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% September 27th 19 01:19 PM

Asian girls will pussy-whip you, big time.
 
On 2019-09-27 1:37 a.m., Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article , Jeff-
Relf.Me @. says...



Checkmate wrote:
I'd love to par-tay with some hawt Asian wimmin.


Asian girls will pussy-whip you, big time.

I'd rather watch YouTube videos and post to USENET.


My Asian ex-wife was a NAG, so after many warnings over ten years, out the
door, I went. I won't tolerate a nagger.

not buying this one

% September 27th 19 01:21 PM

Facebook, Microsoft, and Google are fraternities.
 
On 2019-09-26 10:49 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article , Jeff-Relf.Me
@. says...



Facebook, Microsoft, and Google are fraternities,
complete with hazing, abuse of (perpetual) newbies,
and drunken sex parties.

Most of their employees are Asian.


I'd love to par-tay with some hawt Asian wimmin.


so do it , hawt asian women turn to puddles over guys in their 70's ,
just like 16 year olds wandering the forest all alone do in the carolinas

Sn!pe[_3_] September 27th 19 04:12 PM

Facebook, Microsoft, and Google are fraternities.
 
% wrote:

On 2019-09-26 10:49 p.m., Checkmate wrote:

[...]
I'd love to par-tay with some hawt Asian wimmin.


so do it , hawt asian women turn to puddles over guys in their 70's ,
just like 16 year olds wandering the forest all alone do in the carolinas


It's the weight of their wallets that causes that;
flies around the honeypot.

--
^Ï^ My pet rock Gordon just wants a General Election.


Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. September 27th 19 05:50 PM

Asian girls will pussy-whip you, big time.
 
On Fri, 27 Sep 2019, Checkmate wrote:
In article , says..
On 2019-09-27, Checkmate wrote:
In an article, Jeff-Relf.Me @. says...
Checkmate wrote:

I'd love to par-tay with some hawt Asian wimmin.

Asian girls will pussy-whip you, big time.

I'd rather watch YouTube videos and post to USENET.

My Asian ex-wife was a NAG, so after many warnings over ten years, out the
door, I went. I won't tolerate a nagger.

not buying this one


I've said it all along.


Then how come you put up with Pandora's nagging you for
so long before you finally kicked her to the curb?

--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregory

Nadegda, kensi, Fran, Pandora » these are easily
ignored misandrists and anti-American, leftist liars.

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. September 27th 19 05:52 PM

Facebook, Microsoft, and Google are fraternities.
 
On Fri, 27 Sep 2019, Checkmate wrote:
says...
On 2019-09-26, Checkmate wrote:
In an article Jeff-Relf.Me @. says...

Facebook, Microsoft, and Google are fraternities,
complete with hazing, abuse of (perpetual) newbies,
and drunken sex parties.

Most of their employees are Asian.

I'd love to par-tay with some hawt Asian wimmin.

so do it , hawt asian women turn to puddles over guys in their 70's ,
just like 16 year olds wandering the forest all alone do in the carolinas


It's been puzzling social scientists for years.


Not so. Mountain families worry about inbreeding so
they encourage their eligible young daughters to roam
so they have less chance of becoming pregnant by
a brother or cousin.

--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregory

Nadegda, kensi, Fran, Pandora » these are easily
ignored misandrists and anti-American, leftist liars.

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. September 27th 19 06:03 PM

Asian girls will pussy-whip you, big time.
 
On Fri, 27 Sep 2019, Checkmate wrote:

...

I didn't kick her (Grandora) to the curb. I had hoped to use my well-reasoned
arguments to bring some of the liberals to their senses, but finally concluded
it was virtually impossible.


You can't bring the senseless to their senses and Pandora
is about as senseless as they come...

--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregory

Nadegda, kensi, Fran, Pandora » these are easily
ignored misandrists and anti-American, leftist liars.

% September 27th 19 06:09 PM

Asian girls will pussy-whip you, big time.
 
On 2019-09-27 9:57 a.m., Checkmate wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,
says...



