Skin to hide

[sdf]

I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize that I'm
using the messenger

any help?

[Moose]

Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I suggest you
install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.

Moose

"sdf" > wrote in message
...
> I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize that I'm
> using the messenger
>
> any help?
>
>

[sdf]

If you can help me, please don't answer me
You better **** yourself and your mother instead of buggin me

"Moose" > wrote in message
...
> Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I suggest you
> install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
>
> Moose
>
> "sdf" > wrote in message
> ...
> > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize that
I'm
> > using the messenger
> >
> > any help?
> >
> >
>
>

[sdf]

"sdf" > wrote in message news:...
> If you can help me, please don't answer me
> You better **** yourself and your mother instead of buggin me
>
> "Moose" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I suggest
you
> > install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
> >
> > Moose
> >
> > "sdf" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize that
> I'm
> > > using the messenger
> > >
> > > any help?
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[sdf]

"sdf" > wrote in message news:...
> If you can help me, please don't answer me
> You better **** yourself and your mother instead of buggin me
>
> "Moose" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I suggest
you
> > install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
> >
> > Moose
> >
> > "sdf" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize that
> I'm
> > > using the messenger
> > >
> > > any help?
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[sdf]

"sdf" > wrote in message news:...
> If you can help me, please don't answer me
> You better **** yourself and your mother instead of buggin me
>
> "Moose" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I suggest
you
> > install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
> >
> > Moose
> >
> > "sdf" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize that
> I'm
> > > using the messenger
> > >
> > > any help?
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[sdf]

GO F**K YOURSELF


"Moose" > wrote in message
...
> Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I suggest you
> install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
>
> Moose
>
> "sdf" > wrote in message
> ...
> > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize that
I'm
> > using the messenger
> >
> > any help?
> >
> >
>
>

[Jonathan Kay [MVP]]

Greetings sdf,

I can't really think of any "skin" which let you do this, you might try using Trillian
instead (http://www.trillian.cc) as it supports far different skinning (check out the Skins
on the site).

As well, Messenger Plus (http://www.msgplus.net -- don't install the sponsor during
installation or ad-software will be on your PC) has a 'Boss Mode" which will hide all
Messenger windows, and make your Messenger icon a 'My Computer' icon when the boss comes
near.
____________________________________________
Jonathan Kay
Windows MVP, Messenger
Associate Expert
http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/expertzone/
Messenger Resources - http://messenger.jonathankay.com

"sdf" > wrote in message ...
> I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize that I'm
> using the messenger
>
> any help?
>
>

[Moose]

That's much better. You are now using language and tonality that more
accurately reflects your true personality. That "dissimulated skin"
nonsense came across as a tad "high flown", though your misspelling of
"dissimulate" was the clue that you're in actuality a pretentious,crude
run-of-the-mill ng moron that works for some fascist company that instills
their worker bees with extreme paranoia, and your work priority is to find
ways to escape the detection of your sloughing off rather than doing what
you are being paid to do in your obviously monotonous job.
Now that I have truly helped you, I await your apology for insulting me mum.
Try real hard not to write another crude response lest I dismiss you
entirely as hoplessly droll. I hope I've succeeded in not buggin' you, and
you find my observations useful in your seemingly endless thirst for
meaningful knowledge.

Moose



"sdf" > wrote in message
...
> If you can help me, please don't answer me
> You better **** yourself and your mother instead of buggin me
>
> "Moose" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I suggest
you
> > install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
> >
> > Moose
> >
> > "sdf" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize that
> I'm
> > > using the messenger
> > >
> > > any help?
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[Moose]

ummm.. is this deja vu all over again?


"sdf" > wrote in message
...
> GO F**K YOURSELF
>
>
> "Moose" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I suggest
you
> > install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
> >
> > Moose
> >
> > "sdf" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize that
> I'm
> > > using the messenger
> > >
> > > any help?
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[Anon@anywhere.com]

Nice help!

[Comp Guy]

Ur an ass moose.
It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.

BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word :o) - Or a word at all.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" > wrote in message
...
> Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I suggest you
> install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
>
> Moose
>
> "sdf" > wrote in message
> ...
> > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize that
I'm
> > using the messenger
> >
> > any help?
> >
> >
>
>

[Comp Guy]

www.msgplus.net

Download messenger plus, it's a widely used add-on for Win/MSN messenger,
and features Boss Protection Mode.

