On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu will finally...

While setting up my new W7 system a software package offered a readme file in .WRI format and Windows doesn't know what to do with it. Wordpad doesn't seem to...

I have an ' unusual ' problem ...not sure if this is the correct group , but would appreciate any help. Win 7 HP 64 bit - HP and Canon Printers - IE 8 - Run...

Name: Alias virus Action: Only infests Windows newsgroups Symptoms: Causes nausea and revulsion in normal people Remedy: Just ignore it and it will...

Sewage treatment, or domestic 'Alias' treatment, is the process of removing contaminants from alt.windows7.general, both runoff (effluents) and domestic. It...

They even have Instructions on how to work with files and folders in the File Manager OK- once you click on the link, now read all this ****:...

What to do with software that consists if little more than .exe file? On all prior versions of Windows I've create c:\usr\local\bin and inserted it in the...

Alias will still be an asshole!

Recently the Foolish Alias has argued that the Windows "Directory", more properly named the "Active Directory" is the Windows kernel. Of course, the older...

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr -- "What experience and history teach us is this - that people and governments never have learned anything...

Several days ago the Foolish Alias was asserting that the Windows Registry was the Microsoft "kernel". To aid anyone who has not been exposed to the foolish...

This is a simple test, it will show if or not you're an Alias ****tard and unwilling or unable to bend OVER, listen and respect your fellow posters. 1. Do...

Most know newsgroups such as these attract trolls. Alias is obviously a troll, to be more precise the troll in residence in this newsgroup, but Alias is much...

I have a weird problem with W7 Home Premium 32-bit. I use two printers, a laser and a color inkjet. Under XP and Vista I could easily change printers either...

http://www.psychocats.net/ubuntu/whichbuntu Should I use Ubuntu, Kubuntu, Xubuntu, or Edubuntu? What's the difference? Ubuntu, Kubuntu, Xubuntu, and...

I have Win7 Premium Edition installed. After I did an install from scratch, I set up a root (administrator) account. And then I reduced my user account to...

I have a Lenovo G550 laptop with Windows 7 pre-installed (no installation disk from MS but a startup disk created immediately after installation). I have no...

http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/1600299/ubuntu-linux-million-users -- Alias

Take a look at the number of users this bug affects. https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/openoffice.org/+bug/516727 Core Open Office files are breaking...