Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual

On 1/6/2010 11:34 AM, KristleBawl wrote:
Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P


Remember, if your using Ubyourbutttooooo, you're a f*cking moron. But we
already knew that.

On 1/6/2010 12:02 PM, Alias wrote:
KristleBawl wrote:
Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P


After you install Ubuntu, you will see a question mark to the left on
the top panel. It's the help file. When you open Firefox for the first
time, you will see links to support, forums and very extensive
documentation so you don't need to wait to free yourself from Windows.


You're going to need more than a question mark you moron

On 1/6/2010 12:02 PM, Alias wrote:
KristleBawl wrote:
Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P


After you install Ubuntu, you will see a question mark to the left on
the top panel. It's the help file. When you open Firefox for the first
time, you will see links to support, forums and very extensive
documentation so you don't need to wait to free yourself from Windows.


You're going to need more than a question mark you moron

On 1/6/2010 12:02 PM, Alias wrote:
KristleBawl wrote:
Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P


After you install Ubuntu, you will see a question mark to the left on
the top panel. It's the help file. When you open Firefox for the first
time, you will see links to support, forums and very extensive
documentation so you don't need to wait to free yourself from Windows.


You're going to need more than a question mark you moron

On 1/6/2010 12:45 PM, Frank wrote:
Alias wrote:
Bill Yanaire, ESQ wrote:


"KristleBawl" wrote in message
...
Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P

Maybe your reading comprehension is a bit lacking. The group is
alt.windows7.general. I don't remember seeing Ubuntu anywhere. This
is for general questions and issues regarding Windows 7. I am not
surprised that the trolls disregard that bit of information.

This is an unmoderated forum. Anything goes. If you can't handle it,
go cry on Frank's shoulder.

That is the only reason a lying POS linturd troll like you is here.
You've been thrown out of or banned and barred from all moderated
groups. Everyone knows you're nothing but a GD spamming, lying linturd
troll. Hell, you've even been thrown out of linux groups!
Oops!

Anyway, most here don't give a RATS ASS about that INFERIOR Ubuntu.

You only speak for yourself and quite badly.

If you want to use it go ahead but we don't need or want to hear
about it.

"We"? You mean you who starts more threads on Ubuntu than *anyone* else.


Maybe I should report when I take a ****.

Been that long, eh? Tell your doc or have some prune juice.

Aliass has been thrown out of every group he's ever been in. Except
one of course. His sheep male f*cking group.

On 1/6/2010 12:56 PM, Alias wrote:
KristleBawl wrote:
Alias expressed an opinion:
KristleBawl wrote:
Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P

After you install Ubuntu, you will see a question mark to the left on
the top panel. It's the help file. When you open Firefox for the first
time, you will see links to support, forums and very extensive
documentation so you don't need to wait to free yourself from Windows.

Not good enough. ;-P

First and foremost, I really honestly *love* Vista, and I want to know
more about what is different in Windows7. :-D

Next, the friends and family for whom I provide tech support do not know
that Usenet exists, and they do not use an email client, either. Hotmail
and Gmail are browser toolbar buttons. ;-)

Do they have a phone?


Also, my *only* interest in Ubuntu is limited to the few still using XP,
because they can't afford to buy Vista or windows7. (Retired, etc.)

I would recommend you try it first before trying to get others to try it.


Finally, I'm disabled and most of my tech support is by phone or through
email/IM, instead of hands-on. *If* I ever recommend Ubuntu to any of
them, it will have to be easy for them to learn without me sitting there
next to them.

A phone should be enough after they've received the CD in the mail and
you've done it a few times.


I'd rather try to keep their XP machines running well until they can
save up for a new $499 pc at Walmart. Hopefully, a Windows7 OEM.


It sounds like the people you support would do better with a system that
doesn't need the kind of updating and maintaining that XP/Vista/7 does
but whatever turns you on. The only update they'll ever need for Ubuntu
once you get it set up for them is to click on an orange icon near their
clock, key in their password and watch. It can even be set to
automatically update so they don't have to do anything but use their
computer and not worry about malware, maintaining or updating.

You fool Upyurbuttooo get 10's of upfates every day. Talk about broken
garbage

On 1/6/2010 12:57 PM, Alias wrote:
No Spam wrote:
In article KristleBawl
wrote:

Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P

Not a flame, but being an alt newsgroup does not warrant posting off
topic totally unrelated messages.
At least pit OT in the subject line where people who are not interested
can skip it or filter it.

Yessir, officer sir!


I heard you got turned on by a man in uniform

On 1/6/2010 2:02 PM, KristleBawl wrote:
Alias expressed an opinion:
KristleBawl wrote:
Alias expressed an opinion:
KristleBawl wrote:
Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it
to my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P

After you install Ubuntu, you will see a question mark to the left on
the top panel. It's the help file. When you open Firefox for the first
time, you will see links to support, forums and very extensive
documentation so you don't need to wait to free yourself from Windows.

