"Mark Lloyd" wrote

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| I'm guessing what's wrong is that he neglected
| to lift the toilet seat first.
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| I never understood that problem. It seems a lot easier to LOOK where
| you're sitting than to try to manipulate others, and blame them for your
| problem.
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Yes. That was just a joke. But maybe you're
referring to women who complain? I always thought
penis envy was a silly idea until I shared an apt
with women who got very worked up about the
toilet seat being left up. It *really* bugged them.
Jealousy over the male convenience seemed to
be the only credible reason.
Having grown up with only brothers I'd never
thought about it. You just adjust the seat and
cover as necessary when you arrive and the next
person does the same.

But these women were seething. So I thought
about it and decided that the most proper and
neat approach, without getting into sexual politics,
would be to always close the cover after use.
I've done that ever since.
But do the angry feminists bother to close the
cover? Noooooooo. They do just as I did previously,
leaving the toilet state in whatever way they'd
finished with it. Lazy, sexist buggers.