Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual

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In article KristleBawl
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Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to
my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P

Not a flame, but being an alt newsgroup does not warrant posting off
topic totally unrelated messages.
At least pit OT in the subject line where people who are not interested
can skip it or filter it.

Yessir, officer sir!

You are annoying, and have not contributed much, if anything to the group.
Whether a ng is alt., or unmoderated, you should respect the charter, and
do as No Spam stated. Otherwise, it's off to the Bozo-bin for you.

Bye, Bozo.


He already lives in in the Bozo-bin. He also claims to get $14k a week from
the tooth fairy! LOL!

Lord Vetinari wrote:
"Alias" wrote in message
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No Spam wrote:
In article KristleBawl
wrote:

Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P
Not a flame, but being an alt newsgroup does not warrant posting off
topic totally unrelated messages.
At least pit OT in the subject line where people who are not interested
can skip it or filter it.
Yessir, officer sir!

You are annoying, and have not contributed much, if anything to the group.
Whether a ng is alt., or unmoderated, you should respect the charter, and do
as No Spam stated. Otherwise, it's off to the Bozo-bin for you.

Bye, Bozo.



What charter?

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"Software is like sex, it's better when it's free."
- Linus Torvalds

DRM and unintended consequences:
http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/se...35&tag=nl.e101

"The poster formerly known as 'The Poster Formerly Known as Nina DiBoy'"
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Lord Vetinari wrote:
"Alias" wrote in message
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No Spam wrote:
In article KristleBawl
wrote:

Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to
my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P
Not a flame, but being an alt newsgroup does not warrant posting off
topic totally unrelated messages.
At least pit OT in the subject line where people who are not interested
can skip it or filter it.
Yessir, officer sir!

You are annoying, and have not contributed much, if anything to the
group. Whether a ng is alt., or unmoderated, you should respect the
charter, and do as No Spam stated. Otherwise, it's off to the Bozo-bin
for you.

Bye, Bozo.

What charter?

Normally, when a ng is created, so is a charter, to inform users of what the
group is intended as. Probably less common these days, though I can't claim
expertise in this area. IOW, if I'm mistaken about anything I've said, I'm
listening.

"Lord Vetinari" wrote in message
...
"The poster formerly known as 'The Poster Formerly Known as Nina DiBoy'"
wrote in message ...
Lord Vetinari wrote:
"Alias" wrote in message
...
No Spam wrote:
In article KristleBawl
wrote:

Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me
a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to
my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P
Not a flame, but being an alt newsgroup does not warrant posting off
topic totally unrelated messages.
At least pit OT in the subject line where people who are not
interested
can skip it or filter it.
Yessir, officer sir!

You are annoying, and have not contributed much, if anything to the
group. Whether a ng is alt., or unmoderated, you should respect the
charter, and do as No Spam stated. Otherwise, it's off to the Bozo-bin
for you.

Bye, Bozo.

What charter?

Normally, when a ng is created, so is a charter, to inform users of what
the group is intended as. Probably less common these days, though I can't
claim expertise in this area. IOW, if I'm mistaken about anything I've
said, I'm listening.


Can you post said charter or did you leave a copy in your other pants?

Lord Vetinari wrote:
"Alias" wrote in message
...
No Spam wrote:
In article KristleBawl
wrote:

Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P
Not a flame, but being an alt newsgroup does not warrant posting off
topic totally unrelated messages.
At least pit OT in the subject line where people who are not interested
can skip it or filter it.
Yessir, officer sir!

You are annoying, and have not contributed much, if anything to the group.
Whether a ng is alt., or unmoderated, you should respect the charter, and do
as No Spam stated. Otherwise, it's off to the Bozo-bin for you.

Bye, Bozo.



And where can this fantasy charter that you refer to be found? Next to
your Usenet Cop Badge?

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"Bill Yanaire, ESQ" writes:



"KristleBawl" wrote in message
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Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group, *not*
a support group. ;-P

Maybe your reading comprehension is a bit lacking. The group is
alt.windows7.general. I don't remember seeing Ubuntu anywhere. This is for
general questions and issues regarding Windows 7. I am not surprised that
the trolls disregard that bit of information.

Anyway, most here don't give a RATS ASS about that INFERIOR Ubuntu. If you
want to use it go ahead but we don't need or want to hear about it.

Maybe I should report when I take a ****.


Just a Linux lurker on this group, and what the origninal poster did was
just stupid, trolling and inexcusable. If I were you I'd killfile him,
ignore him and continue to do what you've been doing: discuss Windows7.

It's folks like that that give Linux a black eye.

Carry on...

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Lord Vetinari expressed an opinion:
"The poster formerly known as 'The Poster Formerly Known as Nina DiBoy'"
wrote.
Lord Vetinari wrote:
wrote in message
No Spam wrote:
KristleBawl wrote:
Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P
Not a flame, but being an alt newsgroup does not warrant posting off
topic totally unrelated messages.
At least pit OT in the subject line where people who are not interested
can skip it or filter it.
Yessir, officer sir!

You are annoying, and have not contributed much, if anything to the
group. Whether a ng is alt., or unmoderated, you should respect the
charter, and do as No Spam stated. Otherwise, it's off to the Bozo-bin
for you.

What charter?

Normally, when a ng is created, so is a charter, to inform users of what the
group is intended as. Probably less common these days, though I can't claim
expertise in this area. IOW, if I'm mistaken about anything I've said, I'm
listening.

Therein lies the rub.

This newsgroup is very poorly named and improperly created.

