I Like Microsoft Windows

I like Microsoft Windows. I like it a LOT.

Why? Because I'm stupid. When it comes to computers I don't
know my ass from a hole in the ground. I am really, really,
really, ****ing stupid.

But with Microsoft Windows I can be really, really, really, ****ing
stupid and it just doesn't matter. I can still get stuff done
and using Windows makes me feel like I'm actually doing something
even though I am dumber than dirt and stupider than ****.

Heck! Personal computers have been around for nearly 50 years
now -- that's HALF a century -- but I still haven't found the
time to actually LEARN something about them. I should have
maybe read some books or taken a course at the local community
college. But I've had much better things to do like sit on my
fat, cellulitic ass and watch the TV while stuffing my fat
stupid face with popcorn.

But with Microsoft Windows it just doesn't matter if I am
a fat, lazy, stupid, and unprincipled ignoramus idiot. I can
still get stuff done with my Windows software. All that I
have to do is just click the buttons. I can even stuff
my fat face with popcorn while I'm clicking.

Why would I ever want something else? With Microsoft Windows
I am in PIG HEAVEN.

Someone once said that Microsoft Windows was made for stupid
human pigs and I must admit that they are totally correct.