--
Please be polite.
------
"sdf" > wrote in message
...
> I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize that I'm
> using the messenger
>
> any help?
>
>

[Moose]

I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling "dissimulate", which is a
word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If he was making
up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star Trek allusion
was metaphorical not literal.

dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed, dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for example) under a
feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.

As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining this ng, I
suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and read a few
thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a Vulcan mind meld.
In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self lobotomy kit at
your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give up usenet and
consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.

Moose

"Comp Guy" > wrote in message
...
> Ur an ass moose.
> It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.
>
> BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word :o) - Or a word at all.
>
> --
> Please be polite.
> ------
> "Moose" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I suggest
you
> > install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
> >
> > Moose
> >
> > "sdf" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize that
> I'm
> > > using the messenger
> > >
> > > any help?
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[Comp Guy]

I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite clever- but
your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" > wrote in message
...
> I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling "dissimulate", which is
a
> word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If he was
making
> up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star Trek
allusion
> was metaphorical not literal.
>
> dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed, dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
> dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for example) under a
> feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.
>
> As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining this ng, I
> suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and read a few
> thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a Vulcan mind
meld.
> In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self lobotomy kit
at
> your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give up usenet and
> consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.
>
> Moose
>
> "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Ur an ass moose.
> > It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.
> >
> > BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word :o) - Or a word at all.
> >
> > --
> > Please be polite.
> > ------
> > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I suggest
> you
> > > install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
> > >
> > > Moose
> > >
> > > "sdf" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize
that
> > I'm
> > > > using the messenger
> > > >
> > > > any help?
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[Moose]

Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.

I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go your merry
way. I'm being polite here.

You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get when your
mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying hell bent
toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?


Moose



"Comp Guy" > wrote in message
...
> I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite clever- but
> your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.
>
> --
> Please be polite.
> ------
> "Moose" > wrote in message
> ...
> > I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling "dissimulate", which
is
> a
> > word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If he was
> making
> > up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star Trek
> allusion
> > was metaphorical not literal.
> >
> > dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed, dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
> > dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for example) under
a
> > feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.
> >
> > As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining this ng,
I
> > suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and read a few
> > thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a Vulcan mind
> meld.
> > In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self lobotomy kit
> at
> > your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give up usenet
and
> > consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.
> >
> > Moose
> >
> > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Ur an ass moose.
> > > It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.
> > >
> > > BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word :o) - Or a word at all.
> > >
> > > --
> > > Please be polite.
> > > ------
> > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I
suggest
> > you
> > > > install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
> > > >
> > > > Moose
> > > >
> > > > "sdf" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > > > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize
> that
> > > I'm
> > > > > using the messenger
> > > > >
> > > > > any help?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[Comp Guy]

Here's something to spell...
i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
a-b-u-s-e-@-e-a-s-y-n-e-w-s-.-c-o-m

Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for getting her
internet cancelled.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" > wrote in message
...
> Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.
>
> I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go your merry
> way. I'm being polite here.
>
> You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get when
your
> mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying hell bent
> toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?
>
>
> Moose
>
>
>
> "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> ...
> > I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite clever- but
> > your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.
> >
> > --
> > Please be polite.
> > ------
> > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling "dissimulate", which
> is
> > a
> > > word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If he was
> > making
> > > up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star Trek
> > allusion
> > > was metaphorical not literal.
> > >
> > > dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed, dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
> > > dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for example)
under
> a
> > > feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.
> > >
> > > As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining this
ng,
> I
> > > suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and read a few
> > > thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a Vulcan mind
> > meld.
> > > In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self lobotomy
kit
> > at
> > > your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give up usenet
> and
> > > consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.
> > >
> > > Moose
> > >
> > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > Ur an ass moose.
> > > > It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.
> > > >
> > > > BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word :o) - Or a word at all.
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > Please be polite.
> > > > ------
> > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > > > Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I
> suggest
> > > you
> > > > > install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
> > > > >
> > > > > Moose
> > > > >
> > > > > "sdf" > wrote in message
> > > > > ...
> > > > > > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize
> > that
> > > > I'm
> > > > > > using the messenger
> > > > > >
> > > > > > any help?
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[Moose]

Abuse? Since when has the first amendment been classified as abuse? Was I
yelling fire" in the theater? No. I was posting "Cretin in the newsgroup!"
A significant difference. You are much more ignorant than I first assumed.
Well, maybe just a tad more ignorant. Okay, okay, I admit it, I assumed
from the beginning that you were really, really dumb, but I tried to heed
your advice and be polite. I guess from your point of view I failed. Sob!

