On 16/04/2018 06:46, Robert Baer wrote:


1. Every version of Excel is different, and Excel 2003 has some useful
and
needed methods, not available elsewhere.

you are a complete idiot who knows nothing about excel. Modern Excel
packages can do everything what old excel used to do and better!!


2., Online? Where i have ZERO control, ZERO portability, and ZERO
security?
Clouds tend to rain...and blow away.

There you go; Confirmation of your mental imbalance! I said quite
clearly what online version is about.


3 The so-called "Telephone method" cannot work as the phone number was
disconnected a few years ago.

You must be living in Taliban caves in remote part of Afghanistan. Have
you heard of Skype? It can do free phones to Microsoft Help Line and
activation servers.

Frankly, you should really be using something else because pirates are
not able to use Microsoft products these days because of advanced
technology Microsoft is using.





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