Skin to hide

Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.

I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go your merry
way. I'm being polite here.

You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get when your
mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying hell bent
toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?


Moose



"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite clever- but
your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling "dissimulate", which
is
a
word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If he was
making
up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star Trek
allusion
was metaphorical not literal.

dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed, dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for example) under
a
feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.

As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining this ng,
I
suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and read a few
thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a Vulcan mind
meld.
In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self lobotomy kit
at
your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give up usenet
and
consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.

Moose

"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Ur an ass moose.
It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.

BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word ) - Or a word at all.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I
suggest
you
install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.

Moose

"sdf" wrote in message
...
I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize
that
I'm
using the messenger

any help?

Here's something to spell...
i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
[email protected]

Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for getting her
internet cancelled.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.

I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go your merry
way. I'm being polite here.

You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get when
your
mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying hell bent
toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?


Moose



"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite clever- but
your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling "dissimulate", which
is
a
word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If he was
making
up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star Trek
allusion
was metaphorical not literal.

dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed, dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for example)
under
a
feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.

As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining this
ng,
I
suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and read a few
thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a Vulcan mind
meld.
In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self lobotomy
kit
at
your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give up usenet
and
consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.

Moose

"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Ur an ass moose.
It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.

BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word ) - Or a word at all.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I
suggest
you
install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.

Moose

"sdf" wrote in message
...
I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't realize
that
I'm
using the messenger

any help?

Abuse? Since when has the first amendment been classified as abuse? Was I
yelling fire" in the theater? No. I was posting "Cretin in the newsgroup!"
A significant difference. You are much more ignorant than I first assumed.
Well, maybe just a tad more ignorant. Okay, okay, I admit it, I assumed
from the beginning that you were really, really dumb, but I tried to heed
your advice and be polite. I guess from your point of view I failed. Sob!

When people are exposed as prattling idiots in Usenet their final act of
desperation is to yell "ABUSE!" and then send their little complaint off to
an ISP. There are so many complete jerkoffs like yourself that I expect the
internet bandwidth is more significantly impacted by your abuse e-mails than
it is by spam. At least I simply resorted to telling on you to me mum.
You're a really mean boy Cable Guy and I hate you, though I'm very sad that
you feel abused. Does this mean we ain't gonna play no more?

You have my permission to forward this post to John Ashcroft.

Moose

p.s. I just received an e-mail from easynews asking me who the little
whinyass punk was that sent them this meaningless complaint and I responded
that they should just ignore you and that I would take care of it. You can
thank me later.

m.




"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Here's something to spell...
i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
[email protected]

Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for getting her
internet cancelled.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.

I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go your
merry
way. I'm being polite here.

You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get when
your
mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying hell bent
toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?


Moose



"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite clever-
but
your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling "dissimulate",
which
is
a
word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If he
was
making
up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star Trek
allusion
was metaphorical not literal.

dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed, dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for example)
under
a
feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.

As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining this
ng,
I
suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and read a
few
thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a Vulcan
mind
meld.
In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self lobotomy
kit
at
your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give up
usenet
and
consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.

Moose

"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Ur an ass moose.
It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.

BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word ) - Or a word at all.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I
suggest
you
install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.

Moose

"sdf" wrote in message
...
I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't
realize
that
I'm
using the messenger

any help?

PMSL. I find it hard to believe that Easynews actually sent such a message,
for one little reason; I WAS BLUFFING! I never sent an abuse report. I
just wanted to see how you would react.

Bwahahahahahahah! Now you've just proven yourself a liar.

Run along now troll.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Abuse? Since when has the first amendment been classified as abuse? Was
I
yelling fire" in the theater? No. I was posting "Cretin in the
newsgroup!"
A significant difference. You are much more ignorant than I first
assumed.
Well, maybe just a tad more ignorant. Okay, okay, I admit it, I assumed
from the beginning that you were really, really dumb, but I tried to heed
your advice and be polite. I guess from your point of view I failed.
Sob!

When people are exposed as prattling idiots in Usenet their final act of
desperation is to yell "ABUSE!" and then send their little complaint off
to
an ISP. There are so many complete jerkoffs like yourself that I expect
the
internet bandwidth is more significantly impacted by your abuse e-mails
than
it is by spam. At least I simply resorted to telling on you to me mum.
You're a really mean boy Cable Guy and I hate you, though I'm very sad
that
you feel abused. Does this mean we ain't gonna play no more?

