition have coitus with have connection have fun have fun with have hot
pudding for supper have intimate relations with have it away with have it in
have it off have it off (with) have one's banana peeled have one's cut have
one's foul way with have ones greens have one's oats have ones way with have
one's will with have personal relations with have relations have relations
with have sexhave sex with have sexual relations have sexual relations with
have someone away have the banana peeled have union with having a bit having
it off having sex he-ing and she-ing hide the ferret hide the Hooded Hodad
hide the hot dog hide the salami hide the sausage hide the weasel hide the
wienie hit on the fall hit on the tail hit skins hit the kitten hit the sack
with hitting skins hive it hobble hog hole (it) hole in one home base home
run home plate hone honey **** hook up hop in the saddle hop into bed with
hop into the horses collar hop on hop on a babe hop on the good foot hop up
and down horizontal bop horizontal dancing horizontal exercise horizontal
folk-dancing horizontal jitterbug horizontal jogging horizontal hula
horizontal mambo horizontal refreshment horizontal relaxation horizontal
rhumba horizontal rumble horizontalize hormone fix horry hose / hosing hot
beef injection hot lay hot meat injection hot roll with cream hot tailing
huddle hump / humping hump 'em and dump 'em humpery humpin' and bumpin' hunk
of ass hunk of butt huntch impale in-and-in in-and-out in-and-out jig in
coitu in copulo indulge in sexual commerce in-out in the box in the hay in
the kip in the sack in the saddle in to the hilt intercourse interior
decorating interior sledging intimate relations introduce Charlie/Charley
introduce the captain introduce the captain to his pie intromission Irish
whist irrigate involved with someone it's naughty but nice it takes two to
tango jab jack Jack Horny (, a) Jack in the box jam janney jape jazz (it)
jazz-fiddle jeeping (jeepin') jig jig-a-jig jig-jig jigga-jig jiggady-jig
jiggery pokery jiggle jiggling jiggy-jig jing-jang jingle-jangle job jobbing
jock Joe Buck jog join faces join giblets join paunches jokum cloy jolly
ride jolt jottle jounce juke joy ride juggle jumble jump bones jump in the
sack jump someone's bones jump up and down kick it with knee trembler
knick-knacking knob it knob-jockery knobbing knock knock boots with knock it
off knock it out knock off a piece knocking boots knocking the bottom out
knot with know know someone biblically know someone in the Biblical sense
labiate labour leather ladles' tailoring lady feast laid lame duck lap clap
laps around the track last act last favor last compliment last liberties lay
lay down lay off with lay out lay pipelay some pipe lay somebody lay the hip
lay the leg lay the log lay the track lay the wood lay tube lay your cane in
a dusty corner lay with the moon layed leap leap in the dark leg business
leg over leg sliding let's Adam-and-Eve it lewd infusion lib lie feet
uppermost lie on lie under lie with lift one's leg lift the heels light the
lamp limit ling grappling lip work little game of hide-the-sausage lob lob
in lob it lob it up lock in key look at the ceiling (over a man's shoulder)
loose coat game lose the match and pocket the stakes love love work
lovemaking lovins low Greek make a statement in tail make babies make faces
make ends meet make feet for children's shoes make feet for children's
stockings make it make it with make love make love to make love with make
one grunt make out make out with make piggiesmake someone make the beast
with two backs make the (bed) springs creak make the chimney smoke make the
scene make whoopee making a deposit making a dogs match of it making a hit
making bacon making it making love making out making the beast with two
backs making whoopee manhandle man-on-top marital duty marital relations
marital rughts marriage joys mash the fat match ends match with mate /
mating mate with matrimonial polka mattress dancing mattress jig mattress
mambo mattress marathon meat injection meddle mercy **** merry bout mesh
mess around mess around with mingle with mish mix one's peanut butter moll
monkey business morner mort douce mount mow muddle multiply and be fruitful
mump myrtle mysteries of love mysteries of Venus naff / naffing nail nail
two bellies together naked sinnasty national indoor game national indoor
sport nature's duty naughties, the naughty but nice, it's naval engagement
negotiate the forested chasm nest in the bush nether work nick nidge nig
niggle niggling night baseball night exercise(s) night games night physic
night work nip nob nobble nock nodge nookey nookey push-push nooky/nookie
nooner nub nubbing nug nugging number three nuptial rights nurtle oblige oil