Not good enough. ;-P

First and foremost, I really honestly *love* Vista, and I want to know
more about what is different in Windows7. :-D

Next, the friends and family for whom I provide tech support do not know
that Usenet exists, and they do not use an email client, either. Hotmail
and Gmail are browser toolbar buttons. ;-)

Do they have a phone?

Also, my *only* interest in Ubuntu is limited to the few still using XP,
because they can't afford to buy Vista or windows7. (Retired, etc.)

I would recommend you try it first before trying to get others to try it.

Yes, that's my plan, on my old system that I only use for testing
software. Again, only *if* I choose to go that route.

Finally, I'm disabled and most of my tech support is by phone or through
email/IM, instead of hands-on. *If* I ever recommend Ubuntu to any of
them, it will have to be easy for them to learn without me sitting there
next to them.

A phone should be enough after they've received the CD in the mail and
you've done it a few times.

I'd rather try to keep their XP machines running well until they can
save up for a new $499 pc at Walmart. Hopefully, a Windows7 OEM.

It sounds like the people you support would do better with a system that
doesn't need the kind of updating and maintaining that XP/Vista/7 does
but whatever turns you on. The only update they'll ever need for Ubuntu
once you get it set up for them is to click on an orange icon near their
clock, key in their password and watch. It can even be set to
automatically update so they don't have to do anything but use their
computer and not worry about malware, maintaining or updating.

Better yet, I have all of their software and Windows set up to just
automatically download and install updates at night, so all they do is
reboot each morning. That takes care of system updates, anti-virus, etc.

For the Vista users, I even told them which sidebar gadget to use for a
big green restart button; no start menu action needed.

If they're interested in a new program, I download/install it first on
my test machine, *before* they do, and that has prevented many extras,
like toolbars and malware, because I could tell them step-by-step what
to click while installing, or tell them not to use it at all.

So far, Windows7 looks much better than Ubuntu, even without a sidebar.

F*ck, Windows 3.1 is better than upyourbuttooooo

On 1/6/2010 2:19 PM, Lord Vetinari wrote:
wrote in message
...
No Spam wrote:
In KristleBawl
wrote:

Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P

Not a flame, but being an alt newsgroup does not warrant posting off
topic totally unrelated messages.
At least pit OT in the subject line where people who are not interested
can skip it or filter it.

Yessir, officer sir!

You are annoying, and have not contributed much, if anything to the group.
Whether a ng is alt., or unmoderated, you should respect the charter, and do
as No Spam stated. Otherwise, it's off to the Bozo-bin for you.

Bye, Bozo.



Aliass respects nothing except his dom sheep

On 1/6/2010 3:20 PM, The poster formerly known as 'The Poster Formerly
Known as Nina DiBoy' wrote:
Lord Vetinari wrote:
"Alias" wrote in message
...
No Spam wrote:
In article KristleBawl
wrote:

Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it
to my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt*
group, *not* a support group. ;-P
Not a flame, but being an alt newsgroup does not warrant posting off
topic totally unrelated messages.
At least pit OT in the subject line where people who are not interested
can skip it or filter it.
Yessir, officer sir!

You are annoying, and have not contributed much, if anything to the
group. Whether a ng is alt., or unmoderated, you should respect the
charter, and do as No Spam stated. Otherwise, it's off to the Bozo-bin
for you.

Bye, Bozo.


What charter?


Are you that stupid. Oh, you must be related to Aliass

On 1/6/2010 7:04 PM, Alias wrote:
Lord Vetinari wrote:
"Alias" wrote in message
...
No Spam wrote:
In article KristleBawl
wrote:

Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it
to my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt*
group, *not* a support group. ;-P
Not a flame, but being an alt newsgroup does not warrant posting off
topic totally unrelated messages.
At least pit OT in the subject line where people who are not interested
can skip it or filter it.
Yessir, officer sir!

You are annoying, and have not contributed much, if anything to the
group. Whether a ng is alt., or unmoderated, you should respect the
charter, and do as No Spam stated. Otherwise, it's off to the Bozo-bin
for you.

Bye, Bozo.


And where can this fantasy charter that you refer to be found? Next to
your Usenet Cop Badge?


You claim to know everything f*cknuts, figure it out you moron

On 1/6/2010 7:13 PM, Rockinghorse Winner wrote:
writes:

After you install Ubuntu, you will see a question mark to the left on
the top panel. It's the help file. When you open Firefox for the first
time, you will see links to support, forums and very extensive
documentation so you don't need to wait to free yourself from Windows.

--
Alias

Shut up, you nymshifting, stupid, trolling jerk. You are such a friggin
pustule on the anus of the internet. You are an embarassment to the Linux
community.







