On Mon, 16 Mar 2015 16:48:10 -0700, "Gene E. Bloch"
wrote:

On Mon, 16 Mar 2015 16:41:31 -0700, Ken Blake, MVP wrote:

On Mon, 16 Mar 2015 13:44:38 -0700, "Gene E. Bloch"
wrote:


Ve are alvays lookink ofer your shoulder. Ve know vot you are doink and
vot you are searchink for.

Ve also know how to make mein spell checker unhappy.

So the two passengers got off the cruise ship in Honolulu and rushed
to talk to the first person they could find.

"We have a bet on this," one of them said. How is pronounced, Hawaii
or Havaii?"

"Havaii" came the reply.

"Thank you very much. I win my bet!"

"You're velkum."

Do you have any idea how old that joke is?


I've probably known it for fifty years or so, so it must be older than
that.

But that doesn't mean everyone here knows it.