change old bald game old in and out old in-out old one two, the old slap and
tickle on the job on the nest one with the other open one's legs open up to
open your legs other, the parallel parking park the (his/your) car in her
garage park the pink cadillac park the porpoise park your yacht in hair
harbor party peel peel one's best end (in) peg penetrate penisize penization
penovaginal intercourse perform - See also: have; do perform a
goose-and-duck perform a leap (up the ladder) personal relations pestle
phallacize (someone) phallactory act phallate / phallating phallation phutz
phutzing piece of ass piece of flesh pickle tickle pickle-me-tickle-me
pickleville piece of ass piece of tail pile pile-driving pin pin her legs
back (like a Safeway chicken) pipe pity **** plank plant the oats plaster of
warm guts play (at) Adam and Eve play (at) all fours play (at) cock-in-cover
play (at) couple-your-navels play (at) cuddle-my-cuddie play (at)
fathers-and-mothers plat (at) horses-and-mares play (at) in-and-out play
(at) Irish whist (where the Jack takes the ace) play (at) itch-buttocks play
(at) lift (the) leg play (at) mumble-peg play (at) stable-my-naggie play
(at) stallions-and-mares play (at) pickle-me-tickle-me play (at)
thread-the-needle play (at) tops-and-bottoms play (at) up-tails-all play
(at) wriggle your navels play belly-to-belly play bouncy-bouncy play doctor
play Handie-Dandie play hide the bone play hide the hamster play hide the
salami play hide the sausage play hide the weenie play Hooper's Hide play in
the hay play mothers and fathers play mummies and daddies play night
baseball play one's ace play one's ace of spade and receive the jack play
rub-belly play the first game ever played play the organ play the national
indoor game play the same old game play the trombone play the two-back game
play top-sawyer play twenty toes play with plonk plough / ploughing plough
the back forty ploughing the furrow plow / plowing plowing (the back forty)
pluck pluck and trim plug plug (tail) plugging pluke plumb (her depths)
plumbing pocket the red poke poke a stroke poke in the whiskers, a poke the
sushi poke the yoke poke through the whiskers poking the fire poking poking
the bearded triangle poking the pork pole pole work poling polish one's ass
on the top sheet pom-pom poon poonj poontang pop pop-a-choppop it in pork
porking porking de ho post a letter poultice of warm guts pound pound
leather pound the bedsheets pound the mound pound the pork practice parallel
parking prang pray with the knees upwards press the flesh prick-scouring
prig prigging prodprong pudding pudendal intercourse pudendal pleasures
pudendal symphony pull up one's petticoats to pully hawly pump pumping punch
push push in the bush is worth two in the hand, a push in the truck
push-push pushpin pussy put and take put four corners on the spit put his
snake through her grass put it in put it in and break it put it into put it
to put it to her put it out of sight put on the pot put the boots to put the
blocks to put the boots put the devil into hell put the tool in the shed
putter in the hole putting Percy to bed quelch quiff / quiffing
quim-sticking (quimsticking) quim-wedging quimming rake out ram your rod
ramming ranlum scrantum rantum scantum rasher rasp (away) rattle reeling in
the fish regular trick relations rest and recreation ride ride a post ride
rantipole ride St. George ride the bologna pony ride the hobby horse ride
the skin bus (into Tuna Town) ride the spike ride the wild ponyriding St.
George riding the baloney pony riding the elephant trunk of joy riding the
nag rifle ring snatching rip her guts down rip off rip off a quick piece
rites of love rites of spring rites of Venus roasting the broomstick rock
rock and roll rock (someone's) world rocking chair rocks off rodding roger
rogering roll roll in the hay rolling about romp / romping rope a poke root
/ rooting rootle rope a poke roust rout / routing rub-a-dub rub bacons rub
bellies rub groins together rub leather rub offal rub up rubadub rubbing
bacons rubbing uglies rumble rumbusticate rummage rump work rump / rumping
rump-shaker rump-splitting rumple foreskin rumpo rumpty-tumpty rumpy-dumpy
rumpy-pumpy Russian duck rutting ryde sacrifice to Venus sardsaw off a chunk
saw off a piece scale score score between the posts score with scrapping
(scrappin') screw screw one's head off screw the arse off screw the ass off
screwing scrog scrump scrumping scuttle secret services see see a man (about
a dog) see the King see stars seeing-to service sex act sex job sexercise(s)
sexlove sexperience sexpression sexual act sexual commerce sexual communion
sexual concourse sexual congress sexual conjunction sexual embrace sexual
intercourse sexual intercoursing sexual intimacy sexual knowledge sexual