Watch out, Aliass will get mad and spew some more lies

On 1/6/2010 11:21 PM, KristleBawl wrote:
Rockinghorse Winner expressed an opinion:
"Bill Yanaire, writes:
Anyway, most here don't give a RATS ASS about that INFERIOR Ubuntu.
If you
want to use it go ahead but we don't need or want to hear about it.

Maybe I should report when I take a ****.

Just a Linux lurker on this group, and what the origninal poster did was
just stupid, trolling and inexcusable. If I were you I'd killfile him,
ignore him and continue to do what you've been doing: discuss Windows7.

It's folks like that that give Linux a black eye.

Carry on...

I guess you guys don't really read what you comment on. :-D

I'm a happy Vista user and I do not use *nix, at all! As far as I'm
concerned, Ubuntu is not easy enough for the vast majority of Windows
home users. Period.

If this were a *real* Window 7 newsgroup, I would have made a better
subject line in my first post, instead of pasting the article title.


But your the numbnuts that posted about linsux in a Windows group. Take
your head out of your a** fool

On 1/7/2010 6:02 AM, Muad'Dib wrote:
KristleBawl wrote:
Rockinghorse Winner expressed an opinion:
"Bill Yanaire, writes:
Anyway, most here don't give a RATS ASS about that INFERIOR Ubuntu.
If you
want to use it go ahead but we don't need or want to hear about it.

Maybe I should report when I take a ****.

Just a Linux lurker on this group, and what the origninal poster did was
just stupid, trolling and inexcusable. If I were you I'd killfile him,
ignore him and continue to do what you've been doing: discuss Windows7.

It's folks like that that give Linux a black eye.

Carry on...

I guess you guys don't really read what you comment on. :-D

I'm a happy Vista user and I do not use *nix, at all! As far as I'm
concerned,--- Ubuntu is not easy enough for the vast majority of
Windows home users. Period.---

Not true, I have many clients happily using Linux of one flavor or
another, who, (respectfully), are basically clueless users. Once set up,
there isn't really much to using it. Pretty much the same as Winders in
some ways. Clueless people are just that, "CLUELESS" it doesn't really
matter WHAT OS is involved I have found. Clueless is clueless,
regardless. It is the TEACHING, that matters. Once I have taught users
on THEIR CHOICE of OS, they move right along. It makes NO difference
which OS they choose. This bit of one OS being better than the other is
hogwash. It is ALL about the needs, wants, education, and not solely the
OS "PERIOD."

If this were a *real* Window 7 newsgroup, I would have made a better
subject line in my first post, instead of pasting the article title.

This IS a "real" Win7 news group. What a crack-up..

Whatever, you posted pro Ubuntu in an MS orientated group basically, and
are now backpedaling. ..Unnecessarily I might add. BOTH OS's have good
points and bad points. I happily use them both for different reasons, no
need to take sides.

Oh, and "A reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day."(?) That is just too
funny. Apparently you have some expertise, yet you haven't downloaded a
LIVE ISO of some Linux flavor or another and ACTUALLY checked it out?
..Yet you have an opinion that, "Ubuntu is not easy enough for the vast
majority of Windows home users. Period."(?) How can you possibly state
that, having not tried it? Gimme a break!

I tested Win7 from beta through RC, and like it a lot, in fact MUCH
better than the EXPENSIVE Vista Ultimate I purchased. (Which recently
crashed with the dreaded BLACK Screen of Death - KSOD) However, I really
like the Linux I have as well, so I use them BOTH for my purposes, and
it works out very well.

G'day


You said it. Linsux users are clueless

On 1/7/2010 6:56 AM, Muad'Dib wrote:
Lee Waun wrote:

"KristleBawl" wrote in message
...
Ubuntu 10.04 to Include Beginner's Manual
http://lifehacker.com/5441494/ubuntu...ginners-manual

Finally, someone decided to create something like a help file for
newbies! If this continues to be expended, it might actually give me a
reason to try Ubuntu for myself one day. Until I can recommend it to my
friends and relatives for everyday use, because I have to fix their
user-created problems, there's no reason to check it out.

Before anyone flames this message, remember, this is an *alt* group,
*not* a support group. ;-P


Take your ubunta and shove it. This is a windows group bitch.
--
What if I'm a figment of my own imagination?
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Pretty harsh dude, but then what the OP posted begged or at least
attracted adverse responses I suppose. LOL ..But really, does one need
to get so riled? After all, this IS Usenet... New to it? LOL Ever
experienced the good ol' days of BBS, 300 baud and those flame-wars?
(The beginning) BIG LOL "Nothing to see here, move along." (Nothing
NEW to see here that is! Hahaha!)

G'day
Get your tongue out of Aliass's a**