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Old November 25th 10, 07:27 PM posted to microsoft.public.windowsxp.customize
Tony Lance
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Big Bertha Thing letter
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://www.bigberthathing.com/letter.html
4K Web Page
Astrophysics net ring Access site
Newsgroup Reviews including sci.physics.particle

Letter to a friend explaining Pastures and quest.

From Pastures Software Package Documentation.
(Particle Structure Results Program in Fortran 77.)
Sub-atomic Mesons, Baryons and Leptons Classification System.
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.

Big Bertha Thing folder

Keep busy in your mailbox and put all postings
in a PIP Research folder for safe-keeping in perpetuity,
every night.

Part of your chores would be to read each missive,
subject by subject. Answer it, in a weekly PIP Research
Newsletter or not, as the case may be, which would again,
go rapidly from the mailbox to the folder.

(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997.
To comply with my copyright,
please distribute complete and free of charge.

Tony Lance

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "Dave Patrick"
Date: May 8, 7:20*pm
Subject: RIP Tony Lance
To: microsoft.public.windowsnt.setup
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: NT Guy
Date: May 10, 1:40*pm
Subject: RIP Tony Lance
To: microsoft.public.windowsnt.setup
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Newsgroups: microsoft.public.windowsnt.setup
From: John John - MVP
Date: Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:31:12 -0400
Local: Sun, Nov 14 2010 1:31 pm
Subject: RIP Tony Lance
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "Paul Pedersen"
Date: Mar 23 2009, 10:56*pm
Subject: Windows Firewall blocking SQL Server
To: microsoft.public.sqlserver.server,
microsoft.public.windows.server.general


Thanks.

"Dave Patrick" wrote in message
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "Paul Pedersen"
Date: Apr 3 2004, 9:44*pm
Subject: Problem with printing in VFP8
To: microsoft.public.fox.vfp.dbc
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: (Paul Pedersen)
Date: Jul 2 1993, 8:26*pm
Subject: Solving quintics and higher
To: sci.math
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: (paul pedersen)
Date: Apr 18 1990, 5:57*am
Subject: A brief survey.
To: sci.physics
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: John John - MVP
Date: Jun 23, 6:46*pm
Subject: Undestructible file
To: microsoft.public.windowsxp.general,
microsoft.public.windowsxp.customize
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  #2  
Old November 26th 10, 05:54 PM posted to microsoft.public.windowsxp.customize
Twayne[_2_]
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Posts: 4,276
Default Big Bertha Thing letter

Have you hijacked a thread? It's shown as a New post and yet contains
previous conversations. Looks like you just changed the subject incorrectly.
Please don't do that. Use Reply when it's proper or New when you're starting
a new thread.



In ,
Tony Lance typed:
Big Bertha Thing letter
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://www.bigberthathing.com/letter.html
4K Web Page
Astrophysics net ring Access site
Newsgroup Reviews including sci.physics.particle

Letter to a friend explaining Pastures and quest.

From Pastures Software Package Documentation.
(Particle Structure Results Program in Fortran 77.)
Sub-atomic Mesons, Baryons and Leptons Classification
System. (C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.

Big Bertha Thing folder

Keep busy in your mailbox and put all postings
in a PIP Research folder for safe-keeping in perpetuity,
every night.

Part of your chores would be to read each missive,
subject by subject. Answer it, in a weekly PIP Research
Newsletter or not, as the case may be, which would again,
go rapidly from the mailbox to the folder.

(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997.
To comply with my copyright,
please distribute complete and free of charge.

Tony Lance

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "Dave Patrick"
Date: May 8, 7:20 pm
Subject: RIP Tony Lance
To: microsoft.public.windowsnt.setup
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: NT Guy
Date: May 10, 1:40 pm
Subject: RIP Tony Lance
To: microsoft.public.windowsnt.setup
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Newsgroups: microsoft.public.windowsnt.setup
From: John John - MVP
Date: Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:31:12 -0400
Local: Sun, Nov 14 2010 1:31 pm
Subject: RIP Tony Lance
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "Paul Pedersen"
Date: Mar 23 2009, 10:56 pm
Subject: Windows Firewall blocking SQL Server
To: microsoft.public.sqlserver.server,
microsoft.public.windows.server.general


Thanks.