When people are exposed as prattling idiots in Usenet their final act of
desperation is to yell "ABUSE!" and then send their little complaint off to
an ISP. There are so many complete jerkoffs like yourself that I expect the
internet bandwidth is more significantly impacted by your abuse e-mails than
it is by spam. At least I simply resorted to telling on you to me mum.
You're a really mean boy Cable Guy and I hate you, though I'm very sad that
you feel abused. Does this mean we ain't gonna play no more?

You have my permission to forward this post to John Ashcroft.

Moose

p.s. I just received an e-mail from easynews asking me who the little
whinyass punk was that sent them this meaningless complaint and I responded
that they should just ignore you and that I would take care of it. You can
thank me later.

m.




"Comp Guy" > wrote in message
...
> Here's something to spell...
> i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
> a-b-u-s-e-@-e-a-s-y-n-e-w-s-.-c-o-m
>
> Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for getting her
> internet cancelled.
>
> --
> Please be polite.
> ------
> "Moose" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.
> >
> > I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go your
merry
> > way. I'm being polite here.
> >
> > You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get when
> your
> > mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying hell bent
> > toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?
> >
> >
> > Moose
> >
> >
> >
> > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite clever-
but
> > > your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.
> > >
> > > --
> > > Please be polite.
> > > ------
> > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling "dissimulate",
which
> > is
> > > a
> > > > word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If he
was
> > > making
> > > > up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star Trek
> > > allusion
> > > > was metaphorical not literal.
> > > >
> > > > dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed, dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
> > > > dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for example)
> under
> > a
> > > > feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.
> > > >
> > > > As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining this
> ng,
> > I
> > > > suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and read a
few
> > > > thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a Vulcan
mind
> > > meld.
> > > > In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self lobotomy
> kit
> > > at
> > > > your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give up
usenet
> > and
> > > > consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.
> > > >
> > > > Moose
> > > >
> > > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > > > Ur an ass moose.
> > > > > It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.
> > > > >
> > > > > BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word :o) - Or a word at all.
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > Please be polite.
> > > > > ------
> > > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > > ...
> > > > > > Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I
> > suggest
> > > > you
> > > > > > install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Moose
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "sdf" > wrote in message
> > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't
realize
> > > that
> > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > using the messenger
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > any help?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[Comp Guy]

PMSL. I find it hard to believe that Easynews actually sent such a message,
for one little reason; I WAS BLUFFING! I never sent an abuse report. I
just wanted to see how you would react.

Bwahahahahahahah! Now you've just proven yourself a liar.

Run along now troll.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" > wrote in message
...
> Abuse? Since when has the first amendment been classified as abuse? Was
I
> yelling fire" in the theater? No. I was posting "Cretin in the
newsgroup!"
> A significant difference. You are much more ignorant than I first
assumed.
> Well, maybe just a tad more ignorant. Okay, okay, I admit it, I assumed
> from the beginning that you were really, really dumb, but I tried to heed
> your advice and be polite. I guess from your point of view I failed.
Sob!
>
> When people are exposed as prattling idiots in Usenet their final act of
> desperation is to yell "ABUSE!" and then send their little complaint off
to
> an ISP. There are so many complete jerkoffs like yourself that I expect
the
> internet bandwidth is more significantly impacted by your abuse e-mails
than
> it is by spam. At least I simply resorted to telling on you to me mum.
> You're a really mean boy Cable Guy and I hate you, though I'm very sad
that
> you feel abused. Does this mean we ain't gonna play no more?
>
> You have my permission to forward this post to John Ashcroft.
>
> Moose
>
> p.s. I just received an e-mail from easynews asking me who the little
> whinyass punk was that sent them this meaningless complaint and I
responded
> that they should just ignore you and that I would take care of it. You
can
> thank me later.
>
> m.
>
>
>
>
> "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Here's something to spell...
> > i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
> > a-b-u-s-e-@-e-a-s-y-n-e-w-s-.-c-o-m
> >
> > Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for getting her
> > internet cancelled.
> >
> > --
> > Please be polite.
> > ------
> > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.
> > >
> > > I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go your
> merry
> > > way. I'm being polite here.
> > >
> > > You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get when
> > your
> > > mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying hell
bent
> > > toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?
> > >
> > >
> > > Moose
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite clever-
> but
> > > > your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > Please be polite.
> > > > ------
> > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > > > I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling "dissimulate",
> which
> > > is
> > > > a
> > > > > word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If he
> was
> > > > making
> > > > > up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star Trek
> > > > allusion
> > > > > was metaphorical not literal.
> > > > >
> > > > > dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed,
dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
> > > > > dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for example)
> > under
> > > a
> > > > > feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.
> > > > >
> > > > > As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining
this
> > ng,
> > > I
> > > > > suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and read a
> few
> > > > > thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a Vulcan
> mind
> > > > meld.
> > > > > In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self
lobotomy
> > kit
> > > > at
> > > > > your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give up
> usenet
> > > and
> > > > > consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.
> > > > >
> > > > > Moose
> > > > >
> > > > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > > > ...
> > > > > > Ur an ass moose.
> > > > > > It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word :o) - Or a word at all.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > --
> > > > > > Please be polite.
> > > > > > ------
> > > > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I
> > > suggest
> > > > > you
> > > > > > > install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Moose
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "sdf" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't
> realize
> > > > that
> > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > using the messenger
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > any help?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[Comp Guy]

