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Irene Stepp
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his computer
but I can't get at them. It says I don't have permissions. I suspect
this because I caught him masturbating in front of the computer late one
night and he quickly switched it off. Also I am sure I once saw a
picture of a girl in a very exposed state showing all her hairy bits! I
am sure he has filthy,dirty pornography involving pictures of young
women performing lewd, obscene, deviant, degrading and downright
disgusting acts. This filth is utterly disgusting and I don't want it in
my house!!!! I don't want pictures of vile whores in my house. Aside
from trashing the computer into the dustbin, is there anything I can do
to find out for sure what sort of gross pictures my dirty minded husband
has got???? thanks!

tsyhtema
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
UH, spend more time with him wearing skimpy seductive clothing. That might
get him off the computer and in the sack. Besides why do you want to see the
pictures?

"Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
> Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his computer
> but I can't get at them. It says I don't have permissions. I suspect
> this because I caught him masturbating in front of the computer late one
> night and he quickly switched it off. Also I am sure I once saw a
> picture of a girl in a very exposed state showing all her hairy bits! I
> am sure he has filthy,dirty pornography involving pictures of young
> women performing lewd, obscene, deviant, degrading and downright
> disgusting acts. This filth is utterly disgusting and I don't want it in
> my house!!!! I don't want pictures of vile whores in my house. Aside
> from trashing the computer into the dustbin, is there anything I can do
> to find out for sure what sort of gross pictures my dirty minded husband
> has got???? thanks!
>
>

peter
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
Trust and communication are wondeful things to have in a marriage....
I suggest a long heart to heart talk with hubby..maybe in the presence =
on a marriage counselor??
peter
"Irene Stepp" > wrote in message =
news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
| Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his =
computer
| but I can't get at them. It says I don't have permissions. I suspect
| this because I caught him masturbating in front of the computer late =
one
| night and he quickly switched it off. Also I am sure I once saw a
| picture of a girl in a very exposed state showing all her hairy bits! =
I
| am sure he has filthy,dirty pornography involving pictures of young
| women performing lewd, obscene, deviant, degrading and downright
| disgusting acts. This filth is utterly disgusting and I don't want it =
in
| my house!!!! I don't want pictures of vile whores in my house. Aside
| from trashing the computer into the dustbin, is there anything I can =
do
| to find out for sure what sort of gross pictures my dirty minded =
husband
| has got???? thanks!
|=20
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Donald Link
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
Mabey with your attitude towards sex he needs them. If he is masterbating
with a wife in the house, mabey you need to look in a mirror or try to
loosen up a little in the bedroom.



"Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
> Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his computer
> but I can't get at them. It says I don't have permissions. I suspect
> this because I caught him masturbating in front of the computer late one
> night and he quickly switched it off. Also I am sure I once saw a
> picture of a girl in a very exposed state showing all her hairy bits! I
> am sure he has filthy,dirty pornography involving pictures of young
> women performing lewd, obscene, deviant, degrading and downright
> disgusting acts. This filth is utterly disgusting and I don't want it in
> my house!!!! I don't want pictures of vile whores in my house. Aside
> from trashing the computer into the dustbin, is there anything I can do
> to find out for sure what sort of gross pictures my dirty minded husband
> has got???? thanks!
>
>

David
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
On 20 Jun 2003 14:12:40 +1000, "Irene Stepp" >
wrote:

>Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his computer
>but I can't get at them. It says I don't have permissions. I suspect
>this because I caught him masturbating in front of the computer late one
>night and he quickly switched it off. Also I am sure I once saw a
>picture of a girl in a very exposed state showing all her hairy bits! I
>
<Snip Puritan rant>

Wow!!! The Amish have computers now!


Stupdity should hurt..

David

Harry Ohrn
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
This has all the earmarks of a classic troll post.