There is no archived newgroup message for it and many news servers will
not carry groups without a valid newgroup control message.

alt.os.windows-7 was actually discussed in alt.config but not created;
they suggest waiting for a comp.os.* group, instead.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt.*_hierarchy

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Alias writes:

After you install Ubuntu, you will see a question mark to the left on
the top panel. It's the help file. When you open Firefox for the first
time, you will see links to support, forums and very extensive
documentation so you don't need to wait to free yourself from Windows.

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Alias

Shut up, you nymshifting, stupid, trolling jerk. You are such a friggin
pustule on the anus of the internet. You are an embarassment to the Linux
community.






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Lord Vetinari wrote:
"The poster formerly known as 'The Poster Formerly Known as Nina DiBoy'"
wrote in message ...
Lord Vetinari wrote:
"Alias" wrote in message
...
No Spam wrote:
In article KristleBawl
wrote:

Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to
my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P
Not a flame, but being an alt newsgroup does not warrant posting off
topic totally unrelated messages.
At least pit OT in the subject line where people who are not interested
can skip it or filter it.
Yessir, officer sir!
You are annoying, and have not contributed much, if anything to the
group. Whether a ng is alt., or unmoderated, you should respect the
charter, and do as No Spam stated. Otherwise, it's off to the Bozo-bin
for you.

Bye, Bozo.
What charter?

Normally, when a ng is created, so is a charter, to inform users of what the
group is intended as. Probably less common these days, though I can't claim
expertise in this area. IOW, if I'm mistaken about anything I've said, I'm
listening.



I don't know if there is a charter or not for this group, that's why I
was asking.

--
"Software is like sex, it's better when it's free."
- Linus Torvalds

DRM and unintended consequences:
http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/se...35&tag=nl.e101

Rockinghorse Winner expressed an opinion:
"Bill Yanaire, writes:
Anyway, most here don't give a RATS ASS about that INFERIOR Ubuntu. If you
want to use it go ahead but we don't need or want to hear about it.

Maybe I should report when I take a ****.

Just a Linux lurker on this group, and what the origninal poster did was
just stupid, trolling and inexcusable. If I were you I'd killfile him,
ignore him and continue to do what you've been doing: discuss Windows7.

It's folks like that that give Linux a black eye.

Carry on...

I guess you guys don't really read what you comment on. :-D

I'm a happy Vista user and I do not use *nix, at all! As far as I'm
concerned, Ubuntu is not easy enough for the vast majority of Windows
home users. Period.

If this were a *real* Window 7 newsgroup, I would have made a better
subject line in my first post, instead of pasting the article title.

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KristleBawl wrote:

I'm a happy Vista user and I do not use *nix, at all! As far as I'm
concerned, Ubuntu is not easy enough for the vast majority of Windows
home users. Period.

There once was a talking Barbie - one of her blurbs was "Math is hard!"
Lots of women took offense at this, feeling that it was typecasting
girls as too dumb to do math.

Somehow, I don't think you meant to say that the vast majority of
Windows users are too dumb to figure out how to use Ubuntu.
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In article
"Bill Yanaire, ESQ" wrote:



"Lord Vetinari" wrote in message
...
"Alias" wrote in message
...
No Spam wrote:
In article KristleBawl
wrote:

Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to
my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P

Not a flame, but being an alt newsgroup does not warrant posting off
topic totally unrelated messages.
At least pit OT in the subject line where people who are not interested
can skip it or filter it.

Yessir, officer sir!

You are annoying, and have not contributed much, if anything to the group.
Whether a ng is alt., or unmoderated, you should respect the charter, and
do as No Spam stated. Otherwise, it's off to the Bozo-bin for you.

Bye, Bozo.


He already lives in in the Bozo-bin. He also claims to get $14k a week from
the tooth fairy! LOL!


I see that he/she/it is still yapping and whining after that ass
whopping that he got from me.
I kill filed him right after I posted my last message to him, I expected
that he would have posted nasty flames, and he probably did.

I have not seen him posting a single fact or rely on facts in his posts
which had nothing but garbage and should go to linux advocacy newsgroup
where retards like him live.

I suggest that everyone kill files that troll or ignores him, once he is
ignored he will go away.

In article
"Lord Vetinari" wrote:

"The poster formerly known as 'The Poster Formerly Known as Nina DiBoy'"
wrote in message ...
Lord Vetinari wrote:
"Alias" wrote in message
...
No Spam wrote:
In article KristleBawl
wrote:

Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to
my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P
Not a flame, but being an alt newsgroup does not warrant posting off
topic totally unrelated messages.
At least pit OT in the subject line where people who are not interested
can skip it or filter it.
Yessir, officer sir!

You are annoying, and have not contributed much, if anything to the
group. Whether a ng is alt., or unmoderated, you should respect the
charter, and do as No Spam stated. Otherwise, it's off to the Bozo-bin
for you.

Bye, Bozo.

What charter?

Normally, when a ng is created, so is a charter, to inform users of what the
group is intended as. Probably less common these days, though I can't claim
expertise in this area. IOW, if I'm mistaken about anything I've said, I'm
listening.


You were right.
Some people think that since it is an alt newsgroup, then they can fill
it up with garbage.

In article
KristleBawl wrote:

If this were a *real* Window 7 newsgroup, I would have made a better
subject line in my first post, instead of pasting the article title.

Even worse excuse.

This news group is alt therefore I can do whatever I want, this
newsgroup is not a real Windows 7 newsgroup, this newsgroup is not
properly named, blah blah blah.

"KristleBawl" wrote in message
...
Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group, *not*
a support group. ;-P


Take your ubunta and shove it. This is a windows group bitch.
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