Oh, I thought I would say that even if I had sent an abuse report I wouldn't
believe you.

Companies don't act like 2 year-olds. For the simple reason that they don't
want to risk offending a potential customer (who could tell everyone they
know about the rudeness of the company).
Think about it, for all they know I could be head of the tech department for
a large company, but then decided not to choose Easynews as the company's
ISP because they offended me. That's big $ down the crapper.
And for the simple reason that it's not good public relations to offend
people.

I know you think I'm a dumbass, but I'm not that dumb.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Comp Guy" > wrote in message
...
> PMSL. I find it hard to believe that Easynews actually sent such a
message,
> for one little reason; I WAS BLUFFING! I never sent an abuse report. I
> just wanted to see how you would react.
>
> Bwahahahahahahah! Now you've just proven yourself a liar.
>
> Run along now troll.
>
> --
> Please be polite.
> ------
> "Moose" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Abuse? Since when has the first amendment been classified as abuse?
Was
> I
> > yelling fire" in the theater? No. I was posting "Cretin in the
> newsgroup!"
> > A significant difference. You are much more ignorant than I first
> assumed.
> > Well, maybe just a tad more ignorant. Okay, okay, I admit it, I assumed
> > from the beginning that you were really, really dumb, but I tried to
heed
> > your advice and be polite. I guess from your point of view I failed.
> Sob!
> >
> > When people are exposed as prattling idiots in Usenet their final act of
> > desperation is to yell "ABUSE!" and then send their little complaint off
> to
> > an ISP. There are so many complete jerkoffs like yourself that I expect
> the
> > internet bandwidth is more significantly impacted by your abuse e-mails
> than
> > it is by spam. At least I simply resorted to telling on you to me mum.
> > You're a really mean boy Cable Guy and I hate you, though I'm very sad
> that
> > you feel abused. Does this mean we ain't gonna play no more?
> >
> > You have my permission to forward this post to John Ashcroft.
> >
> > Moose
> >
> > p.s. I just received an e-mail from easynews asking me who the little
> > whinyass punk was that sent them this meaningless complaint and I
> responded
> > that they should just ignore you and that I would take care of it. You
> can
> > thank me later.
> >
> > m.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Here's something to spell...
> > > i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
> > > a-b-u-s-e-@-e-a-s-y-n-e-w-s-.-c-o-m
> > >
> > > Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for getting
her
> > > internet cancelled.
> > >
> > > --
> > > Please be polite.
> > > ------
> > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.
> > > >
> > > > I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go your
> > merry
> > > > way. I'm being polite here.
> > > >
> > > > You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get
when
> > > your
> > > > mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying hell
> bent
> > > > toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Moose
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > > > I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite
clever-
> > but
> > > > > your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > Please be polite.
> > > > > ------
> > > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > > ...
> > > > > > I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling "dissimulate",
> > which
> > > > is
> > > > > a
> > > > > > word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If
he
> > was
> > > > > making
> > > > > > up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star
Trek
> > > > > allusion
> > > > > > was metaphorical not literal.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed,
> dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
> > > > > > dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for
example)
> > > under
> > > > a
> > > > > > feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining
> this
> > > ng,
> > > > I
> > > > > > suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and read
a
> > few
> > > > > > thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a
Vulcan
> > mind
> > > > > meld.
> > > > > > In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self
> lobotomy
> > > kit
> > > > > at
> > > > > > your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give up
> > usenet
> > > > and
> > > > > > consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Moose
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > Ur an ass moose.
> > > > > > > It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word :o) - Or a word at
all.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > Please be polite.
> > > > > > > ------
> > > > > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > > Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside,
I
> > > > suggest
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Moose
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "sdf" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > > > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't
> > realize
> > > > > that
> > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > using the messenger
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > any help?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[Moose]