--

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www.webtree.ca/windowsxp/
www.webtree.ca/newlife/


"Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
> Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his computer
> but I can't get at them. It says I don't have permissions. I suspect
> this because I caught him masturbating in front of the computer late one
> night and he quickly switched it off. Also I am sure I once saw a
> picture of a girl in a very exposed state showing all her hairy bits! I
> am sure he has filthy,dirty pornography involving pictures of young
> women performing lewd, obscene, deviant, degrading and downright
> disgusting acts. This filth is utterly disgusting and I don't want it in
> my house!!!! I don't want pictures of vile whores in my house. Aside
> from trashing the computer into the dustbin, is there anything I can do
> to find out for sure what sort of gross pictures my dirty minded husband
> has got???? thanks!
>
>

Opinicus
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
peter > said:

> Trust and communication are wondeful things to have in a marriage....
> I suggest a long heart to heart talk with hubby..maybe in the
> presence on a marriage counselor??

Or a lawyer.

Better, two lawyers.

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NoNoBadDog!
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
I think some counselling (for both of you) is in order. Your reaction
appears to be way out of line. Perhaps it is your puritanical attitude that
causes him to have to seek solace in the images on a computer screen in the
first place. My God, woman, if this is not a troll post, you need help!
You should try TALKING to your husband. You know, that thing where the two
of you sit down and have a conversation? Maybe there are greater issues
that need addressing besides a few pictures on the computer.

Bobby

"tsyhtema" > wrote in message
...
> UH, spend more time with him wearing skimpy seductive clothing. That might
> get him off the computer and in the sack. Besides why do you want to see
the
> pictures?
>
> "Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
> news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
> > Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his computer
> > but I can't get at them. It says I don't have permissions. I suspect
> > this because I caught him masturbating in front of the computer late one
> > night and he quickly switched it off. Also I am sure I once saw a
> > picture of a girl in a very exposed state showing all her hairy bits! I
> > am sure he has filthy,dirty pornography involving pictures of young
> > women performing lewd, obscene, deviant, degrading and downright
> > disgusting acts. This filth is utterly disgusting and I don't want it in
> > my house!!!! I don't want pictures of vile whores in my house. Aside
> > from trashing the computer into the dustbin, is there anything I can do
> > to find out for sure what sort of gross pictures my dirty minded husband
> > has got???? thanks!
> >
> >
>
>

Don Grover
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
Please send me your hard drive, I want to look too 8-)
Also please send one of yourself for comparison.

"Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
> Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his computer
> but I can't get at them. It says I don't have permissions. I suspect
> this because I caught him masturbating in front of the computer late one
> night and he quickly switched it off. Also I am sure I once saw a
> picture of a girl in a very exposed state showing all her hairy bits! I
> am sure he has filthy,dirty pornography involving pictures of young
> women performing lewd, obscene, deviant, degrading and downright
> disgusting acts. This filth is utterly disgusting and I don't want it in
> my house!!!! I don't want pictures of vile whores in my house. Aside
> from trashing the computer into the dustbin, is there anything I can do
> to find out for sure what sort of gross pictures my dirty minded husband
> has got???? thanks!
>
>

John B
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
Irene Stepp, after spending 3 minutes figuring out which end of the pen to use,
wrote:

> Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his computer
> but I can't get at them. It says I don't have permissions. I suspect
> this because I caught him masturbating in front of the computer late one
> night and he quickly switched it off. Also I am sure I once saw a
> picture of a girl in a very exposed state showing all her hairy bits! I
> am sure he has filthy,dirty pornography involving pictures of young
> women performing lewd, obscene, deviant, degrading and downright
> disgusting acts. This filth is utterly disgusting and I don't want it in
> my house!!!! I don't want pictures of vile whores in my house. Aside
> from trashing the computer into the dustbin, is there anything I can do
> to find out for sure what sort of gross pictures my dirty minded husband
> has got???? thanks!

ROTFLMAO!!! Kadaitcha, quit ****ing with the mvp natives! Oh, and to just
satisfy your 'I want an answer to this post'...Hey lady, you need to be happy
your mom and dad were so " lewd, obscene, deviant, degrading" and were tickled
****ing pink to have comitted those same "downright disgusting acts". LOL! Ya
goofball.

