Re: google toolbar [Archive]

Marietta Wren

December 5th 03, 01:31 AM

zarathustra wrote:
> Renato Downey doodled:
>> zarathustra wrote:

>>> You want 'DeskColor' - one of the _many_ highly-useful apps

>> Did you intend the hyphen to be a dash indicating an emphatic pause
>> or as a hyphen to join compound modifiers?

> You spotted the deliberate mistake. Well done you! I knew you had it
> in you. You've a career in the Word Police if you're interested.

>> Don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question not requiring an
>> answer.

> Too late.

>> You ****ed it up yet again, oh useless fully paid-up 'Word
>> Police Officer'.

> You've got the right attitude too. There's hope for you yet, son.
> Now, are you going to sign up or not?

>> You see, head****, compounds that come before the word being modified
>> should not be hyphenated when the compound ends in ly, is a proper
>> noun, or is an adjective.

>> HTH&GL with your job as a Word Police Officer.

> Thanks. Now move along, usenetizen. There's nothing to see in 24hsh -
> absolutely nothing.

Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.

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Valroy Tyrrill

December 5th 03, 01:31 AM

zarathustra wrote:
> Tariq Baze doodled:
>> zarathustra wrote:
>>> Kadaitcha Man doodled:
>>>> Phil B wrote:
>>>>> If I say that I won't say it, will you help me then.......... <g>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> No, but if you're over 16, suck cock and swallow, I might consider
>>>> it.
>>>
>>> What good's that to you?
>>
>> Who said it was for me, you head****?
>>
>>> You have no prick, remember... (apart from
>>> that ****pants DoS(s), that is.)
>>
>>
>> That would be DoS',
>
> Nope. You misunderstand

And you are dancing.

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Josef Knecht

December 5th 03, 01:39 AM

Marietta Wren > wrote:

>zarathustra wrote:
>> Renato Downey doodled:
>>> zarathustra wrote:
>
>>>> You want 'DeskColor' - one of the _many_ highly-useful apps
>
>>> Did you intend the hyphen to be a dash indicating an emphatic pause
>>> or as a hyphen to join compound modifiers?
>
>> You spotted the deliberate mistake. Well done you! I knew you had it
>> in you. You've a career in the Word Police if you're interested.
>
>>> Don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question not requiring an
>>> answer.
>
>> Too late.
>
>>> You ****ed it up yet again, oh useless fully paid-up 'Word
>>> Police Officer'.
>
>> You've got the right attitude too. There's hope for you yet, son.
>> Now, are you going to sign up or not?
>
>>> You see, head****, compounds that come before the word being modified
>>> should not be hyphenated when the compound ends in ly, is a proper
>>> noun, or is an adjective.
>
>>> HTH&GL with your job as a Word Police Officer.
>
>> Thanks. Now move along, usenetizen. There's nothing to see in 24hsh -
>> absolutely nothing.
>
>
>Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.

....as soon as you've eaten the peanuts outta my ****.

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NuMbEr Tr3#3!!!!11! on a lits...

"A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs,
a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni,
a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag
again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut,
a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal
- Panama!"

- Guy Steele Jr., CLTL2

Gazwad Man

December 5th 03, 01:39 AM

Josef Knecht asked wistfully...

||| Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.
||
|| ...as soon as you've eaten the peanuts outta my ****.

Hey, relic, I told you this guy was a faggot.

Look he's been eating the other peanuts!

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zarathustra

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

Marietta Wren doodled:
> zarathustra wrote:
>> Renato Downey doodled:
>>> zarathustra wrote:
>
>>>> You want 'DeskColor' - one of the _many_ highly-useful apps
>
>>> Did you intend the hyphen to be a dash indicating an emphatic pause
>>> or as a hyphen to join compound modifiers?
>
>> You spotted the deliberate mistake. Well done you! I knew you had it
>> in you. You've a career in the Word Police if you're interested.
>
>>> Don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question not requiring an
>>> answer.
>
>> Too late.
>
>>> You ****ed it up yet again, oh useless fully paid-up 'Word
>>> Police Officer'.
>
>> You've got the right attitude too. There's hope for you yet, son.
>> Now, are you going to sign up or not?
>
>>> You see, head****, compounds that come before the word being
>>> modified should not be hyphenated when the compound ends in ly, is
>>> a proper noun, or is an adjective.
>
>>> HTH&GL with your job as a Word Police Officer.
>
>> Thanks. Now move along, usenetizen. There's nothing to see in 24hsh -
>> absolutely nothing.
>
>
> Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.

My what?