liaison sexual relations sexual relief sexual union sew up shaft shafting
shag shag like a rattlesnake shag your lugs off shagging shake shake the
sheets shaking shaking the sheets share a bed with share a pillow with
sharpen the pencil sheath the sword to the hilt sheltering under the pink
umbrella shift-work shoot between wind and water shoot downstairs shoot in
the bush shoot in the tail shot at the front door shove shoving the beaver
with the lever shtoop shtup sin sink the pink sink the sailor sink the
sausage sink the soldier sink the sub sinking the battleship sinking the
pork sword sinking the sausage sinking the sub skeeze skewer skin the cat
skin the live rabbit skin the pizzle sklook skroging slam slam her clam slam
some ham slam spunk slamming slap skins slap and tickle slap 'n tickle
slapping skins sleep together sleep with slice of damp slice the legs off
slice her/the muffin slip a length slip her a length slip her a hot beef
injection slip her a quick crippler slip her a/the tube steak slip her one
slip her the whale slip in slip into slip it to slip it to her slip one a
hot beef injection slip-sliding away slip someone a length slippin' and
slidin' slither smeg smock service smoke smockage smucking snag snake boogie
snib snizzling snug socialize soul roll spear the bearded clam spend the
night with spit splat your fat split split a kipper splitting the hamster
sport of the masses sport of Venus spot of heavy breathing, a spot of hard
breathing, a spread for someone spread to spread your legs spreading the
folds spreading the mayo spunk dumpsquare (someone's) circle squashing the
meat squat jump in the cucumber patch squatting on the hog squeeze and a
squirt, a stab stab in the thigh stable my naggle stable one's naggle stand
a / the push stick stick it in sticking it in and pulling it out straight
lay strap strapping stretch leather strip one's tarse (in) strop one's beak
strum stub your chub study astronomy stuff stuff her muff stuff her/the
bunny stuffing subagitate subagitation sweep out the chimney sweet agony
sweet death swinge swinging the ax switchel swive swyve tail one's guts out
tail-job tail-tickling tail wagging tail work take a roll with take a trip
around the parsley patch take a turn in Bushy (or Bushey) Park take a turn
in Cock Alley (or Lane) take a turn in Cupid's Alley (or Corner, or Hair
Court) take a turn in the bush take a turn in the hair court take a turn in
the hay take a turn in the stubble take a turn on Love Lane take a turn on
Shooter's Hill take a turn on the aphrodisiacal tennis court take a turn on
Mount Pleasant take a turn through the stubble take in and do for take in
beef take in cream take it (in) take it out in trade take Nebuchadnezzar out
to grass take someone take someone to bed take the starch out of take to bed
taking a ride taking an albino **** taking her temperature with a meat
thermometer taking old one-eye to the optometrist taking the old skin boat
to tuna town talk tame her shrew tap tap your tailpipe target practice tear
off a piece (of ass/tail) tear the sheets tender agony test the mattress
tether one's nag thread thread the needle thrill and chill throw throw a
boff into throw a bop into throw a **** into throw a hump throw a leg over
throw a screw into throw one a hump throw one's dagger throwing the pork
thrum thrust thump tick-tack tickle tickling the fancy tie the lover's knot
tie the true lover's knot tiffing tillage tilting tip tip the long one tonk
tool it tooling tooling in the woods tootsie roll tops and bottoms toss in
the hay trimtrim the buff trip down the mine shaft trip up the Rhine trolley
and truck tromboning trot out one's pussy trounce trouser serpent in the
grass try it for size try it on for size tube steak boogie tumble
tummy-tickling tup turn turn up one's tail twang **** raking ****ting
twiddle twist a leg two-backed beast two-handed put Ugandan affairs Ugandan
discussions ugly, the ugly deed, the ultimate favor, the union unite unite
oneself with unspoken language (of love) up her way up in you up-tails-all
up to your apricots in kipperland up to the bumper up to the hilt up to your
nuts in guts upright (up-right) upright grand ups and downs vaginal
intercourse vaginate vaginal intercourse vagination vagino-phallic
interaction venereal act Venerean mirth venery venture vitamin F wag one's
tail wallow wang wap warm one's bed wedge western laywet bottom wet one's
wick wet the worm wetting the willy whack it up whale (some babe) what Eve
did with Adam what mother did before me whitewash whitewash your guts
wienering wiggle wild ride on the baloney pony wind up the clock wingding
wollop it in womanize work the dumb oracle work the hairy oracle work up
wriggle navels yard yentz yield one's favors you-know-what yum-yum zig-zig
zinzanbruck.