John
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Rod Potter
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
And that it is: Here is some of the properties::

Organization: Milwaukee State Penitentiary


Message-ID: om>
Return-Path:

"Harry Ohrn" > wrote in message
...
> This has all the earmarks of a classic troll post.
>
> --
>
> Harry Ohrn - MS MVP (Windows Shell/User]
> www.webtree.ca/windowsxp/
> www.webtree.ca/newlife/
>
>
> "Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
> news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
> > Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his computer
> > but I can't get at them. It says I don't have permissions. I suspect
> > this because I caught him masturbating in front of the computer late one
> > night and he quickly switched it off. Also I am sure I once saw a
> > picture of a girl in a very exposed state showing all her hairy bits! I
> > am sure he has filthy,dirty pornography involving pictures of young
> > women performing lewd, obscene, deviant, degrading and downright
> > disgusting acts. This filth is utterly disgusting and I don't want it in
> > my house!!!! I don't want pictures of vile whores in my house. Aside
> > from trashing the computer into the dustbin, is there anything I can do
> > to find out for sure what sort of gross pictures my dirty minded husband
> > has got???? thanks!
> >
> >
>
>

Steve Parry [MVP]
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
Rod Potter wrote:
> And that it is: Here is some of the properties::
>
> Organization: Milwaukee State Penitentiary
>
>
> Message-ID: om>
> Return-Path:
>
> "Harry Ohrn" > wrote in message
> ...
>> This has all the earmarks of a classic troll post.
>>
>> --
>>
>> Harry Ohrn - MS MVP (Windows Shell/User]
>> www.webtree.ca/windowsxp/
>> www.webtree.ca/newlife/
>>
>>
>> "Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
>> news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
>>> Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his
>>> computer but I can't get at them. It says I don't have permissions.
>>> I suspect this because I caught him masturbating in front of the
>>> computer late one night and he quickly switched it off. Also I am
>>> sure I once saw a picture of a girl in a very exposed state showing
>>> all her hairy bits! I am sure he has filthy,dirty pornography
>>> involving pictures of young women performing lewd, obscene,
>>> deviant, degrading and downright disgusting acts. This filth is
>>> utterly disgusting and I don't want it in my house!!!! I don't want
>>> pictures of vile whores in my house. Aside from trashing the
>>> computer into the dustbin, is there anything I can do to find out
>>> for sure what sort of gross pictures my dirty minded husband has
>>> got???? thanks!

or even from
http://www.kadaitcha.ath.cx

;)


--
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http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

Jim Macklin
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
Comment on the OP, if she's like that, no wonder the poor
guy has to look at the computer for comfort.

Legal porn is legal, let's keep it that way.

To the OP, lose some weight, fix your hair and act like a
bride once a month or so and he'll come back.


"Steve Parry [MVP]" > wrote
in message ...
| Rod Potter wrote:
| > And that it is: Here is some of the properties::
| >
| > Organization: Milwaukee State Penitentiary
| >
| >
| > Message-ID:
om>
| > Return-Path:
| >
| > "Harry Ohrn" > wrote in message
| > ...
| >> This has all the earmarks of a classic troll post.
| >>
| >> --
| >>
| >> Harry Ohrn - MS MVP (Windows Shell/User]
| >> www.webtree.ca/windowsxp/
| >> www.webtree.ca/newlife/
| >>
| >>
| >> "Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
| >>
news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
| >>> Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy
pictures on his
| >>> computer but I can't get at them. It says I don't have
permissions.
| >>> I suspect this because I caught him masturbating in
front of the
| >>> computer late one night and he quickly switched it
off. Also I am
| >>> sure I once saw a picture of a girl in a very exposed
state showing
| >>> all her hairy bits! I am sure he has filthy,dirty
pornography
| >>> involving pictures of young women performing lewd,
obscene,
| >>> deviant, degrading and downright disgusting acts. This
filth is
| >>> utterly disgusting and I don't want it in my house!!!!
I don't want
| >>> pictures of vile whores in my house. Aside from
trashing the
| >>> computer into the dustbin, is there anything I can do
to find out
| >>> for sure what sort of gross pictures my dirty minded
husband has
| >>> got???? thanks!
|
| or even from
| http://www.kadaitcha.ath.cx
|
| ;)
|
|
| --
| Steve Parry BA(Hons) MCP MVP
|
| http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk
|
|

