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Michael D. Alligood wrote:
I suddenly realized why you have "Miss" in front of you name. Could it be that no one in their right mind can stand to be near you? I have proxied these posts for sometime now. I would have posted sooner but it was individuals like you who stopped me. Why in the world would anyone come to you for advice -- except in how to commit suicide? Which is why I started to "help" individuals with their computer related problems -- not demoralize them. I really do not see the need for that. Erm, that's all well and good except for one small point - you've never actually 'helped' anyone - your 'advice' is misleading, inaccurate or, more often than not, just plain *WRONG*!! I know all about those certification exams, they're multiple choice - you have a 33 or 25% chance of bring right - any idiot can guess enough right answers to pass! All I'm asking is that you do some research before posting - you could end up causing some clueless newbie to irreparably damage their new system. You're not related to Andew the Eejit by any chance are you...? I just deleted nearly half of this post because I do not feel the need to justify anything to a person like you. Tell you what, you keep doing whatever it is you do and I keep doing my best to help those that need helping. Please seek help for that delusion - you've never helped *anyone* (see previous paragraph). You could, however, end up by destroying someone's system; and I hope that, /when/ that happens (because it will, eventually) they track you down and sue you for the damage. I cannot help but to feel sorry for you in some strange way. Not to worry though, I will still manage to sleep well tonight. If you feel the need to critize people all the time, then please do it somewhere else. I am done with you. "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message ... Michael D. Alligood wrote: As far as the certs go, I got a great deal on them -- 2 more and I'll get a set of steak knives! As for the licensing, I will admit that I am a little weak in that subject (This is something that I will remedy). I sometimes think Microsoft should have a certification track for licensing -- MCLP (Microsoft Certified Licensing Professional). Cool, now all I need is one more to reach my goal. One more thing, I can take a joke just like the next person. I have no problem with that. But do not ever insult my intelligence again. The fact that a person is unclear about something does not make them an idiot. As I said I can take it, but I have read post from you before. And I do not appreciate the way you talk to people looking for help. There is a phrase for people like you - brown-nosers, and I don't like them. If you shoved your head any further up MS's collective arse, you'd be speaking for them. This isn't the first time I've seen an inaccurate post from you. Oh I know why you're doing it, you want to be an MVP so badly - well it doesn't work like that buddy, no one wants to work with someone who tries to be teacher's pet. What is your goal exactly? You think if you have a full set of MS qualifications they'll automatically make you an MVP? Sort of a reward for passing all their exams? You have to *EARN* an MVPship and I've yet to see you post anything worthy of it. There are people posting here who have degrees in some form of computer-related field and they're not MVPs. It takes a helluva lot more work to gain a degree than some poxy MS cert. A five year old could pass an A+ certificate! An MSCE? OK, I'll concede that would probably require a 13-year-old. I've got several, but I don't advertise them. You do it because you think it will make you more likely to gain what your little heart has always desired - but it won't. All people will see is a pathetic brown-noser. You pitched up here less than a fortnight ago and more or less your first post was "How do I become an MVP" as if it was another certificate you could add to your already unimpressive collection. Having certificates doesn't mean you know anything - most of them are completely worthless. No employer that I've come across cares two hoots about A+, i-Net or MS certification, because they don't prove you know anything. All they prove is you can tick the right boxes - well a trained monkey can do that! If you are *EVER* made MVP then it will discredit the entire programme. |
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Michael D. Alligood wrote:
I suddenly realized why you have "Miss" in front of you name. Could it be that no one in their right mind can stand to be near you? I have proxied these posts for sometime now. I would have posted sooner but it was individuals like you who stopped me. Why in the world would anyone come to you for advice -- except in how to commit suicide? Which is why I started to "help" individuals with their computer related problems -- not demoralize them. I really do not see the need for that. Erm, that's all well and good except for one small point - you've never actually 'helped' anyone - your 'advice' is misleading, inaccurate or, more often than not, just plain *WRONG*!! I know all about those certification exams, they're multiple choice - you have a 33 or 25% chance of bring right - any idiot can guess enough right answers to pass! All I'm asking is that you do some research before posting - you could end up causing some clueless newbie to irreparably damage their new system. You're not related to Andew the Eejit by any chance are you...? I just deleted nearly half of this post because I do not feel the need to justify anything to a person like you. Tell you what, you keep doing whatever it is you do and I keep doing my best to help those that need helping. Please seek help for that delusion - you've never helped *anyone* (see previous paragraph). You could, however, end up by destroying someone's system; and I hope that, /when/ that happens (because it will, eventually) they track you down and sue you for the damage. I cannot help but to feel sorry for you in some strange way. Not to worry though, I will still manage to sleep well tonight. If you feel the need to critize people all the time, then please do it somewhere else. I am done with you. "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message ... Michael D. Alligood wrote: As far as the certs go, I got a great deal on them -- 2 more and I'll get a set of steak knives! As for the licensing, I will admit that I am a little weak in that subject (This is something that I will remedy). I sometimes think Microsoft should have a certification track for licensing -- MCLP (Microsoft Certified Licensing Professional). Cool, now all I need is one more