More on Mike Brannigan [Microsoft]

[Kadaitcha Man]

David Candy wrote:

(On Mike Brannigan [Microsoft])

> You know you aren't going to be picked anytime soon as a case study
> on how to deal with irate customers sucessfully.

Muck Brobdingnagian {MSFT] should be reported for that post.

> It is a DELL machine with an OEM version of Windows XP on it - it is
> up to Dell to provide you with support.

> We offer technical support as detailed for retail customers. OEMs
> provide support for their OEM supplied products.

What a marvellous advertisement for Microsoft -- "You got screwed, we don't
give a ****."

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Anarchy is having to put up with things that **** you off.
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[Nate H.]

For whatever reason, they all seem ****ed off. Except for the people who
simply forward you to the next people - they are usually just indifferent
and not really happy also.

--
Nate H.

"Kadaitcha Man" > wrote in message
.bg...
David Candy wrote:

(On Mike Brannigan [Microsoft])

> You know you aren't going to be picked anytime soon as a case study
> on how to deal with irate customers sucessfully.

Muck Brobdingnagian {MSFT] should be reported for that post.

> It is a DELL machine with an OEM version of Windows XP on it - it is
> up to Dell to provide you with support.

> We offer technical support as detailed for retail customers. OEMs
> provide support for their OEM supplied products.

What a marvellous advertisement for Microsoft -- "You got screwed, we don't
give a ****."

--
Kadaitcha Man: Usenet Anarchist - http://kadaitcha.kicks-ass.org:83/
Anarchy is having to put up with things that **** you off.
MVP - Most Valueless Prostitute

[Me]

Somewhere around Thu, 10 Jul 2003 22:24:20 +0930 (CST), while reading
alt.os.windows-xp, I think I thought I saw this post from "Kadaitcha Man"
>:

>David Candy wrote:
>
>(On Mike Brannigan [Microsoft])
>
>> You know you aren't going to be picked anytime soon as a case study
>> on how to deal with irate customers sucessfully.
>
>Muck Brobdingnagian {MSFT] should be reported for that post.
>
>> It is a DELL machine with an OEM version of Windows XP on it - it is
>> up to Dell to provide you with support.
>
>> We offer technical support as detailed for retail customers. OEMs
>> provide support for their OEM supplied products.
>
>What a marvellous advertisement for Microsoft -- "You got screwed, we don't
>give a ****."

I'm glad they don't - I'd hate to have to pay 10 times as much for the OS
because it costs them so much to support every bozo who just wants to rant
and rave to someone who's paid to listen, because nobody will listen
volumtarily to their BS.

Microsoft doesn't know everything about everybody's system - there are an
infinite number of possibilities. What the hell do you expect? Get real!

[David Williams]

"Kadaitcha Man" > wrote in message
.bg...
David Candy wrote:

(On Mike Brannigan [Microsoft])

> You know you aren't going to be picked anytime soon as a case study
> on how to deal with irate customers sucessfully.

Muck Brobdingnagian {MSFT] should be reported for that post.

> It is a DELL machine with an OEM version of Windows XP on it - it is
> up to Dell to provide you with support.

> We offer technical support as detailed for retail customers. OEMs
> provide support for their OEM supplied products.

What a marvellous advertisement for Microsoft -- "You got screwed, we don't
give a ****."

Actually Microsoft don't sell or manufacture the product so why should they
care.
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Anarchy is having to put up with things that **** you off.
MVP - Most Valueless Prostitute

[Kadaitcha Man]

Me wrote:

> Microsoft doesn't know everything about everybody's system - there
> are an infinite number of possibilities. What the hell do you
> expect? Get real!

You get real, you stupid ****. It was a complete and total ballsup in terms
of customer satisfaction and customer relationship. Go **** yourself with an
unexploded US made cluster bomb.

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Anarchy is having to put up with things that **** you off.
MVP - Most Valueless Prostitute

[Kadaitcha Man]

David Williams wrote:
> "Kadaitcha Man" > wrote in message
> .bg...
> David Candy wrote:
>
> (On Mike Brannigan [Microsoft])
>
>> You know you aren't going to be picked anytime soon as a case study
>> on how to deal with irate customers sucessfully.
>
> Muck Brobdingnagian {MSFT] should be reported for that post.
>
>> It is a DELL machine with an OEM version of Windows XP on it - it is
>> up to Dell to provide you with support.
>
>> We offer technical support as detailed for retail customers. OEMs
>> provide support for their OEM supplied products.
>
> What a marvellous advertisement for Microsoft -- "You got screwed, we
> don't give a ****."
>
> Actually Microsoft don't sell or manufacture the product so why
> should they care.

Microsoft don't sell or manufacture XP, huh?