Will Denny
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
"Steve Parry [MVP]" > wrote in message =
...
> >>> Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his
> >>> computer but I can't get at them. It says I don't have =
permissions.
> >>> I suspect this because I caught him masturbating in front of the
> >>> computer late one night and he quickly switched it off. Also I am
> >>> sure I once saw a picture of a girl in a very exposed state =
showing
> >>> all her hairy bits! I am sure he has filthy,dirty pornography
> >>> involving pictures of young women performing lewd, obscene,
> >>> deviant, degrading and downright disgusting acts. This filth is
> >>> utterly disgusting and I don't want it in my house!!!! I don't =
want
> >>> pictures of vile whores in my house. Aside from trashing the
> >>> computer into the dustbin, is there anything I can do to find out
> >>> for sure what sort of gross pictures my dirty minded husband has
> >>> got???? thanks!
>=20
> or even from
> http://www.kadaitcha.ath.cx
>=20
> ;)

I thought that MVPs were supposed to 'unearth' degenerates like KM - or =
have I missed the point? Does 'he' post on the W2k NGs?

Will



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Michael Stevens
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
Harry Ohrn wrote:
> This has all the earmarks of a classic troll post.
>
>
> "Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
> news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
>> sort of gross pictures my dirty minded husband has got???? thanks!

And a bad one too. Looked at the post, said beyond help and moved on as
most others did. LOL Never bothered to look at the headers which was an
immediate giveaway.
--

Michael Stevens MS-MVP Windows XP
http://michaelstevenstech.com

Kadaitcha Man
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
Michael Stevens wrote:

> Never bothered to look at the headers which
> was an immediate giveaway.

Let's get this right, you double-speaking retard... The headers were an
immediate giveaway but you never bothered to look. Now that's ****ing
stupid.

--
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Anarchy is having to put up with things that **** you off.

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LilJohn
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
Er--Ah would your filthy dirty husband be the reason your munged your
address to <
Seems to me that you have a dirty filthy streak too.
Maybe your deserve your husband.

"Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
> Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his computer
> but I can't get at them. It says I don't have permissions. I suspect
> this because I caught him masturbating in front of the computer late one
> night and he quickly switched it off. Also I am sure I once saw a
> picture of a girl in a very exposed state showing all her hairy bits! I
> am sure he has filthy,dirty pornography involving pictures of young
> women performing lewd, obscene, deviant, degrading and downright
> disgusting acts. This filth is utterly disgusting and I don't want it in
> my house!!!! I don't want pictures of vile whores in my house. Aside
> from trashing the computer into the dustbin, is there anything I can do
> to find out for sure what sort of gross pictures my dirty minded husband
> has got???? thanks!
>
>

Tim Slattery
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
"Harry Ohrn" > wrote:

>This has all the earmarks of a classic troll post.

Yup. Look at the "From" and "Organization" headers. Fraud from first
to last.

--
Tim Slattery
MS MVP(DTS)

Lemon Jelly
December 5th 03, 01:29 AM
Don Grover in something approaching English - wrote:
> Please send me your hard drive, I want to look too 8-)
> Also please send one of yourself for comparison.

Can I have a CDR of the more interesting ones please?

Chris Barnes
December 5th 03, 01:30 AM
Irene Stepp > wrote:
===
Look at the return address. This message is *not* real.

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Ian Clark
December 5th 03, 01:30 AM
"Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
> Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his computer
> but I can't get at them. It says I don't have permissions. I suspect
> this because I caught him masturbating in front of the computer late one
> night and he quickly switched it off. Also I am sure I once saw a
> picture of a girl in a very exposed state showing all her hairy bits! I
> am sure he has filthy,dirty pornography involving pictures of young
> women performing lewd, obscene, deviant, degrading and downright
> disgusting acts. This filth is utterly disgusting and I don't want it in
> my house!!!! I don't want pictures of vile whores in my house. Aside
> from trashing the computer into the dustbin, is there anything I can do
> to find out for sure what sort of gross pictures my dirty minded husband
> has got???? thanks!
>
>


Drop yer knickers, give him an empty Champagne magnum, open your legs and
see what tricks he's learned

Khemyst
December 5th 03, 01:30 AM
Let's see what's behind Door # 1:

Well, isn't he entitled to some privacy??

