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Diesel writes:
"J. P. Gilliver (John)"
Thu, 13 Apr 2017 18:42:23
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Diesel writes:
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I would like to apologize for not having offended you yet.
Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.

(-:

[You aren't Wowbagger the infinitely prolonged, by any chance?]

No. I suppose I should be crediting the author(s), if it was possible.

I 'stole' it from an aluminum sign for sale at walmart. My sense of
humour is a very dry one, so I'm told, and, I found it funny as all
hell.

Wowbagger is a character in one of Douglas Adams' series - I forget
whether it was The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, or the Dirk Gently
series - who is condemned to travel the universe (including temporally),
insulting every being who has ever lived, in alphabetical order. (Ah, it
was THHGTTG, because I remember him insulting Arthur Dent.) The above
quote sounded very like him - might even be.

I recently purchased one of the humour tshirts infact. "Despite the
look on my face, you're still talking..." [g]

G indeed! I just wish more T-shirts had chest pockets (without which I
am lost), since so many of them do appeal to my sense of humour, but so
few have such a pocket. (An exception being part of a pajama/mightwear
set sold by one of our budget stores recently - which is the one case
where I _don't_ need the pocket!)

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J. P. Gilliver. UMRA: 1960/1985 MB++G()AL-IS-Ch++(p)Ar@T+H+Sh0!:`)DNAf

"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's
money."