Of course I didn't receive anything from Easynews you literal minded twit.
No one in their right mind would believe an ISP would inquire about a "whiny
ass punk". Your gullabilty is mind boggling. I give up. Flames are
utterly lost on you. See, there's an advantage to being really stupid.
You're immune from insults.

Moose

p.s. You seem very anxious for me to leave. So I will.



"Comp Guy" > wrote in message
...
> PMSL. I find it hard to believe that Easynews actually sent such a
message,
> for one little reason; I WAS BLUFFING! I never sent an abuse report. I
> just wanted to see how you would react.
>
> Bwahahahahahahah! Now you've just proven yourself a liar.
>
> Run along now troll.
>
> --
> Please be polite.
> ------
> "Moose" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Abuse? Since when has the first amendment been classified as abuse?
Was
> I
> > yelling fire" in the theater? No. I was posting "Cretin in the
> newsgroup!"
> > A significant difference. You are much more ignorant than I first
> assumed.
> > Well, maybe just a tad more ignorant. Okay, okay, I admit it, I assumed
> > from the beginning that you were really, really dumb, but I tried to
heed
> > your advice and be polite. I guess from your point of view I failed.
> Sob!
> >
> > When people are exposed as prattling idiots in Usenet their final act of
> > desperation is to yell "ABUSE!" and then send their little complaint off
> to
> > an ISP. There are so many complete jerkoffs like yourself that I expect
> the
> > internet bandwidth is more significantly impacted by your abuse e-mails
> than
> > it is by spam. At least I simply resorted to telling on you to me mum.
> > You're a really mean boy Cable Guy and I hate you, though I'm very sad
> that
> > you feel abused. Does this mean we ain't gonna play no more?
> >
> > You have my permission to forward this post to John Ashcroft.
> >
> > Moose
> >
> > p.s. I just received an e-mail from easynews asking me who the little
> > whinyass punk was that sent them this meaningless complaint and I
> responded
> > that they should just ignore you and that I would take care of it. You
> can
> > thank me later.
> >
> > m.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Here's something to spell...
> > > i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
> > > a-b-u-s-e-@-e-a-s-y-n-e-w-s-.-c-o-m
> > >
> > > Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for getting
her
> > > internet cancelled.
> > >
> > > --
> > > Please be polite.
> > > ------
> > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.
> > > >
> > > > I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go your
> > merry
> > > > way. I'm being polite here.
> > > >
> > > > You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get
when
> > > your
> > > > mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying hell
> bent
> > > > toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Moose
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > > > I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite
clever-
> > but
> > > > > your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > Please be polite.
> > > > > ------
> > > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > > ...
> > > > > > I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling "dissimulate",
> > which
> > > > is
> > > > > a
> > > > > > word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If
he
> > was
> > > > > making
> > > > > > up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star
Trek
> > > > > allusion
> > > > > > was metaphorical not literal.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed,
> dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
> > > > > > dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for
example)
> > > under
> > > > a
> > > > > > feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining
> this
> > > ng,
> > > > I
> > > > > > suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and read
a
> > few
> > > > > > thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a
Vulcan
> > mind
> > > > > meld.
> > > > > > In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self
> lobotomy
> > > kit
> > > > > at
> > > > > > your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give up
> > usenet
> > > > and
> > > > > > consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Moose
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > Ur an ass moose.
> > > > > > > It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word :o) - Or a word at
all.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > Please be polite.
> > > > > > > ------
> > > > > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > > Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside,
I
> > > > suggest
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Moose
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "sdf" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > > > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't
> > realize
> > > > > that
> > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > using the messenger
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > any help?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[Comp Guy]

