You are a total moron. The Internet is media no matter how stupid you
choose to remain. What does this mean?

Almost sounds like you're saying that you read it on the Internet so it must
be true. ;-) IMO it means the person who wrote it feels "the Internet" is a
blob, a cloud, a thing that comes into the house like cable TV. "The
Internet" is what's at the other end of that big phone cable coming out of
the wall.

Kinda true for explanations to non-tech people, but not true at all if you
know what's actually out there.

-John O