One's art is another's pornography....

or Door #2:

Why did you two get married....Why did you marry such a pervert?

or Door #3:

Take a couple of shots of tequila ( or even more interesting sounding drinks
like "Slippery Nipple" or "Screaming Orgasm" or "Sex on the Beach") and see
if everything is still lewd, obscene, deviant degrading and disgusting...
If God didn't want us to have sex, he wouldn't have given us complementary
organs...

or Door #4:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.... or is it beerholder..??
There are no pictures if you can't find them.... there are only "1's" and
"0's" ( ones and zeroes) on that hard drive (binary).


In other words, try to think of it this way: these things only exist in
your husbands mind. You two are obviously incompatible in this area. He
takes care of business (or takes things into his own hands) [no pun
intended, yeah right] because you won't. No harm, no foul. Go cook some
biscuits or iron the laundry and get on with life.

You cannot get these pictures because you are obviously sexually frustrated
and are torn between the angst of unleashing your libido and the guilt of
letting go and experiencing life to its fullest. If you really wanted to
see them, it would be because you rebel against the puritanical upbringing
and you realized its time to shed the cocoon and become a liberated
woman....


If you REALLY REALLY want to see them:

search by hitting start, then select Search, for files/folders, and in file
name type in *.jpg or *.gif and then hit search... and double click on a
few "findings". Satisfy your curiosity...

Advise us of your findings.....if you dare................<G>


"Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
> Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his computer
> but I can't get at them. It says I don't have permissions. I suspect
> this because I caught him masturbating in front of the computer late one
> night and he quickly switched it off. Also I am sure I once saw a
> picture of a girl in a very exposed state showing all her hairy bits! I
> am sure he has filthy,dirty pornography involving pictures of young
> women performing lewd, obscene, deviant, degrading and downright
> disgusting acts. This filth is utterly disgusting and I don't want it in
> my house!!!! I don't want pictures of vile whores in my house. Aside
> from trashing the computer into the dustbin, is there anything I can do
> to find out for sure what sort of gross pictures my dirty minded husband
> has got???? thanks!
>
>

Box134
December 5th 03, 01:30 AM
Now, now. Why don't you leave your husband's pictures alone and just get
some of your own!

> "Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
> news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
> > Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his computer
> > but I can't get at them.

mister lea
December 5th 03, 01:30 AM
i never heard of a married man masturbating yet. you are so stupid




"Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
> Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his computer
> but I can't get at them. It says I don't have permissions. I suspect
> this because I caught him masturbating in front of the computer late one
> night and he quickly switched it off. Also I am sure I once saw a
> picture of a girl in a very exposed state showing all her hairy bits! I
> am sure he has filthy,dirty pornography involving pictures of young
> women performing lewd, obscene, deviant, degrading and downright
> disgusting acts. This filth is utterly disgusting and I don't want it in
> my house!!!! I don't want pictures of vile whores in my house. Aside
> from trashing the computer into the dustbin, is there anything I can do
> to find out for sure what sort of gross pictures my dirty minded husband
> has got???? thanks!
>
>

Donald Link
December 5th 03, 01:31 AM
sounds like she might just enjoy his and hates sharing them.



"Box134" > wrote in message
...
> Now, now. Why don't you leave your husband's pictures alone and just get
> some of your own!
>
> > "Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
> > news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
> > > Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy pictures on his
computer
> > > but I can't get at them.
>
>

Jim Macklin
December 5th 03, 01:31 AM
She should be worried if he was out chasing women or girls,
at least he is staying home for now.

BTW, does anyone know what Hilary told Chelse about men like
her father?


"Donald Link" > wrote in message
...
| sounds like she might just enjoy his and hates sharing
them.
|
|
|
| "Box134" > wrote in message
| ...
| > Now, now. Why don't you leave your husband's pictures
alone and just get
| > some of your own!
| >
| > > "Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
| > >
news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
| > > > Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy
pictures on his
| computer
| > > > but I can't get at them.
| >
| >
|
|

David Candy
December 5th 03, 01:31 AM
Always be absent on election victories so you don't have to celebrate =
when dad's cigars are handed out.