"Dave Patrick" wrote in message
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "Paul Pedersen"
Date: Apr 3 2004, 9:44 pm
Subject: Problem with printing in VFP8
To: microsoft.public.fox.vfp.dbc
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: (Paul Pedersen)
Date: Jul 2 1993, 8:26 pm
Subject: Solving quintics and higher
To: sci.math
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: (paul pedersen)
Date: Apr 18 1990, 5:57 am
Subject: A brief survey.
To: sci.physics
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: John John - MVP
Date: Jun 23, 6:46 pm
Subject: Undestructible file
To: microsoft.public.windowsxp.general,
microsoft.public.windowsxp.customize




  #3  
Old November 26th 10, 06:18 PM posted to microsoft.public.windowsxp.customize
Tony Lance
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Tony Lance
Date: Nov 23, 6:14*pm
Subject: Big Bertha Thing coil
To: microsoft.public.excel


Hi there,
I give two postings by way of explanation:-

From: Tony Lance
Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro,sci.space.policy
Subject: Big Bertha Thing electron
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 18:01:54 +0100

Big Bertha Thing Bertha

First Big Bertha posting was to first aid tent
in OUSA Classical Particle Conf.,
to provide aid and comfort to victims,
who had been set upon by unnamed e-mail thugs.

There was no way to make direct contact,
with shell shocked victim, so we tried Big Bertha.
The trick worked and first victim is well again,
after saying, "At last, a normal man!"
Since then Big Bertha has developed a life of her own
and actually caught some thugs in the act.

First posting consisted of two anecdotes effort and repairs,
from Big Bertha Thing gamma and particle respectively.
Effort was also the last assault rifle shot fired.
Rollover and shotgun below, were the first Big Bertha
sent in anger, with reply to all sender and copy to conf.
Progress and anecdote forward was first cannon shot fired.
Spider and fact(newsletter and readership for astronomy)
was first landmine explosion,
which was not even deployed on OUSA Astronomy.

Big Bertha Thing apology(Rollover)

Please accept my apologies for troubling you.
It will not of course be repeated.
However 3 net surfers have responded
to my call to help out on the Conf., by volunteering.

In emergency situations, needs must.
You and your fellow net surfers number 3, I see.
Net surfers have broad shoulders,
thick skins and I trust, compassion.

Big Bertha Thing shotgun

By way of light relief, a similar general apology,
to the one above, would bring solace and comfort,
to the victims of such well intentioned postings.
Please put it in a Big Bertha and address to conf.
That of course, would be the end of spam.

From: Tony Lance
Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro,sci.space.policy
Subject: Big Bertha Thing redoubt
Date: Tue, 03 Apr 2007 13:27:59 +0100

Big Bertha Thing handbook

*1. Handbook thread one posting long.
*2. Correctly attributed.
*3. Professional.
*4. Steet savvy.
*5. Well read.
*6. Appropriate.
*7. Source softly spoken.
*8. Solitary.
*9. More Sesame Street than Darth Vader.
10. Optional, optimal and optical.

Thank you,
Tony Lance

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
On Nov 22, 9:33*pm, Salmon Egg wrote:



In article
,
*Tony Lance wrote:

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
On Nov 26, 4:54*pm, "Twayne" wrote:
Have you hijacked a thread? It's shown as a New post and yet contains

  #4  
Old November 27th 10, 07:34 PM posted to microsoft.public.windowsxp.customize
Twayne[_2_]
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Posts: 4,276
Default Big Bertha Thing letter

In ,
Tony Lance typed:
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Tony Lance
Date: Nov 23, 6:14 pm
Subject: Big Bertha Thing coil
To: microsoft.public.excel


Hi there,
I give two postings by way of explanation:-

From: Tony Lance
Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro,sci.space.policy
Subject: Big Bertha Thing electron
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 18:01:54 +0100

Big Bertha Thing Bertha

First Big Bertha posting was to first aid tent
in OUSA Classical Particle Conf.,
to provide aid and comfort to victims,
who had been set upon by unnamed e-mail thugs.