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NuMbEr Tr3#3!!!!11! on a lits...

"A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs,
a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni,
a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag
again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut,
a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal
- Panama!"

- Guy Steele Jr., CLTL2

Kadaitcha Man

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

zarathustra wrote:

> My what?

Your inability to deal with this still outstanding matter, you pathetic,
thread-slinking ****:

zarathustra wrote:
> Kadaitcha Man doodled:

>> That's bad luck for you. There are no second prizes. You see, you are
>> the one who as claimed to be a fully paid-up 'Word Police Officer',
>> yet you hyphenate compound words that end in ly,
>
> Yes, that did happen. Just goes to show I'm not infallible.

It also goes to show that you are an idiot.

Kadaitcha's Medical Dictionary: An IDIOT is a person without understanding
or ordinary mental capacity, one who does not advance beyond the mental age
of three years; distinguished from an imbecile, who is capable of some
mental and physical education. An IMBECILE is one who is congenitally
weak-minded yet not incapable of education; a mental defective not advancing
beyond the mental age of seven years. A MORON is a feeble-minded person of
higher grade than an imbecile, one who does not advance beyond the mental
age of 12 years.

You are an idiot who has not learned that spelling, typo and grammar laming
is the refuge of the utterly inadequate. Just in case you're bewlidered by
the phrase the utterly inadequate, it is constructed of a noun with a plural
verb. You do know what they are, don't you? You must, I mean, after all, you
are a fully paid up 'Word Police Officer', aren't you?

> Don't be a silly-billy.
> 'inappropriate'?
> Never...........!
> Oh, mention. Mention!

No.

>> All of that means two things; you
>> are a ****wit lamer; you are an easy mark for anyone with a
>> rudimentary knowledge of the English language.
>
> Heh. If I were that gurning fishboi, I'd be squawking 'stalker' right
> now. Thank **** I'm not.

There are a number of issues in that paragraph. Please clarify:

A) "If I were that gurning fishboi,"

Is "that gurning fishboi" in the third person? Or is gurning being used as
an adjective? If the latter, you have missed a comma out of the phrase. If
the former, there is no contextual reference to support the phrase, hence it
is spurious. If neither, then is the word fishboi in the first or second
person?

B) "If I were that gurning fishboi, I'd be squawking 'stalker' right now."

Putting aside the issue of your babble being completely unintelligible, as
indicated by the need to pose the questions in A) to ascertain context,
meaning and intent, the sentence has two independent clauses, viz "If you]
were that gurning fishboi" and "[you]'d be squawking 'stalker' right now."
The two indpendent clauses are closed by a single concluding statement, viz
"Thank **** I'm not." Which of the two independent clauses is the concluding
statement concluding?

>> To save yourself more embarrassment, you should restrict your posts
>> to the following:
>
> Embarrassment? This is usenet, you dildo. Who the **** gets
> embarrassed in usenet?
>
> PPfffttt....

Ah, the sweet sounds of a rapidly deflating ego.

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Josef Knecht

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

"Gazwad Man" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:

>Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>
>||| Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.
>||
>|| ...as soon as you've eaten the peanuts outta my ****.
>
>Hey, relic, I told you this guy was a faggot.
>
>Look he's been eating the other peanuts!

Fag lame. AutoSPNAK.

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NuMbEr Tr3#3!!!!11! on a lits...

"A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs,
a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni,
a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag
again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut,
a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal
- Panama!"

- Guy Steele Jr., CLTL2

Kadaitcha Man

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

Josef Knecht wrote:

> AutoSPNAK.

1.

1. spnak!
2. spnak! nice backpedal!
3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
4. Slurp! etc.
5. My rules count. etc.
6. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister, brother, father,
etc.
7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
8. blink (clueless)
9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe etc.
12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes one to know one
etc.

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Lord Gazwad of Grantham

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

Josef Knecht asked wistfully...

|| "Gazwad Man" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
||
||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
|||
|||||| Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.
|||||
||||| ...as soon as you've eaten the peanuts outta my ****.
|||
||| Hey, relic, I told you this guy was a faggot.
|||
||| Look he's been eating the other peanuts!
||
|| Fag lame. AutoSPNAK.
||

It's not a lame.

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Josef Knecht

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

"Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:

>Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>
>|| "Gazwad Man" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
>||
>||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>|||
>|||||| Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.
>|||||
>||||| ...as soon as you've eaten the peanuts outta my ****.
>|||
>||| Hey, relic, I told you this guy was a faggot.
>|||
>||| Look he's been eating the other peanuts!
>||
>|| Fag lame. AutoSPNAK.
>||
>
>It's not a lame.

