Facebook, Microsoft, and Google are fraternities.

Facebook, Microsoft, and Google are fraternities,
complete with hazing, abuse of (perpetual) newbies,
and drunken sex parties.

Most of their employees are Asian.

If they don't work 80 hours per week,
they could easily lose their house,
their wife, their kids, their dignity,
and the right to live in America.

Checkmate wrote:
I'd love to par-tay with some hawt Asian wimmin.

Asian girls will pussy-whip you, big time.

I'd rather watch YouTube videos and post to USENET.

Checkmate wrote:
My Asian ex-wife was a NAG,
so after many warnings over ten years,
out the door, I went. I won't tolerate a nagger.

What did she want, a bigger house and more opiates ?

Checkmate replied ( to me ):
What did she want, a bigger house and more opiates ?

Bigger house for sure, which I agreed to.
That was going to make her "happy".

Then she arranged for her parents to move from the
Philippines into the bigger house with us. Surprise !

She never discussed that with me,
but that wasn't the Final Straw...

325 reviews on the 75 $ White Tenga Flip Zero:
http://Amazon.COM/gp/product/B01GNSP2XC

Vaseline is the best lubricant.

Or you could house, feed, educate, and medicate her
and her extended family for the rest of your life.

Personally, I don't need their approval;
I'd rather read, watch videos, and post to USENET.

Greg replied ( to me ):
128 reviews on the 75 $ White Tenga Flip Zero:
http://Amazon.COM/gp/product/B01GNSP2XC

LOL, Jeff, your review is at the very top. Attaboy.

Yeah, I'm #2; 15 people found it "helpful".

Lots of interesting reviews; like:

Lube, insert, slurp slurp slurp, gasp,
eyes roll back into head, fall asleep.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
...
The Bomb.COM, way better than the ladies and, after you're done,
you don't have to listen to it gripe either.
Could've saved me two houses and my retirement.