--=20
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http://www.sharpword.com/fascism.htm
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"Jim Macklin" > wrote in message =
...
> She should be worried if he was out chasing women or girls,
> at least he is staying home for now.
>=20
> BTW, does anyone know what Hilary told Chelse about men like
> her father?
>=20
>=20
> "Donald Link" > wrote in message
> ...
> | sounds like she might just enjoy his and hates sharing
> them.
> |
> |
> |
> | "Box134" > wrote in message
> | ...
> | > Now, now. Why don't you leave your husband's pictures
> alone and just get
> | > some of your own!
> | >
> | > > "Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
> | > >
> news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
> | > > > Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy
> pictures on his
> | computer
> | > > > but I can't get at them.
> | >
> | >
> |
> |
>=20
>=20

Venus Adurman
December 5th 03, 01:31 AM
zarathustra wrote:
> Kadaitcha Man doodled:
>> zarathustra wrote:
>>> Kadaitcha Man doodled:
>>>> zarathustra wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Is there an <THWACK!>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Ask for a refund.
>>>>
>>>> zarathustra wrote:
>>>>> Incorrect. I'm a fully paid-up 'Word Police Officer'.
>>>>> http://www.theatlantic.com/unbound/wordpolice/ . It gratifies me
>>>>> to see that somebody's fighting out of the 'literately-
>>>>> challenged' corner though.
>>>
>>> Nice post edit, ****-chops. ;o)
>>
>>
>> There was no post edit. Your post remained fully intact without a
>> single electron being modified. See:
>>
>>>> Thanks!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Is there an <THWACK!>
>>
>> It would seem that you cannot even recall your own posts. Reasonable
>> people would give the benefit of any doubt to a person who presents
>> themselves as having the intellectual capacity of a garden shrub, but
>> you lack even the vague inclings of recollection from one instant in
>> time to the next. You must therefore be a common rock.
>
> You drooling nincompoop. Everything prior to my 'thwack' was
> st00pid's work.

Oh dear. That can only mean two things.

A) You lied when you cried post edit.

B) Your language skills are indaquate.

Putting aside the fact that you are a liar, and focussing only on the fact
that you are a fully paid-up 'Word Police Officer'; Please provide an at
least believable excuse for why your reading and writing comprehension is
so poor that you must explain the meaning of what you wrote and still
manage to **** it up.

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Anarchy is having to put up with things that **** you off.

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Jim Macklin
December 5th 03, 01:31 AM
LOL

As a "good" Democrat, Bill Clinton should know that tobacco
causes cancer (it least it contributes to starting it) and
Monica could suffer from that in the future and Bill would
be liable for her health problems.

Maybe that's why he and Hilary want federal health care
coverage???



"David Candy" > wrote in message
...
Always be absent on election victories so you don't have to
celebrate when dad's cigars are handed out.

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"Jim Macklin" > wrote
in message ...
> She should be worried if he was out chasing women or
girls,
> at least he is staying home for now.
>
> BTW, does anyone know what Hilary told Chelse about men
like
> her father?
>
>
> "Donald Link" > wrote in message
> ...
> | sounds like she might just enjoy his and hates sharing
> them.
> |
> |
> |
> | "Box134" > wrote in message
> | ...
> | > Now, now. Why don't you leave your husband's pictures
> alone and just get
> | > some of your own!
> | >
> | > > "Irene Stepp" > wrote in message
> | > >
>
news:BPVA4ckmIgjaB3D92FBD0FepvSgsd9UE@cooladvertis ing.com...
> | > > > Hi all, I am sure that my husband keeps filthy
> pictures on his
> | computer
> | > > > but I can't get at them.
> | >
> | >
> |
> |
>
>

Doug G.
December 5th 03, 01:31 AM
In article >, p51mustang-spoof-36
@invaildhotmail.com says...
> LOL
>
> As a "good" Democrat, Bill Clinton should know that tobacco
> causes cancer (it least it contributes to starting it) and
> Monica could suffer from that in the future and Bill would
> be liable for her health problems.
>
> Maybe that's why he and Hilary want federal health care
> coverage???

So are you saying there is a direct link between Ovary Cancer, Bill
Clinton, and the Montecristo Belicoso? LOL!

Doug

Jim Macklin
December 5th 03, 01:31 AM
Cervical, I doubt the cigar was that long...