On Fri, 27 Sep 2019, Checkmate wrote:
In article ,
says..
On 2019-09-27, Checkmate wrote:
In an article, Jeff-Relf.Me @. says...
Checkmate wrote:

I'd love to par-tay with some hawt Asian wimmin.

Asian girls will pussy-whip you, big time.

I'd rather watch YouTube videos and post to USENET.

My Asian ex-wife was a NAG, so after many warnings over ten years, out the
door, I went. I won't tolerate a nagger.

not buying this one

I've said it all along.


Then how come you put up with Pandora's nagging you for
so long before you finally kicked her to the curb?


I didn't kick her to the curb. I had hoped to use my well-reasoned arguments
to bring some of the liberals to their senses, but finally concluded it was
virtually impossible.

now we're back to where it started

Jeff-Relf.Me@. September 27th 19 07:12 PM

I don't need their approval.
 
On 2019-09-27 11:09 a.m., Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote:
Checkmate replied ( to me ):
What did she want, a bigger house and more opiates ?


Bigger house for sure, which I agreed to.
That was going to make her "happy".

Then she arranged for her parents to move from the
Philippines into the bigger house with us. Surprise !

She never discussed that with me,
but that wasn't the Final Straw...


325 reviews on the 75 $ White Tenga Flip Zero:
http://Amazon.COM/gp/product/B01GNSP2XC

Vaseline is the best lubricant.

Or you could house, feed, educate, and medicate her
and her extended family for the rest of your life.

Personally, I don't need their approval;
I'd rather read, watch videos, and post to USENET.

ok but why do you need their approval

pandora September 27th 19 07:24 PM

Asian girls will pussy-whip you, big time.
 
On Fri, 27 Sep 2019 13:03:19 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

On Fri, 27 Sep 2019, Checkmate wrote:

...

I didn't kick her (Grandora) to the curb. I had hoped to use my
well-reasoned arguments to bring some of the liberals to their senses,
but finally concluded
it was virtually impossible.


As impossible as bringing rightwing wingnuts to their senses I expect.

You can't bring the senseless to their senses and Pandora is about as
senseless as they come...


You are SO owned.

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. September 27th 19 07:27 PM

I don't need their approval.
 
On Fri, 27 Sep 2019, Jeff-Relf.Me @. wrote:
Checkmate replied ( to me ):
What did she want, a bigger house and more opiates ?


Bigger house for sure, which I agreed to.
That was going to make her "happy".

Then she arranged for her parents to move from the
Philippines into the bigger house with us. Surprise !

She never discussed that with me,
but that wasn't the Final Straw...


325 reviews on the 75 $ White Tenga Flip Zero:
http://Amazon.COM/gp/product/B01GNSP2XC

Vaseline is the best lubricant.

Or you could house, feed, educate, and medicate her
and her extended family for the rest of your life.

Personally, I don't need their approval;
I'd rather read, watch videos, and post to USENET.


I decided to not use Vaseline when you said buy
LOTS of paper towels to clean up with.

So I got some LuLu water-based lube personal
lube instead.

https://www.gootbuy.com/deals/person...ey-back-coupon

Easy and fast clean up using only warm water.

--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregory

Nadegda, kensi, Fran, Pandora » these are easily
ignored misandrists and anti-American, leftist liars.

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. September 27th 19 07:31 PM

I don't need their approval.
 
On Fri, 27 Sep 2019 11:09:23 -0700 (Seattle), Jeff-Relf.Me @. wrote:

Checkmate replied ( to me ):
What did she want, a bigger house and more opiates ?


Bigger house for sure, which I agreed to.
That was going to make her "happy".

Then she arranged for her parents to move from the
Philippines into the bigger house with us. Surprise !

She never discussed that with me,
but that wasn't the Final Straw...


325 reviews on the 75 $ White Tenga Flip Zero:
http://Amazon.COM/gp/product/B01GNSP2XC

Vaseline is the best lubricant.