There was no way to make direct contact,
with shell shocked victim, so we tried Big Bertha.
The trick worked and first victim is well again,
after saying, "At last, a normal man!"
Since then Big Bertha has developed a life of her own
and actually caught some thugs in the act.

First posting consisted of two anecdotes effort and repairs,
from Big Bertha Thing gamma and particle respectively.
Effort was also the last assault rifle shot fired.
Rollover and shotgun below, were the first Big Bertha
sent in anger, with reply to all sender and copy to conf.
Progress and anecdote forward was first cannon shot fired.
Spider and fact(newsletter and readership for astronomy)
was first landmine explosion,
which was not even deployed on OUSA Astronomy.

Big Bertha Thing apology(Rollover)

Please accept my apologies for troubling you.
It will not of course be repeated.
However 3 net surfers have responded
to my call to help out on the Conf., by volunteering.

In emergency situations, needs must.
You and your fellow net surfers number 3, I see.
Net surfers have broad shoulders,
thick skins and I trust, compassion.

Big Bertha Thing shotgun

By way of light relief, a similar general apology,
to the one above, would bring solace and comfort,
to the victims of such well intentioned postings.
Please put it in a Big Bertha and address to conf.
That of course, would be the end of spam.

From: Tony Lance
Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro,sci.space.policy
Subject: Big Bertha Thing redoubt
Date: Tue, 03 Apr 2007 13:27:59 +0100

Big Bertha Thing handbook

1. Handbook thread one posting long.
2. Correctly attributed.
3. Professional.
4. Steet savvy.
5. Well read.
6. Appropriate.
7. Source softly spoken.
8. Solitary.
9. More Sesame Street than Darth Vader.
10. Optional, optimal and optical.

Thank you,
Tony Lance

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
On Nov 22, 9:33 pm, Salmon Egg
wrote:



In article
,
Tony Lance wrote:

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
On Nov 26, 4:54 pm, "Twayne"
wrote:
Have you hijacked a thread? It's shown as a New post and
yet contains


Someone has now multiposted this thing; kill it, please or properly
crosspost it! Actually there is no need to crosspost even in these groups.


  #5  
Old November 27th 10, 10:35 PM posted to microsoft.public.windowsxp.customize
Tony Lance
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Posts: 96
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From: Tony Lance
Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro,sci.space.policy
Subject: Big Bertha Thing electron
Date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:35:10 +0100

Big Bertha Thing repairs

If it is not broken, do not fix it.
Some parts of the project may need repairing.
If you cannot fix it, with a good suggestion,
then do not take it apart, in the first place,
with a bad one.


From: Tony Lance
Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro,sci.space.history
Subject: Big Bertha Thing gamma
Date: Sun, 24 Jun 2007 19:21:07 +0100


Big Bertha Thing effort

If you see someone slogging away, but doing it all wrong.
Please remember, a great effort, with no results,
is worth more than a great result with no effort.
The first is purchased at great cost and the latter,
in terms of cost, is worthless.

Thank you
Tony Lance

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On Nov 27, 6:34*pm, "Twayne" wrote:
,
Tony Lance typed:

  #6  
Old November 29th 10, 03:14 PM posted to microsoft.public.windowsxp.customize
Harden Thicke
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Posts: 37
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NutJob.

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  #7  
Old November 29th 10, 03:14 PM posted to microsoft.public.windowsxp.customize
Harden Thicke
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NutJob.
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  #8  
Old November 29th 10, 03:15 PM posted to microsoft.public.windowsxp.customize
Harden Thicke
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NutJob.
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