AM I an IDIOT OR NOT?

Yes you are an idiot. 100% idiot.

I'm always telling it to myself, that i'm a moron. especially when I fail in
a Mental Examination, when me and my buddies are tested every 6 months.
Last time they found "aggravated Schizzophrenia with paranoidal co-factors"

I had a tough time last night before bed. I wanted to **** but only farted.
This morning I woke up and I looked into the mirror. I saw an "I love you"
note stuck on it. I lifted the toilet seat up ('cause I was stuck there
entire night fighting diarrhea) and there was a sticky note on the seat too.
Then I turned and there was another one on the door. I dunno how I missed
that one. I turned to wash my hair and as soon as I opened the shower door I
read another "I love you" note on my conditioner. There were two more, but I
dunno where those are. I couldn't find them all! Oh yeah. One was on the
shelves. Hmm. It's nice. My homo-boyfriend Kevin John Panzke does things
like that for me once in a while. It's fun. I love it.

However today I need to share a story of my Wife, rather than my Life:

She has psychological problem. Earlier she was diagnosed to be having a
Bipolar Disorder and later another doctor said it is Schizophrenia.
The problem with her is that she has become negative minded. People talk
positively and she takes it negatively. When she doesn't like something, she
may leave the party immediately. Then keeps on shouting and screaming for
3-4 days and hates that person. That person may not even take a guess what
was wrong he or she had said. If I try to explain at this stage, she gets
more hyper and starts shouting at me, if again argued at this stage, she
gets violent, then she has to be handled like a child.but still when she
realizes what she did was wrong, she never says sorry or admits. Once she
had misunderstood someone's statement, I tried to explain, then she thought
I am favoring others not her, and then she left the house and started
shouting at them in front of the whole neighborhood. She could get so hyper
that may even kill a person.

when in a good mood, she is very good nature wise, likes to give gifts to
the people she like, help them etc. In initial meetings, she is very polite
but if the frequency of meetings increases, then I am always sure that
something will happen, whether it be her friend, her family, my family,
neighbors etc.