Like your obvious post-editing, you 5u><0r....

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NuMbEr Tr3#3!!!!11! on a lits...

"A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs,
a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni,
a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag
again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut,
a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal
- Panama!"

- Guy Steele Jr., CLTL2

Lord Gazwad of Grantham

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

Josef Knecht asked wistfully...

|| "Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
||
||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
|||
||||| "Gazwad Man" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
|||||
|||||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
||||||
||||||||| Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.
||||||||
|||||||| ...as soon as you've eaten the peanuts outta my ****.
||||||
|||||| Hey, relic, I told you this guy was a faggot.
||||||
|||||| Look he's been eating the other peanuts!
|||||
||||| Fag lame. AutoSPNAK.
|||||
|||
||| It's not a lame.
||
|| Like your obvious post-editing, you 5u><0r....
||

What's there to like you ****ing retard? I didn't edit the post.

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Lord Gazwad of Grantham

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

Josef Knecht asked wistfully...

|| "Kadaitcha Man" > wrote:
||
||| Josef Knecht wrote:
|||
|||| AutoSPNAK.
|||
||| 1.
|||
||| 1. spnak!
||| 2. spnak! nice backpedal!
||| 3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
||| 4. Slurp! etc.
||| 5. My rules count. etc.
||| 6. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister, brother,
||| father, etc.
||| 7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
||| 8. blink (clueless)
||| 9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
||| 10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
||| 11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe etc.
||| 12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
||| 13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes one to
||| know one etc.
||
|| Nice list, but... AutoSPNAK <> spnak!
||
|| Easy enough, or shall I go through it again for ya?

You really are as thick as pig ****! I thought you were pretending!

Oh well.

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Josef Knecht

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

Josef Knecht

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

"Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:

>Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>
>|| "Kadaitcha Man" > wrote:
>||
>||| Josef Knecht wrote:
>|||
>|||| AutoSPNAK.
>|||
>||| 1.
>|||
>||| 1. spnak!
>||| 2. spnak! nice backpedal!
>||| 3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
>||| 4. Slurp! etc.
>||| 5. My rules count. etc.
>||| 6. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister, brother,
>||| father, etc.
>||| 7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
>||| 8. blink (clueless)
>||| 9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
>||| 10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
>||| 11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe etc.
>||| 12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
>||| 13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes one to
>||| know one etc.
>||
>|| Nice list, but... AutoSPNAK <> spnak!
>||
>|| Easy enough, or shall I go through it again for ya?
>
>You really are as thick as pig ****! I thought you were pretending!
>
>Oh well.

*
B
L
O
O
P
*

(That was you, you ****bubble...)

BWAHAHAHAHAetc...

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NuMbEr Tr3#3!!!!11! on a lits...

"A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs,
a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni,
a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag
again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut,
a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal
- Panama!"

- Guy Steele Jr., CLTL2

Lord Gazwad of Grantham

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

Josef Knecht asked wistfully...

|| "Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
||
||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
|||
||||| "Kadaitcha Man" > wrote:
|||||
|||||| Josef Knecht wrote:
||||||
||||||| AutoSPNAK.
||||||
|||||| 1.
||||||
|||||| 1. spnak!
|||||| 2. spnak! nice backpedal!
|||||| 3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
|||||| 4. Slurp! etc.
|||||| 5. My rules count. etc.
|||||| 6. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister, brother,
|||||| father, etc.
|||||| 7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
|||||| 8. blink (clueless)
|||||| 9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
|||||| 10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
|||||| 11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe etc.
|||||| 12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
|||||| 13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes one to
|||||| know one etc.
|||||
||||| Nice list, but... AutoSPNAK <> spnak!
|||||
||||| Easy enough, or shall I go through it again for ya?
|||
||| You really are as thick as pig ****! I thought you were pretending!
|||
||| Oh well.
||
|| *
|| B
|| L
|| O
|| O
|| P
|| *
||

Slink, slink, slink, there he goes.

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Lord Gazwad of Grantham

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

Josef Knecht asked wistfully...

|| ...and they TINT wonder why I use emphases.
||
|| It has nothing to do with liking. Read again.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

|| What's a dumb****.

You are, clearly.

