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Vista Is Bad Butt Pista Is Horrendous!!!!
On Feb 22, 3:07 pm, 7 wrote:
nym shifting asstroturfing coward wrote on behalf of micoshaft corporation: I Vista is the pistake pista. Its bad so let us De-Pistify your PC!!! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++ + + + Micoshaft Pista Newcomer FAQ and Primer + + Edition: 21 - 9/24/06 + + Group: Pista Installees + + + + Copyright (c) 2007 Pista Removal Reality Team + + Sponsored by Micoshaft Corporation + + Released Under GPL 3 License + ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++ Welcome to the Windopz De-Pistification FAQette. WoW that was a mouthful wasn't it boys and girls?! Have you De-Pistified your PC? Let me explain: You bought vista crap from our sponsor micoshaft corporation and you realize after hours of reboots and re-installs that our sponsor micoshaft has taken the **** out of you. So you decide that this vista Pista is not for you. Now you want to de-install Pista but expee takes up even more hours and all your driver diskettes are mislaid/lost and application cds are fscked because your dog has been shagging it for some time, etc, etc, etc. Oh Smuck is me you cry out in vain as your PC craps out on you leaving you with nothing despite you having paid truck loads of money. Then light at the end of the tunnel appears in the form of Linux. Now you get angry and use Linux in anger to recover you data. RAAAAARRRrrrr... you growl through into the night recovering data, learning GNU/Linux and by midnight all your work is done, your computers are working, you learned many things and Linux with Beryl is the king. You can sleep in peace knowing Linux is your friend and share your dreams with others... Get Linux here... http://www.livecdlist.com http://www.distrowatch.com For Beryl, downloaded latest beta release of Ubuntu (Feisty Fawn)... http://cdimage.ubuntu.com/releases/feisty/herd-3/ Install Beryl using the 3 click guide which links from here... http://wiki.beryl-project.org/wiki/I...eryl_on_Ubuntu And so WoW, after 3 clicks, you have Beryl up and running on your PC!!! All that remains is now for you to stick the De-Pistification Inventory label on your PC to complete the job... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++ + + + Windopz De-Pistified PC + + OS: Ubuntu + Beryl + + Edition: 21 - 9/24/06 + + SN: 69 68 69 96 69 + + + + Copyright (c) 2006 Pista Removal Reality Team + + Released Under GPL 3 License + ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++ Be sure to come back for more in the next installation of Micoshaft Pista Removal FAQ and Primer - Edition 22. Please don't take this the wrong way, but are you mentally retarded? I'm just curious. |
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