You have my permission to forward this post to John Ashcroft.

Moose

p.s. I just received an e-mail from easynews asking me who the little
whinyass punk was that sent them this meaningless complaint and I
responded
that they should just ignore you and that I would take care of it. You
can
thank me later.

m.




"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Here's something to spell...
i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
[email protected]

Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for getting her
internet cancelled.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.

I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go your
merry
way. I'm being polite here.

You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get when
your
mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying hell
bent
toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?


Moose



"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite clever-
but
your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling "dissimulate",
which
is
a
word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If he
was
making
up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star Trek
allusion
was metaphorical not literal.

dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed,
dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for example)
under
a
feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.

As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining
this
ng,
I
suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and read a
few
thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a Vulcan
mind
meld.
In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self
lobotomy
kit
at
your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give up
usenet
and
consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.

Moose

"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Ur an ass moose.
It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.

BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word ) - Or a word at all.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside, I
suggest
you
install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.

Moose

"sdf" wrote in message
...
I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't
realize
that
I'm
using the messenger

any help?

Oh, I thought I would say that even if I had sent an abuse report I wouldn't
believe you.

Companies don't act like 2 year-olds. For the simple reason that they don't
want to risk offending a potential customer (who could tell everyone they
know about the rudeness of the company).
Think about it, for all they know I could be head of the tech department for
a large company, but then decided not to choose Easynews as the company's
ISP because they offended me. That's big $ down the crapper.
And for the simple reason that it's not good public relations to offend
people.

I know you think I'm a dumbass, but I'm not that dumb.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
PMSL. I find it hard to believe that Easynews actually sent such a
message,
for one little reason; I WAS BLUFFING! I never sent an abuse report. I
just wanted to see how you would react.

Bwahahahahahahah! Now you've just proven yourself a liar.

Run along now troll.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Abuse? Since when has the first amendment been classified as abuse?
Was
I
yelling fire" in the theater? No. I was posting "Cretin in the
newsgroup!"
A significant difference. You are much more ignorant than I first
assumed.
Well, maybe just a tad more ignorant. Okay, okay, I admit it, I assumed
from the beginning that you were really, really dumb, but I tried to
heed
your advice and be polite. I guess from your point of view I failed.
Sob!

When people are exposed as prattling idiots in Usenet their final act of
desperation is to yell "ABUSE!" and then send their little complaint off
to
an ISP. There are so many complete jerkoffs like yourself that I expect
the
internet bandwidth is more significantly impacted by your abuse e-mails
than
it is by spam. At least I simply resorted to telling on you to me mum.
You're a really mean boy Cable Guy and I hate you, though I'm very sad
that
you feel abused. Does this mean we ain't gonna play no more?

You have my permission to forward this post to John Ashcroft.

Moose

p.s. I just received an e-mail from easynews asking me who the little
whinyass punk was that sent them this meaningless complaint and I
responded
that they should just ignore you and that I would take care of it. You
can
thank me later.

m.




"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Here's something to spell...
i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
[email protected]

Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for getting
her
internet cancelled.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.

I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go your
merry
way. I'm being polite here.

You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get
when
your
mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying hell
bent
toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?


Moose



"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite
clever-
but
your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling "dissimulate",
which
is
a
word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If
he
was
making
up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star
Trek
allusion
was metaphorical not literal.

dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed,
dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for
example)
under
a
feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.

As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining
this
ng,
I
suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and read
a
few
thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a
Vulcan
mind
meld.
In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self
lobotomy
kit
at
your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give up
usenet
and
consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.

Moose

"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Ur an ass moose.
It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.

BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word ) - Or a word at
all.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside,
I
suggest
you
install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.

Moose

"sdf" wrote in message
...
I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't
realize
that
I'm
using the messenger

any help?

Of course I didn't receive anything from Easynews you literal minded twit.
No one in their right mind would believe an ISP would inquire about a "whiny
ass punk". Your gullabilty is mind boggling. I give up. Flames are
utterly lost on you. See, there's an advantage to being really stupid.
You're immune from insults.

Moose

p.s. You seem very anxious for me to leave. So I will.