Or you could house, feed, educate, and medicate her
and her extended family for the rest of your life.

Personally, I don't need their approval;
I'd rather read, watch videos, and post to USENET.


LOL, Jeff, your review is at the very top. Attaboy.

--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregory

Nadegda, kensi, Fran, Pandora » these are easily
ignored misandrists and anti-American, leftist liars.

% September 27th 19 07:40 PM

I don't need their approval.
 
On 2019-09-27 11:27 a.m., Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
On Fri, 27 Sep 2019, Jeff-Relf.Me @. wrote:
Checkmate replied ( to me ):
What did she want, a bigger house and more opiates ?

Bigger house for sure, which I agreed to.
That was going to make her "happy".

Then she arranged for her parents to move from the
Philippines into the bigger house with us. Surprise !

She never discussed that with me,
but that wasn't the Final Straw...


325 reviews on the 75 $ White Tenga Flip Zero:
http://Amazon.COM/gp/product/B01GNSP2XC

Vaseline is the best lubricant.

Or you could house, feed, educate, and medicate her
and her extended family for the rest of your life.

Personally, I don't need their approval;
I'd rather read, watch videos, and post to USENET.


I decided to not use Vaseline when you said buy
LOTS of paper towels to clean up with.

So I got some LuLu water-based lube personal
lube instead.

https://www.gootbuy.com/deals/person...ey-back-coupon

Easy and fast clean up using only warm water.

you can soak your teeth in it

% September 27th 19 07:40 PM

I don't need their approval.
 
On 2019-09-27 11:31 a.m., Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
On Fri, 27 Sep 2019 11:09:23 -0700 (Seattle), Jeff-Relf.Me @. wrote:

Checkmate replied ( to me ):
What did she want, a bigger house and more opiates ?

Bigger house for sure, which I agreed to.
That was going to make her "happy".

Then she arranged for her parents to move from the
Philippines into the bigger house with us. Surprise !

She never discussed that with me,
but that wasn't the Final Straw...


325 reviews on the 75 $ White Tenga Flip Zero:
http://Amazon.COM/gp/product/B01GNSP2XC

Vaseline is the best lubricant.

Or you could house, feed, educate, and medicate her
and her extended family for the rest of your life.

Personally, I don't need their approval;
I'd rather read, watch videos, and post to USENET.


LOL, Jeff, your review is at the very top. Attaboy.



Brian Dee September 27th 19 08:05 PM

I don't need their approval.
 
On Fri, 27 Sep 2019 11:09:23 -0700 (Seattle), Jeff-Relf.Me @. wrote:

Checkmate replied ( to me ):
What did she want, a bigger house and more opiates ?


Bigger house for sure, which I agreed to.
That was going to make her "happy".

Then she arranged for her parents to move from the
Philippines into the bigger house with us. Surprise !

She never discussed that with me,
but that wasn't the Final Straw...


325 reviews on the 75 $ White Tenga Flip Zero:
http://Amazon.COM/gp/product/B01GNSP2XC

Vaseline is the best lubricant.

Or you could house, feed, educate, and medicate her
and her extended family for the rest of your life.

Personally, I don't need their approval;
I'd rather read, watch videos, and post to USENET.


Does it run Linux?

John Doe[_8_] October 1st 19 12:10 PM

Tenga "Could've saved me two houses and my retirement."
 
Chronic nym-shifting psychopath troll...

--
Jeff-Relf.Me @. wrote:

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Greg replied ( to me ):
128 reviews on the 75 $ White Tenga Flip Zero:
http://Amazon.COM/gp/product/B01GNSP2XC


LOL, Jeff, your review is at the very top. Attaboy.


Yeah, I'm #2; 15 people found it "helpful".

Lots of interesting reviews; like:

Lube, insert, slurp slurp slurp, gasp,
eyes roll back into head, fall asleep.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
...
The Bomb.COM, way better than the ladies and, after you're done,
you don't have to listen to it gripe either.
Could've saved me two houses and my retirement.





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