I love how you say something with out any sign of sarcasm or implying
anything else, and yet you think everyone should know whether or not your
being literal or not. We're not mind readers. Just because you hear voices
in your head doesn't mean you are reading other people's minds.
--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" > wrote in message
...
> Of course I didn't receive anything from Easynews you literal minded twit.
> No one in their right mind would believe an ISP would inquire about a
"whiny
> ass punk". Your gullabilty is mind boggling. I give up. Flames are
> utterly lost on you. See, there's an advantage to being really stupid.
> You're immune from insults.
>
> Moose
>
> p.s. You seem very anxious for me to leave. So I will.
>
>
>
> "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> ...
> > PMSL. I find it hard to believe that Easynews actually sent such a
> message,
> > for one little reason; I WAS BLUFFING! I never sent an abuse report. I
> > just wanted to see how you would react.
> >
> > Bwahahahahahahah! Now you've just proven yourself a liar.
> >
> > Run along now troll.
> >
> > --
> > Please be polite.
> > ------
> > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Abuse? Since when has the first amendment been classified as abuse?
> Was
> > I
> > > yelling fire" in the theater? No. I was posting "Cretin in the
> > newsgroup!"
> > > A significant difference. You are much more ignorant than I first
> > assumed.
> > > Well, maybe just a tad more ignorant. Okay, okay, I admit it, I
assumed
> > > from the beginning that you were really, really dumb, but I tried to
> heed
> > > your advice and be polite. I guess from your point of view I failed.
> > Sob!
> > >
> > > When people are exposed as prattling idiots in Usenet their final act
of
> > > desperation is to yell "ABUSE!" and then send their little complaint
off
> > to
> > > an ISP. There are so many complete jerkoffs like yourself that I
expect
> > the
> > > internet bandwidth is more significantly impacted by your abuse
e-mails
> > than
> > > it is by spam. At least I simply resorted to telling on you to me
mum.
> > > You're a really mean boy Cable Guy and I hate you, though I'm very sad
> > that
> > > you feel abused. Does this mean we ain't gonna play no more?
> > >
> > > You have my permission to forward this post to John Ashcroft.
> > >
> > > Moose
> > >
> > > p.s. I just received an e-mail from easynews asking me who the little
> > > whinyass punk was that sent them this meaningless complaint and I
> > responded
> > > that they should just ignore you and that I would take care of it.
You
> > can
> > > thank me later.
> > >
> > > m.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > Here's something to spell...
> > > > i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
> > > > a-b-u-s-e-@-e-a-s-y-n-e-w-s-.-c-o-m
> > > >
> > > > Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for getting
> her
> > > > internet cancelled.
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > Please be polite.
> > > > ------
> > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > > > Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.
> > > > >
> > > > > I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go
your
> > > merry
> > > > > way. I'm being polite here.
> > > > >
> > > > > You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get
> when
> > > > your
> > > > > mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying
hell
> > bent
> > > > > toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Moose
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > > > ...
> > > > > > I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite
> clever-
> > > but
> > > > > > your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > --
> > > > > > Please be polite.
> > > > > > ------
> > > > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling
"dissimulate",
> > > which
> > > > > is
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > > word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If
> he
> > > was
> > > > > > making
> > > > > > > up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star
> Trek
> > > > > > allusion
> > > > > > > was metaphorical not literal.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed,
> > dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
> > > > > > > dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for
> example)
> > > > under
> > > > > a
> > > > > > > feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining
> > this
> > > > ng,
> > > > > I
> > > > > > > suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and
read
> a
> > > few
> > > > > > > thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a
> Vulcan
> > > mind
> > > > > > meld.
> > > > > > > In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self
> > lobotomy
> > > > kit
> > > > > > at
> > > > > > > your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give
up
> > > usenet
> > > > > and
> > > > > > > consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Moose
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > > Ur an ass moose.
> > > > > > > > It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word :o) - Or a word at
> all.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > Please be polite.
> > > > > > > > ------
> > > > > > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > > > Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That
aside,
> I
> > > > > suggest
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Moose
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "sdf" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > > > > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't
> > > realize
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > using the messenger
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > any help?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[Moose]

Ummmm..gee thanks. You have amazing insight. You're awe inspiring... no
really, you are.

Moose

p.s. I'm afraid you really are that dumb. I could tell you that MS expects
your first born child in exchange for security updates commencing the first
of Nov. and you'd go off on the unlikliness of that and then you'd point out
the illegality of such a proposition. Jeeth Stefthan, I'm only methin' with
you.