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Josef Knecht

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

"Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:

>Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>
>|| "Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
>||
>||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>|||
>||||| "Kadaitcha Man" > wrote:
>|||||
>|||||| Josef Knecht wrote:
>||||||
>||||||| AutoSPNAK.
>||||||
>|||||| 1.
>||||||
>|||||| 1. spnak!
>|||||| 2. spnak! nice backpedal!
>|||||| 3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
>|||||| 4. Slurp! etc.
>|||||| 5. My rules count. etc.
>|||||| 6. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister, brother,
>|||||| father, etc.
>|||||| 7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
>|||||| 8. blink (clueless)
>|||||| 9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
>|||||| 10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
>|||||| 11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe etc.
>|||||| 12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
>|||||| 13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes one to
>|||||| know one etc.
>|||||
>||||| Nice list, but... AutoSPNAK <> spnak!
>|||||
>||||| Easy enough, or shall I go through it again for ya?
>|||
>||| You really are as thick as pig ****! I thought you were pretending!
>|||
>||| Oh well.
>||
>|| *
>|| B
>|| L
>|| O
>|| O
>|| P
>|| *
>||
>
>Slink, slink, slink, there he goes.

There's an advert for not taking drugs....

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NuMbEr Tr3#3!!!!11! on a lits...

"A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs,
a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni,
a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag
again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut,
a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal
- Panama!"

- Guy Steele Jr., CLTL2

Lord Gazwad of Grantham

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

Josef Knecht asked wistfully...

|| "Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
||
||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
|||
||||| "Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
|||||
|||||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
||||||
|||||||| "Kadaitcha Man" > wrote:
||||||||
||||||||| Josef Knecht wrote:
|||||||||
|||||||||| AutoSPNAK.
|||||||||
||||||||| 1.
|||||||||
||||||||| 1. spnak!
||||||||| 2. spnak! nice backpedal!
||||||||| 3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
||||||||| 4. Slurp! etc.
||||||||| 5. My rules count. etc.
||||||||| 6. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister,
||||||||| brother, father, etc.
||||||||| 7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
||||||||| 8. blink (clueless)
||||||||| 9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
||||||||| 10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
||||||||| 11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe etc.
||||||||| 12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
||||||||| 13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes
||||||||| one to know one etc.
||||||||
|||||||| Nice list, but... AutoSPNAK <> spnak!
||||||||
|||||||| Easy enough, or shall I go through it again for ya?
||||||
|||||| You really are as thick as pig ****! I thought you were
|||||| pretending!
||||||
|||||| Oh well.
|||||
||||| *
||||| B
||||| L
||||| O
||||| O
||||| P
||||| *
|||||
|||
||| Slink, slink, slink, there he goes.
||
|| There's an advert for not taking drugs....

3

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Josef Knecht

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

"Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:

>Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>
>|| "Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
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>||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
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>||||| "Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
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>|||||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
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>|||||||| "Kadaitcha Man" > wrote:
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>||||||||| Josef Knecht wrote:
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>|||||||||| AutoSPNAK.
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>||||||||| 1.
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>||||||||| 1. spnak!
>||||||||| 2. spnak! nice backpedal!
>||||||||| 3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
>||||||||| 4. Slurp! etc.
>||||||||| 5. My rules count. etc.
>||||||||| 6. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister,
>||||||||| brother, father, etc.
>||||||||| 7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
>||||||||| 8. blink (clueless)
>||||||||| 9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
>||||||||| 10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
>||||||||| 11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe etc.
>||||||||| 12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
>||||||||| 13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes
>||||||||| one to know one etc.
>||||||||
>|||||||| Nice list, but... AutoSPNAK <> spnak!
>||||||||
>|||||||| Easy enough, or shall I go through it again for ya?
>||||||
>|||||| You really are as thick as pig ****! I thought you were
>|||||| pretending!
>||||||
>|||||| Oh well.
>|||||
>||||| *
>||||| B
>||||| L
>||||| O
>||||| O
>||||| P
>||||| *
>|||||
>|||
>||| Slink, slink, slink, there he goes.
>||
>|| There's an advert for not taking drugs....
>
>3

Well done! Have you ever tried for double figures?

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Lord Gazwad of Grantham

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

Josef Knecht asked wistfully...

||||||||||||
|||||||||||| 1. spnak!
|||||||||||| 2. spnak! nice backpedal!
|||||||||||| 3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
|||||||||||| 4. Slurp! etc.
|||||||||||| 5. My rules count. etc.
|||||||||||| 6. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister,
|||||||||||| brother, father, etc.
|||||||||||| 7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
|||||||||||| 8. blink (clueless)
|||||||||||| 9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
|||||||||||| 10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
|||||||||||| 11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe
|||||||||||| etc.
|||||||||||| 12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
|||||||||||| 13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes
|||||||||||| one to know one etc.
|||||||||||
||||||
|||||| Slink, slink, slink, there he goes.
|||||
||||| There's an advert for not taking drugs....
|||
||| 3
||
|| Well done! Have you ever tried for double figures?