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December 5th 03, 01:26 AM

Harry Ohrn wrote:

> Mike "Silly You" is Kadaitcha Man

Utter rubbish. I never use any other nick, you daft ****. What reason is
there for pretending to be "Silly You?" None.

> page he has built to ridicule MVPs
> http://kadaitcha.kicks-ass.org:83/mvp.aspx . As you see he has Bruce
> Chambers listed on this site.

I have you there, too. BWAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!

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December 5th 03, 01:26 AM

Mike Brannigan [MSFT]

December 5th 03, 01:26 AM

Absolutely - sorry - I missed that small but exceptionally important point -
It had been a long weekend.

Thanks

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"Tom Porterfield" > wrote in message
...
> Mike Brannigan [MSFT] wrote:
>
> > > Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
> > > wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
> > > add/remove menu of the control panel.
> >
> >
> > If the option to uninstall is not in Add/Remove Programs, then you
> > did not either do an inplace upgrade and/or you did not select to
> > save the files to allow an uninstall.
> > In which case your only option is a clean install with a loss of any
> > data that is not backed up and a reinstall of your applications.
>
> Minor point of clarification here. There is no way to uninstall
> Windows XP in an upgrade over W2K. An upgrade over W2K can only be
> returned to W2K by formatting the drive and reinstalling W2K clean.
> Uninstall options are only available in upgrades over Windows 98/98SE
> and ME. An upgrade from W2K, NT4 or XP Home to Pro will have no
> uninstall option.
>
> --
> Tom Porterfield
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John B

December 5th 03, 01:26 AM

Kadaitcha Man, after spending 3 minutes figuring out which end of the pen to
use, wrote:

> Harry Ohrn wrote:
>
>> Mike "Silly You" is Kadaitcha Man
>
> Utter rubbish. I never use any other nick, you daft ****. What reason is
> there for pretending to be "Silly You?" None.
>
>> page he has built to ridicule MVPs
>> http://kadaitcha.kicks-ass.org:83/mvp.aspx . As you see he has Bruce
>> Chambers listed on this site.
>
>
> I have you there, too. BWAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!
>
> --
> Visit The Peanut Gallery: http://kadaitcha.kicks-ass.org:83/
> JCaldw4956: Kadaitcha Man is one sick puppy who makes Adolph
> Hitler look like a study in humility in comparison.

Hmmm...I thought ol' Harry had finally died ro something, oh well. I also had
told someone that 'silly you' wasn't you, as it didn't take much intelligence
to see the difference between yours and his posts. I guess ol' Harry still
ain't got what it takes to figure these things out?

John
--
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Joe: "Nope, the biggest and ugliest blue, green, yellow and red butterfly you've
ever seen flew out in front of me on the freeway!"

Donald Link

December 5th 03, 01:26 AM

Format your hard drive. Reinstall 2k if you want but could not understand
why you would.

"Michael" > wrote in message
...
> Recently i upgraded from windows 2k pro to XP but when i
> wanted to unintall the XP i could not locate it in the
> add/remove menu of the control panel.
> How do i uninstal XP please?