"Comp Guy" > wrote in message
...
> Oh, I thought I would say that even if I had sent an abuse report I
wouldn't
> believe you.
>
> Companies don't act like 2 year-olds. For the simple reason that they
don't
> want to risk offending a potential customer (who could tell everyone they
> know about the rudeness of the company).
> Think about it, for all they know I could be head of the tech department
for
> a large company, but then decided not to choose Easynews as the company's
> ISP because they offended me. That's big $ down the crapper.
> And for the simple reason that it's not good public relations to offend
> people.
>
> I know you think I'm a dumbass, but I'm not that dumb.
>
> --
> Please be polite.
> ------
> "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> ...
> > PMSL. I find it hard to believe that Easynews actually sent such a
> message,
> > for one little reason; I WAS BLUFFING! I never sent an abuse report. I
> > just wanted to see how you would react.
> >
> > Bwahahahahahahah! Now you've just proven yourself a liar.
> >
> > Run along now troll.
> >
> > --
> > Please be polite.
> > ------
> > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > Abuse? Since when has the first amendment been classified as abuse?
> Was
> > I
> > > yelling fire" in the theater? No. I was posting "Cretin in the
> > newsgroup!"
> > > A significant difference. You are much more ignorant than I first
> > assumed.
> > > Well, maybe just a tad more ignorant. Okay, okay, I admit it, I
assumed
> > > from the beginning that you were really, really dumb, but I tried to
> heed
> > > your advice and be polite. I guess from your point of view I failed.
> > Sob!
> > >
> > > When people are exposed as prattling idiots in Usenet their final act
of
> > > desperation is to yell "ABUSE!" and then send their little complaint
off
> > to
> > > an ISP. There are so many complete jerkoffs like yourself that I
expect
> > the
> > > internet bandwidth is more significantly impacted by your abuse
e-mails
> > than
> > > it is by spam. At least I simply resorted to telling on you to me
mum.
> > > You're a really mean boy Cable Guy and I hate you, though I'm very sad
> > that
> > > you feel abused. Does this mean we ain't gonna play no more?
> > >
> > > You have my permission to forward this post to John Ashcroft.
> > >
> > > Moose
> > >
> > > p.s. I just received an e-mail from easynews asking me who the little
> > > whinyass punk was that sent them this meaningless complaint and I
> > responded
> > > that they should just ignore you and that I would take care of it.
You
> > can
> > > thank me later.
> > >
> > > m.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > Here's something to spell...
> > > > i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
> > > > a-b-u-s-e-@-e-a-s-y-n-e-w-s-.-c-o-m
> > > >
> > > > Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for getting
> her
> > > > internet cancelled.
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > Please be polite.
> > > > ------
> > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > > > Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.
> > > > >
> > > > > I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go
your
> > > merry
> > > > > way. I'm being polite here.
> > > > >
> > > > > You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get
> when
> > > > your
> > > > > mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying
hell
> > bent
> > > > > toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Moose
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > > > ...
> > > > > > I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite
> clever-
> > > but
> > > > > > your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > --
> > > > > > Please be polite.
> > > > > > ------
> > > > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling
"dissimulate",
> > > which
> > > > > is
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > > word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If
> he
> > > was
> > > > > > making
> > > > > > > up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star
> Trek
> > > > > > allusion
> > > > > > > was metaphorical not literal.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed,
> > dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
> > > > > > > dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for
> example)
> > > > under
> > > > > a
> > > > > > > feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining
> > this
> > > > ng,
> > > > > I
> > > > > > > suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and
read
> a
> > > few
> > > > > > > thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a
> Vulcan
> > > mind
> > > > > > meld.
> > > > > > > In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self
> > lobotomy
> > > > kit
> > > > > > at
> > > > > > > your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give
up
> > > usenet
> > > > > and
> > > > > > > consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Moose
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > > Ur an ass moose.
> > > > > > > > It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word :o) - Or a word at
> all.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > Please be polite.
> > > > > > > > ------
> > > > > > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > > > Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That
aside,
> I
> > > > > suggest
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Moose
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "sdf" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > > > > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't
> > > realize
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > using the messenger
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > any help?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

[Comp Guy]

You know what? You are right. I never should have said those things.

(Tell me moose, am I being serious or sarcastic? Does it make *you* a
retard because you can't tell? By your standards, yes.)