11

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Kadaitcha Man

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

Lord Gazwad of Grantham wrote:
> Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. spnak!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. spnak! nice backpedal!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Slurp! etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. My rules count. etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> brother, father, etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8. blink (clueless)
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe
>>>>>>>>>>>>> etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes
>>>>>>>>>>>>> one to know one etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Slink, slink, slink, there he goes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> There's an advert for not taking drugs....
>>>>
>>>> 3
>>>
>>> Well done! Have you ever tried for double figures?
>
> 11

London to a bucket of slug slime says zarathustra comes back with an 8.

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Kadaitcha Man

December 5th 03, 01:40 AM

Josef Knecht wrote:
> "Kadaitcha Man" > wrote:
>
>> Lord Gazwad of Grantham wrote:
>>> Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. spnak!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. spnak! nice backpedal!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Slurp! etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. My rules count. etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Sheep ****er, fag, native, **** your mother, sister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brother, father, etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8. blink (clueless)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> asswipe etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> takes one to know one etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Slink, slink, slink, there he goes.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> There's an advert for not taking drugs....
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 3
>>>>>
>>>>> Well done! Have you ever tried for double figures?
>>>
>>> 11
>>
>> London to a bucket of slug slime says zarathustra comes back with an
>> 8.
>
> *blink*
>
> Now you can say that you were right at least once in your life.
>
> Here's your bucket of slug slime.

Fair swap. Here's London.

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Richard White

December 5th 03, 01:41 AM

"Kadaitcha Man" > wrote in message
.com...
[...Kadaitcha Man's idiotic ranting smipped...]
> You are an idiot who has not learned that spelling, typo and grammar
laming
> is the refuge of the utterly inadequate. Just in case you're bewlidered by
> the phrase the utterly inadequate, it is constructed of a noun with a
plural
> verb.

Hoisted by your own petard I see Kadaitcha Man?

"utterly inadequate" is NOT constructed of a "noun with a plural verb"
(there's no such thing as a "plural verb", but that's another matter).

"utterly inadequate" IS constructed of an adverb and an adjective. As such
you have used it improperly as you have failed to assign the adjectival
clause to a noun: ".... the utterly inadequate {what?}".

[...snipped...]
> Kadaitcha Man: Usenet Anarchist - http://kadaitcha.kicks-ass.org:83/
> Anarchy is having to put up with things that **** you off.
.... about sums you up!

> Kadaitcha Man: Moderator, 24hoursupport.helpdesk

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Kadaitcha Man

December 5th 03, 01:41 AM

Richard White wrote:
> "Kadaitcha Man" > wrote in message
> .com...
> [...Kadaitcha Man's idiotic ranting smipped...]
>> You are an idiot who has not learned that spelling, typo and grammar
>> laming is the refuge of the utterly inadequate. Just in case you're
>> bewlidered by the phrase the utterly inadequate, it is constructed
>> of a noun with a plural verb.
>
> Hoisted by your own petard I see Kadaitcha Man?

Oh, I just lerve these grammar ****wits trying to show off. Ok, you get
to open your trap only up to your first mistake.

> "utterly inadequate" is NOT constructed of a "noun with a plural verb"

BZZZZZT! Didn't get far, did you?

> (there's no such thing as a "plural verb"

Please explain why these respected grammar resources say there is:

http://www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/faq/aboutgrammar/pluralverbs
http://www.crh.noaa.gov/library/Grammar/Sing-plural.html
http://www.wordforword.se/download/VerbForm.pdf
http://tinyurl.com/fvyw
http://ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/sv_agr.htm
http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/esl/eslsubverb.html
http://www.wonderfulwritingskillsunhandbook.com/html/verb_agreement.html
http://www.as.ysu.edu/~english/subjectverb.html
http://www.gsu.edu/~wwwesl/egw/nouns/plural.htm
http://www.courses.vcu.edu/ENG-652/sentences/exceptions.htm

There are about 5,300 other links on google. Look them up.

> "utterly inadequate" IS constructed of an adverb and an adjective. As
> such you have used it improperly as you have failed to assign the
adjectival
> clause to a noun: ".... the utterly inadequate {what?}".

What do you mean, the utterly inadequate what? The utterly inadequate
are the utterly inadequate, you utterly inadequate ****stain. Whilst you're
off licking your wounds and trying to figure out plural verbs, see if you
can get your single synapse to fire when it scans the phrase "collective
noun."

Thank you. Goodbye.

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