"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
PMSL. I find it hard to believe that Easynews actually sent such a
message,
for one little reason; I WAS BLUFFING! I never sent an abuse report. I
just wanted to see how you would react.

Bwahahahahahahah! Now you've just proven yourself a liar.

Run along now troll.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Abuse? Since when has the first amendment been classified as abuse?
Was
I
yelling fire" in the theater? No. I was posting "Cretin in the
newsgroup!"
A significant difference. You are much more ignorant than I first
assumed.
Well, maybe just a tad more ignorant. Okay, okay, I admit it, I assumed
from the beginning that you were really, really dumb, but I tried to
heed
your advice and be polite. I guess from your point of view I failed.
Sob!

When people are exposed as prattling idiots in Usenet their final act of
desperation is to yell "ABUSE!" and then send their little complaint off
to
an ISP. There are so many complete jerkoffs like yourself that I expect
the
internet bandwidth is more significantly impacted by your abuse e-mails
than
it is by spam. At least I simply resorted to telling on you to me mum.
You're a really mean boy Cable Guy and I hate you, though I'm very sad
that
you feel abused. Does this mean we ain't gonna play no more?

You have my permission to forward this post to John Ashcroft.

Moose

p.s. I just received an e-mail from easynews asking me who the little
whinyass punk was that sent them this meaningless complaint and I
responded
that they should just ignore you and that I would take care of it. You
can
thank me later.

m.




"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Here's something to spell...
i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
[email protected]

Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for getting
her
internet cancelled.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.

I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go your
merry
way. I'm being polite here.

You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get
when
your
mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying hell
bent
toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?


Moose



"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite
clever-
but
your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling "dissimulate",
which
is
a
word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If
he
was
making
up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star
Trek
allusion
was metaphorical not literal.

dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed,
dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for
example)
under
a
feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.

As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining
this
ng,
I
suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and read
a
few
thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a
Vulcan
mind
meld.
In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self
lobotomy
kit
at
your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give up
usenet
and
consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.

Moose

"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Ur an ass moose.
It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.

BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word ) - Or a word at
all.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That aside,
I
suggest
you
install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.

Moose

"sdf" wrote in message
...
I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't
realize
that
I'm
using the messenger

any help?

I love how you say something with out any sign of sarcasm or implying
anything else, and yet you think everyone should know whether or not your
being literal or not. We're not mind readers. Just because you hear voices
in your head doesn't mean you are reading other people's minds.
--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Of course I didn't receive anything from Easynews you literal minded twit.
No one in their right mind would believe an ISP would inquire about a
"whiny
ass punk". Your gullabilty is mind boggling. I give up. Flames are
utterly lost on you. See, there's an advantage to being really stupid.
You're immune from insults.

Moose

p.s. You seem very anxious for me to leave. So I will.



"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
PMSL. I find it hard to believe that Easynews actually sent such a
message,
for one little reason; I WAS BLUFFING! I never sent an abuse report. I
just wanted to see how you would react.

Bwahahahahahahah! Now you've just proven yourself a liar.

Run along now troll.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Abuse? Since when has the first amendment been classified as abuse?
Was
I
yelling fire" in the theater? No. I was posting "Cretin in the
newsgroup!"
A significant difference. You are much more ignorant than I first
assumed.
Well, maybe just a tad more ignorant. Okay, okay, I admit it, I
assumed
from the beginning that you were really, really dumb, but I tried to
heed
your advice and be polite. I guess from your point of view I failed.
Sob!

When people are exposed as prattling idiots in Usenet their final act
of
desperation is to yell "ABUSE!" and then send their little complaint
off
to
an ISP. There are so many complete jerkoffs like yourself that I
expect
the
internet bandwidth is more significantly impacted by your abuse
e-mails
than
it is by spam. At least I simply resorted to telling on you to me
mum.
You're a really mean boy Cable Guy and I hate you, though I'm very sad
that
you feel abused. Does this mean we ain't gonna play no more?

You have my permission to forward this post to John Ashcroft.

Moose

p.s. I just received an e-mail from easynews asking me who the little
whinyass punk was that sent them this meaningless complaint and I
responded
that they should just ignore you and that I would take care of it.
You
can
thank me later.

m.




"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Here's something to spell...
i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
[email protected]

Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for getting
her
internet cancelled.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.