<shakes head and wonders how these ****wits manage to even breathe without
overloading whatever it is they are pleased to pass off as their brains>

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Kadaitcha Man: Usenet Anarchist - http://kadaitcha.kicks-ass.org:83/
Anarchy is having to put up with things that **** you off.
MVP - Most Valueless Prostitute

[Amethyst]

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> David Williams wrote:
>> "Kadaitcha Man" > wrote in message
>> .bg...
>> David Candy wrote:
>>
>> (On Mike Brannigan [Microsoft])
>>
>>> You know you aren't going to be picked anytime soon as a case study
>>> on how to deal with irate customers sucessfully.
>>
>> Muck Brobdingnagian {MSFT] should be reported for that post.
>>
>>> It is a DELL machine with an OEM version of Windows XP on it - it is
>>> up to Dell to provide you with support.
>>
>>> We offer technical support as detailed for retail customers. OEMs
>>> provide support for their OEM supplied products.
>>
>> What a marvellous advertisement for Microsoft -- "You got screwed, we
>> don't give a ****."
>>
>> Actually Microsoft don't sell or manufacture the product so why
>> should they care.
>
> Microsoft don't sell or manufacture XP, huh?
>
> <shakes head and wonders how these ****wits manage to even breathe
> without overloading whatever it is they are pleased to pass off as
> their brains>


Not when it's OEM, no. They sell the code to the OEM and they the
manufacture the discs. Thus it was, is now and shall be forever, code
without end, Amen. I think you need to revise the meaning of the term 'OEM'
and read the OEM EULA. Moron.
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[relic]

Amethyst wrote:
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> David Williams wrote:
>>> "Kadaitcha Man" > wrote in message
>>> .bg...
>>> David Candy wrote:
>>>
>>> (On Mike Brannigan [Microsoft])
>>>
>>>> You know you aren't going to be picked anytime soon as a case study
>>>> on how to deal with irate customers sucessfully.
>>>
>>> Muck Brobdingnagian {MSFT] should be reported for that post.
>>>
>>>> It is a DELL machine with an OEM version of Windows XP on it - it
>>>> is up to Dell to provide you with support.
>>>
>>>> We offer technical support as detailed for retail customers. OEMs
>>>> provide support for their OEM supplied products.
>>>
>>> What a marvellous advertisement for Microsoft -- "You got screwed,
>>> we don't give a ****."
>>>
>>> Actually Microsoft don't sell or manufacture the product so why
>>> should they care.
>>
>> Microsoft don't sell or manufacture XP, huh?
>>
>> <shakes head and wonders how these ****wits manage to even breathe
>> without overloading whatever it is they are pleased to pass off as
>> their brains>
>
>
> Not when it's OEM, no. They sell the code to the OEM and they the
> manufacture the discs. Thus it was, is now and shall be forever, code
> without end, Amen. I think you need to revise the meaning of the term
> 'OEM' and read the OEM EULA. Moron.


It's curious that they put a Microsoft Part Number on the OEM CDs, and the
"Genuine Microsoft" hologram when they manufacture them. Or, are you stating
things as fact when you don't actually know what you're talking about?

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- relic -
Resident Psychic: alt.os.windows-xp
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

[Trollslayer@thecave.com]

> spewed forth with the following drivel:

:: Amethyst wrote:
::: Kadaitcha Man wrote:
:::: David Williams wrote:
::::: "Kadaitcha Man" > wrote in message
::::: .bg...
::::: David Candy wrote:
:::::
::::: (On Mike Brannigan [Microsoft])
:::::
:::::: You know you aren't going to be picked anytime soon as a case
:::::: study
:::::: on how to deal with irate customers sucessfully.
:::::
::::: Muck Brobdingnagian {MSFT] should be reported for that post.
:::::
:::::: It is a DELL machine with an OEM version of Windows XP on it - it
:::::: is up to Dell to provide you with support.
:::::
:::::: We offer technical support as detailed for retail customers.
:::::: OEMs provide support for their OEM supplied products.
:::::
::::: What a marvellous advertisement for Microsoft -- "You got screwed,
::::: we don't give a ****."
:::::
::::: Actually Microsoft don't sell or manufacture the product so why
::::: should they care.
::::
:::: Microsoft don't sell or manufacture XP, huh?
::::
:::: <shakes head and wonders how these ****wits manage to even breathe
:::: without overloading whatever it is they are pleased to pass off as
:::: their brains>
:::
:::
::: Not when it's OEM, no. They sell the code to the OEM and they the
::: manufacture the discs. Thus it was, is now and shall be forever,
::: code without end, Amen. I think you need to revise the meaning of
::: the term 'OEM' and read the OEM EULA. Moron.
::
::
:: It's curious that they put a Microsoft Part Number on the OEM CDs,
:: and the "Genuine Microsoft" hologram when they manufacture them.
:: Or, are you stating things as fact when you don't actually know what
:: you're talking about?
::
:: --
:: - relic -
:: Resident Psychic: alt.os.windows-xp
:: If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

I'd say it's the latter.

Buster