to reach my goal. One more thing, I can take a joke just like the next person. I have no problem with that. But do not ever insult my intelligence again. The fact that a person is unclear about something does not make them an idiot. As I said I can take it, but I have read post from you before. And I do not appreciate the way you talk to people looking for help. There is a phrase for people like you - brown-nosers, and I don't like them. If you shoved your head any further up MS's collective arse, you'd be speaking for them. This isn't the first time I've seen an inaccurate post from you. Oh I know why you're doing it, you want to be an MVP so badly - well it doesn't work like that buddy, no one wants to work with someone who tries to be teacher's pet. What is your goal exactly? You think if you have a full set of MS qualifications they'll automatically make you an MVP? Sort of a reward for passing all their exams? You have to *EARN* an MVPship and I've yet to see you post anything worthy of it. There are people posting here who have degrees in some form of computer-related field and they're not MVPs. It takes a helluva lot more work to gain a degree than some poxy MS cert. A five year old could pass an A+ certificate! An MSCE? OK, I'll concede that would probably require a 13-year-old. I've got several, but I don't advertise them. You do it because you think it will make you more likely to gain what your little heart has always desired - but it won't. All people will see is a pathetic brown-noser. You pitched up here less than a fortnight ago and more or less your first post was "How do I become an MVP" as if it was another certificate you could add to your already unimpressive collection. Having certificates doesn't mean you know anything - most of them are completely worthless. No employer that I've come across cares two hoots about A+, i-Net or MS certification, because they don't prove you know anything. All they prove is you can tick the right boxes - well a trained monkey can do that! If you are *EVER* made MVP then it will discredit the entire programme. |
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Michael D. Alligood wrote:
I suddenly realized why you have "Miss" in front of you name. Could it be that no one in their right mind can stand to be near you? I have proxied these posts for sometime now. I would have posted sooner but it was individuals like you who stopped me. Why in the world would anyone come to you for advice -- except in how to commit suicide? Which is why I started to "help" individuals with their computer related problems -- not demoralize them. I really do not see the need for that. Erm, that's all well and good except for one small point - you've never actually 'helped' anyone - your 'advice' is misleading, inaccurate or, more often than not, just plain *WRONG*!! I know all about those certification exams, they're multiple choice - you have a 33 or 25% chance of bring right - any idiot can guess enough right answers to pass! All I'm asking is that you do some research before posting - you could end up causing some clueless newbie to irreparably damage their new system. You're not related to Andew the Eejit by any chance are you...? I just deleted nearly half of this post because I do not feel the need to justify anything to a person like you. Tell you what, you keep doing whatever it is you do and I keep doing my best to help those that need helping. Please seek help for that delusion - you've never helped *anyone* (see previous paragraph). You could, however, end up by destroying someone's system; and I hope that, /when/ that happens (because it will, eventually) they track you down and sue you for the damage. I cannot help but to feel sorry for you in some strange way. Not to worry though, I will still manage to sleep well tonight. If you feel the need to critize people all the time, then please do it somewhere else. I am done with you. "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message ... Michael D. Alligood wrote: As far as the certs go, I got a great deal on them -- 2 more and I'll get a set of steak knives! As for the licensing, I will admit that I am a little weak in that subject (This is something that I will remedy). I sometimes think Microsoft should have a certification track for licensing -- MCLP (Microsoft Certified Licensing Professional). Cool, now all I need is one more to reach my goal. One more thing, I can take a joke just like the next person. I have no problem with that. But do not ever insult my intelligence again. The fact that a person is unclear about something does not make them an idiot. As I said I can take it, but I have read post from you before. And I do not appreciate the way you talk to people looking for help. There is a phrase for people like you - brown-nosers, and I don't like them. If you shoved your head any further up MS's collective arse, you'd be speaking for them. This isn't the first time I've seen an inaccurate post from you. Oh I know why you're doing it, you want to be an MVP so badly - well it doesn't work like that buddy, no one wants to work with someone who tries to be teacher's pet. What is your goal exactly? You think if you have a full set of MS qualifications they'll automatically make you an MVP? Sort of a reward for passing all their exams? You have to *EARN* an MVPship and I've yet to see you post anything worthy of it. There are people posting here who have degrees in some form of computer-related field and they're not MVPs. It takes a helluva lot more work to gain a degree than some poxy MS cert. A five year old could pass an A+ certificate! An MSCE? OK, I'll concede that would probably require a 13-year-old. I've got several, but I don't advertise them. You do it because you think it will make you more likely to gain what your little heart has always desired - but it won't. All people will see is a pathetic brown-noser. You pitched up here less than a fortnight ago and more or less your first post was "How do I become an MVP" as if it was another certificate you could add to your already unimpressive collection. Having certificates doesn't mean you know anything - most of them are completely worthless. No employer that I've come across cares two hoots about A+, i-Net or MS certification, because they don't prove you know anything. All they prove is you can tick the right boxes - well a trained monkey can do that! If you are *EVER* made MVP then it will discredit the entire programme. |
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I know all about those certification exams, they're multiple choice - you have a 33 or 25% chance of bring right - any idiot can guess enough right answers to pass!