"Doug G." > wrote in message
.. .
| In article >,
p51mustang-spoof-36
| @invaildhotmail.com says...
| > LOL
| >
| > As a "good" Democrat, Bill Clinton should know that
tobacco
| > causes cancer (it least it contributes to starting it)
and
| > Monica could suffer from that in the future and Bill
would
| > be liable for her health problems.
| >
| > Maybe that's why he and Hilary want federal health care
| > coverage???
|
| So are you saying there is a direct link between Ovary
Cancer, Bill
| Clinton, and the Montecristo Belicoso? LOL!
|
| Doug

Gazwad Man
December 5th 03, 01:39 AM
Josef Knecht asked wistfully...

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You need to increase your intake of zinc.

--

Gazwad

Freelance scientist and people tester.
Guardian: alt.os.windows-xp
Moderator: alt.warez.uk

http://angry.at/gazwad
http://gazwad.servebeer.com

Dr Halonfires Les Girl
December 5th 03, 01:40 AM
"Gazwad Man" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote in message
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> Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>
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> || i
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> || b
> || l
> || e
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>
> You need to increase your intake of zinc.
>
> --
>
> Gazwad
>

I would have said he needs to decrease his output of bull**** and
****wittery.

--
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of one of the UK's biggest ****wits known
as ss. Check your ports, discover your IP
, find a map, even get to know Jack ****.
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Gazwad Man
December 5th 03, 01:40 AM
Dr Halonfires Les Girl asked wistfully...

|| "Gazwad Man" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote in message
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||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
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||| --
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||| Gazwad
|||
||
|| I would have said he needs to decrease his output of bull**** and
|| ****wittery.
||

woosh

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Guardian: alt.os.windows-xp
Moderator: alt.warez.uk

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Josef Knecht
December 5th 03, 01:40 AM
"Gazwad Man" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:

>Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>
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>|| r
>|| i
>|| b
>|| b
>|| l
>|| e
>|| *
>||
>
>You need to increase your intake of zinc.

I'd suggest nootropics for you, but it's probably _way_ too late for
remedial cognitive enhancement therapy.

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NuMbEr Tr3#3!!!!11! on a lits...

"A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs,
a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni,
a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag
again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut,
a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal
- Panama!"

- Guy Steele Jr., CLTL2

Josef Knecht
December 5th 03, 01:44 AM
Venus Adurman > wrote:

>zarathustra wrote:
>> Kadaitcha Man doodled:
>>> zarathustra wrote:
>>>> Kadaitcha Man doodled:
>>>>> zarathustra wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Is there an <THWACK!>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Ask for a refund.
>>>>>
>>>>> zarathustra wrote:
>>>>>> Incorrect. I'm a fully paid-up 'Word Police Officer'.
>>>>>> http://www.theatlantic.com/unbound/wordpolice/ . It gratifies me
>>>>>> to see that somebody's fighting out of the 'literately-
>>>>>> challenged' corner though.
>>>>
>>>> Nice post edit, ****-chops. ;o)
>>>
>>>
>>> There was no post edit. Your post remained fully intact without a
>>> single electron being modified. See:
>>>
>>>>> Thanks!!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Is there an <THWACK!>
>>>
>>> It would seem that you cannot even recall your own posts. Reasonable
>>> people would give the benefit of any doubt to a person who presents
>>> themselves as having the intellectual capacity of a garden shrub, but
>>> you lack even the vague inclings of recollection from one instant in
>>> time to the next. You must therefore be a common rock.
>>
>> You drooling nincompoop. Everything prior to my 'thwack' was
>> st00pid's work.
>
>Oh dear. That can only mean two things.
>
>A) You lied when you cried post edit.
>
>B) Your language skills are indaquate.
>
>Putting aside the fact that you are a liar, and focussing only on the fact
>that you are a fully paid-up 'Word Police Officer'; Please provide an at
>least believable excuse for why your reading and writing comprehension is
>so poor that you must explain the meaning of what you wrote and still
>manage to **** it up.

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Certified Word Police Officer - Details Detail
http://www.geocities.com/spamresources/spambots.htm
http://www.drcnet.org/ http://www.abovegod.com/
NuMbEr Tr3#3!!!!11! on a lits...

"A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs,
a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni,
a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag
again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut,
a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal
- Panama!"

- Guy Steele Jr., CLTL2

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