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" > wrote in message
...
> Ummmm..gee thanks. You have amazing insight. You're awe inspiring... no
> really, you are.
>
> Moose
>
> p.s. I'm afraid you really are that dumb. I could tell you that MS
expects
> your first born child in exchange for security updates commencing the
first
> of Nov. and you'd go off on the unlikliness of that and then you'd point
out
> the illegality of such a proposition. Jeeth Stefthan, I'm only methin'
with
> you.
>
> "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Oh, I thought I would say that even if I had sent an abuse report I
> wouldn't
> > believe you.
> >
> > Companies don't act like 2 year-olds. For the simple reason that they
> don't
> > want to risk offending a potential customer (who could tell everyone
they
> > know about the rudeness of the company).
> > Think about it, for all they know I could be head of the tech department
> for
> > a large company, but then decided not to choose Easynews as the
company's
> > ISP because they offended me. That's big $ down the crapper.
> > And for the simple reason that it's not good public relations to offend
> > people.
> >
> > I know you think I'm a dumbass, but I'm not that dumb.
> >
> > --
> > Please be polite.
> > ------
> > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > PMSL. I find it hard to believe that Easynews actually sent such a
> > message,
> > > for one little reason; I WAS BLUFFING! I never sent an abuse report.
I
> > > just wanted to see how you would react.
> > >
> > > Bwahahahahahahah! Now you've just proven yourself a liar.
> > >
> > > Run along now troll.
> > >
> > > --
> > > Please be polite.
> > > ------
> > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > Abuse? Since when has the first amendment been classified as abuse?
> > Was
> > > I
> > > > yelling fire" in the theater? No. I was posting "Cretin in the
> > > newsgroup!"
> > > > A significant difference. You are much more ignorant than I first
> > > assumed.
> > > > Well, maybe just a tad more ignorant. Okay, okay, I admit it, I
> assumed
> > > > from the beginning that you were really, really dumb, but I tried to
> > heed
> > > > your advice and be polite. I guess from your point of view I
failed.
> > > Sob!
> > > >
> > > > When people are exposed as prattling idiots in Usenet their final
act
> of
> > > > desperation is to yell "ABUSE!" and then send their little complaint
> off
> > > to
> > > > an ISP. There are so many complete jerkoffs like yourself that I
> expect
> > > the
> > > > internet bandwidth is more significantly impacted by your abuse
> e-mails
> > > than
> > > > it is by spam. At least I simply resorted to telling on you to me
> mum.
> > > > You're a really mean boy Cable Guy and I hate you, though I'm very
sad
> > > that
> > > > you feel abused. Does this mean we ain't gonna play no more?
> > > >
> > > > You have my permission to forward this post to John Ashcroft.
> > > >
> > > > Moose
> > > >
> > > > p.s. I just received an e-mail from easynews asking me who the
little
> > > > whinyass punk was that sent them this meaningless complaint and I
> > > responded
> > > > that they should just ignore you and that I would take care of it.
> You
> > > can
> > > > thank me later.
> > > >
> > > > m.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > > > Here's something to spell...
> > > > > i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
> > > > > a-b-u-s-e-@-e-a-s-y-n-e-w-s-.-c-o-m
> > > > >
> > > > > Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for
getting
> > her
> > > > > internet cancelled.
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > Please be polite.
> > > > > ------
> > > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > > ...
> > > > > > Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go
> your
> > > > merry
> > > > > > way. I'm being polite here.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you
get
> > when
> > > > > your
> > > > > > mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying
> hell
> > > bent
> > > > > > toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Moose
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite
> > clever-
> > > > but
> > > > > > > your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > Please be polite.
> > > > > > > ------
> > > > > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > > I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling
> "dissimulate",
> > > > which
> > > > > > is
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble.
If
> > he
> > > > was
> > > > > > > making
> > > > > > > > up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The
Star
> > Trek
> > > > > > > allusion
> > > > > > > > was metaphorical not literal.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed,
> > > dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
> > > > > > > > dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for
> > example)
> > > > > under
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is
ruining
> > > this
> > > > > ng,
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and
> read
> > a
> > > > few
> > > > > > > > thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a
> > Vulcan
> > > > mind
> > > > > > > meld.
> > > > > > > > In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self
> > > lobotomy
> > > > > kit
> > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give
> up
> > > > usenet
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Moose
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Comp Guy" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > > > Ur an ass moose.
> > > > > > > > > It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word :o) - Or a word
at
> > all.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > Please be polite.
> > > > > > > > > ------
> > > > > > > > > "Moose" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > > > > Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That
> aside,
> > I
> > > > > > suggest
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Moose
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "sdf" > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > > ...
> > > > > > > > > > > I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss
can't
> > > > realize
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > I'm
> > > > > > > > > > > using the messenger
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > any help?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>