33 to 25% chance of being right?!? The by all calculations, a person, or idiot as *you* put it, would still fail an exam... Go someplace else to whine. As far as I have seen and read, you leave slimy trail behind you in every newsgroup... -- Best of luck! Michael D. Alligood MCSA, MCP, CCNA, A+, Network+, i-Net+, CIW A, CIW CI "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message ... Michael D. Alligood wrote: I suddenly realized why you have "Miss" in front of you name. Could it be that no one in their right mind can stand to be near you? I have proxied these posts for sometime now. I would have posted sooner but it was individuals like you who stopped me. Why in the world would anyone come to you for advice -- except in how to commit suicide? Which is why I started to "help" individuals with their computer related problems -- not demoralize them. I really do not see the need for that. Erm, that's all well and good except for one small point - you've never actually 'helped' anyone - your 'advice' is misleading, inaccurate or, more often than not, just plain *WRONG*!! I know all about those certification exams, they're multiple choice - you have a 33 or 25% chance of bring right - any idiot can guess enough right answers to pass! All I'm asking is that you do some research before posting - you could end up causing some clueless newbie to irreparably damage their new system. You're not related to Andew the Eejit by any chance are you...? I just deleted nearly half of this post because I do not feel the need to justify anything to a person like you. Tell you what, you keep doing whatever it is you do and I keep doing my best to help those that need helping. Please seek help for that delusion - you've never helped *anyone* (see previous paragraph). You could, however, end up by destroying someone's system; and I hope that, /when/ that happens (because it will, eventually) they track you down and sue you for the damage. I cannot help but to feel sorry for you in some strange way. Not to worry though, I will still manage to sleep well tonight. If you feel the need to critize people all the time, then please do it somewhere else. I am done with you. "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message ... Michael D. Alligood wrote: As far as the certs go, I got a great deal on them -- 2 more and I'll get a set of steak knives! As for the licensing, I will admit that I am a little weak in that subject (This is something that I will remedy). I sometimes think Microsoft should have a certification track for licensing -- MCLP (Microsoft Certified Licensing Professional). Cool, now all I need is one more to reach my goal. One more thing, I can take a joke just like the next person. I have no problem with that. But do not ever insult my intelligence again. The fact that a person is unclear about something does not make them an idiot. As I said I can take it, but I have read post from you before. And I do not appreciate the way you talk to people looking for help. There is a phrase for people like you - brown-nosers, and I don't like them. If you shoved your head any further up MS's collective arse, you'd be speaking for them. This isn't the first time I've seen an inaccurate post from you. Oh I know why you're doing it, you want to be an MVP so badly - well it doesn't work like that buddy, no one wants to work with someone who tries to be teacher's pet. What is your goal exactly? You think if you have a full set of MS qualifications they'll automatically make you an MVP? Sort of a reward for passing all their exams? You have to *EARN* an MVPship and I've yet to see you post anything worthy of it. There are people posting here who have degrees in some form of computer-related field and they're not MVPs. It takes a helluva lot more work to gain a degree than some poxy MS cert. A five year old could pass an A+ certificate! An MSCE? OK, I'll concede that would probably require a 13-year-old. I've got several, but I don't advertise them. You do it because you think it will make you more likely to gain what your little heart has always desired - but it won't. All people will see is a pathetic brown-noser. You pitched up here less than a fortnight ago and more or less your first post was "How do I become an MVP" as if it was another certificate you could add to your already unimpressive collection. Having certificates doesn't mean you know anything - most of them are completely worthless. No employer that I've come across cares two hoots about A+, i-Net or MS certification, because they don't prove you know anything. All they prove is you can tick the right boxes - well a trained monkey can do that! If you are *EVER* made MVP then it will discredit the entire programme. |
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I know all about those certification exams, they're multiple choice - you have a 33 or 25% chance of bring right - any idiot can guess enough right answers to pass!
