Tattoo Vampire wrote:
2-Ethyl-1-Indolyl-Methylglucopyranoside-Isopropylphenyl-Oxy-2-Sebacic-Acid
wrote:

I'll let you have the marketing rights to my dismembered member,
that is, my willy in a jar, if the price is right. Start bidding.

I was imagining a line of tee shirts and boxer briefs.

What about a unique line of willy warmers?