"J. P. Gilliver (John)" wrote

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| Come on you two.

You know what your problem is? You can't tolerate discord.

But I try to give you a wide berth for your peculiar neurotic
style because Brits can't be expected to understand honest
argument. The British way is always to be indirect. The more
ambiguous the insult, the classier it is. If an American sees
someone with a spot of mustard on their shirt they'll say,
"Hey! You know you've got mustard on your shirt?" A Brit
will say something like, "How's your dry cleaner enjoying
his vacation?"