33 to 25% chance of being right?!? The by all calculations, a person, or idiot as *you* put it, would still fail an exam... Go someplace else to whine. As far as I have seen and read, you leave slimy trail behind you in every newsgroup... -- Best of luck! Michael D. Alligood MCSA, MCP, CCNA, A+, Network+, i-Net+, CIW A, CIW CI "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message ... Michael D. Alligood wrote: I suddenly realized why you have "Miss" in front of you name. Could it be that no one in their right mind can stand to be near you? I have proxied these posts for sometime now. I would have posted sooner but it was individuals like you who stopped me. Why in the world would anyone come to you for advice -- except in how to commit suicide? Which is why I started to "help" individuals with their computer related problems -- not demoralize them. I really do not see the need for that. Erm, that's all well and good except for one small point - you've never actually 'helped' anyone - your 'advice' is misleading, inaccurate or, more often than not, just plain *WRONG*!! I know all about those certification exams, they're multiple choice - you have a 33 or 25% chance of bring right - any idiot can guess enough right answers to pass! All I'm asking is that you do some research before posting - you could end up causing some clueless newbie to irreparably damage their new system. You're not related to Andew the Eejit by any chance are you...? I just deleted nearly half of this post because I do not feel the need to justify anything to a person like you. Tell you what, you keep doing whatever it is you do and I keep doing my best to help those that need helping. Please seek help for that delusion - you've never helped *anyone* (see previous paragraph). You could, however, end up by destroying someone's system; and I hope that, /when/ that happens (because it will, eventually) they track you down and sue you for the damage. I cannot help but to feel sorry for you in some strange way. Not to worry though, I will still manage to sleep well tonight. If you feel the need to critize people all the time, then please do it somewhere else. I am done with you. "Miss Perspicacia Tick" wrote in message ... Michael D. Alligood wrote: As far as the certs go, I got a great deal on them -- 2 more and I'll get a set of steak knives! As for the licensing, I will admit that I am a little weak in that subject (This is something that I will remedy). I sometimes think Microsoft should have a certification track for licensing -- MCLP (Microsoft Certified Licensing Professional). Cool, now all I need is one more to reach my goal. One more thing, I can take a joke just like the next person. I have no problem with that. But do not ever insult my intelligence again. The fact that a person is unclear about something does not make them an idiot. As I said I can take it, but I have read post from you before. And I do not appreciate the way you talk to people looking for help. There is a phrase for people like you - brown-nosers, and I don't like them. If you shoved your head any further up MS's collective arse, you'd be speaking for them. This isn't the first time I've seen an inaccurate post from you. Oh I know why you're doing it, you want to be an MVP so badly - well it doesn't work like that buddy, no one wants to work with someone who tries to be teacher's pet. What is your goal exactly? You think if you have a full set of MS qualifications they'll automatically make you an MVP? Sort of a reward for passing all their exams? You have to *EARN* an MVPship and I've yet to see you post anything worthy of it. There are people posting here who have degrees in some form of computer-related field and they're not MVPs. It takes a helluva lot more work to gain a degree than some poxy MS cert. A five year old could pass an A+ certificate! An MSCE? OK, I'll concede that would probably require a 13-year-old. I've got several, but I don't advertise them. You do it because you think it will make you more likely to gain what your little heart has always desired - but it won't. All people will see is a pathetic brown-noser. You pitched up here less than a fortnight ago and more or less your first post was "How do I become an MVP" as if it was another certificate you could add to your already unimpressive collection. Having certificates doesn't mean you know anything - most of them are completely worthless. No employer that I've come across cares two hoots about A+, i-Net or MS certification, because they don't prove you know anything. All they prove is you can tick the right boxes - well a trained monkey can do that! If you are *EVER* made MVP then it will discredit the entire programme. |
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