On December 31, 2017 at exactly midnight, all computers running Windows
8.x and Windows 10, will crash and never work again. Microsoft never
told anyone that Windows 8.x and 10 expires on this date. As these
computers crash, the entire internet will fail and all electrical
service will cease to function worldwide.

Prepare now. Buy ice chests and ice for your beer, and have a few
flashlights available so you can grab the right kind of beer from the
cooler.....