I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go
your
merry
way. I'm being polite here.

You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get
when
your
mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying
hell
bent
toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?


Moose



"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite
clever-
but
your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling
"dissimulate",
which
is
a
word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If
he
was
making
up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star
Trek
allusion
was metaphorical not literal.

dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed,
dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for
example)
under
a
feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.

As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining
this
ng,
I
suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and
read
a
few
thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a
Vulcan
mind
meld.
In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self
lobotomy
kit
at
your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give
up
usenet
and
consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.

Moose

"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Ur an ass moose.
It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.

BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word ) - Or a word at
all.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That
aside,
I
suggest
you
install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.

Moose

"sdf" wrote in message
...
I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't
realize
that
I'm
using the messenger

any help?

Ummmm..gee thanks. You have amazing insight. You're awe inspiring... no
really, you are.

Moose

p.s. I'm afraid you really are that dumb. I could tell you that MS expects
your first born child in exchange for security updates commencing the first
of Nov. and you'd go off on the unlikliness of that and then you'd point out
the illegality of such a proposition. Jeeth Stefthan, I'm only methin' with
you.

"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Oh, I thought I would say that even if I had sent an abuse report I
wouldn't
believe you.

Companies don't act like 2 year-olds. For the simple reason that they
don't
want to risk offending a potential customer (who could tell everyone they
know about the rudeness of the company).
Think about it, for all they know I could be head of the tech department
for
a large company, but then decided not to choose Easynews as the company's
ISP because they offended me. That's big $ down the crapper.
And for the simple reason that it's not good public relations to offend
people.

I know you think I'm a dumbass, but I'm not that dumb.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
PMSL. I find it hard to believe that Easynews actually sent such a
message,
for one little reason; I WAS BLUFFING! I never sent an abuse report. I
just wanted to see how you would react.

Bwahahahahahahah! Now you've just proven yourself a liar.

Run along now troll.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Abuse? Since when has the first amendment been classified as abuse?
Was
I
yelling fire" in the theater? No. I was posting "Cretin in the
newsgroup!"
A significant difference. You are much more ignorant than I first
assumed.
Well, maybe just a tad more ignorant. Okay, okay, I admit it, I
assumed
from the beginning that you were really, really dumb, but I tried to
heed
your advice and be polite. I guess from your point of view I failed.
Sob!

When people are exposed as prattling idiots in Usenet their final act
of
desperation is to yell "ABUSE!" and then send their little complaint
off
to
an ISP. There are so many complete jerkoffs like yourself that I
expect
the
internet bandwidth is more significantly impacted by your abuse
e-mails
than
it is by spam. At least I simply resorted to telling on you to me
mum.
You're a really mean boy Cable Guy and I hate you, though I'm very sad
that
you feel abused. Does this mean we ain't gonna play no more?

You have my permission to forward this post to John Ashcroft.

Moose

p.s. I just received an e-mail from easynews asking me who the little
whinyass punk was that sent them this meaningless complaint and I
responded
that they should just ignore you and that I would take care of it.
You
can
thank me later.

m.




"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Here's something to spell...
i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
[email protected]

Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for getting
her
internet cancelled.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.

I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go
your
merry
way. I'm being polite here.

You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you get
when
your
mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying
hell
bent
toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?


Moose



"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite
clever-
but
your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling
"dissimulate",
which
is
a
word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble. If
he
was
making
up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The Star
Trek
allusion
was metaphorical not literal.

dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed,
dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for
example)
under
a
feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.

As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is ruining
this
ng,
I
suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and
read
a
few
thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a
Vulcan
mind
meld.
In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self
lobotomy
kit
at
your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give
up
usenet
and
consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.

Moose

"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Ur an ass moose.
It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.

BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word ) - Or a word at
all.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That
aside,
I
suggest
you
install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.

Moose

"sdf" wrote in message
...
I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss can't
realize
that
I'm
using the messenger

any help?

You know what? You are right. I never should have said those things.

(Tell me moose, am I being serious or sarcastic? Does it make *you* a
retard because you can't tell? By your standards, yes.)

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Ummmm..gee thanks. You have amazing insight. You're awe inspiring... no
really, you are.

Moose

p.s. I'm afraid you really are that dumb. I could tell you that MS
expects
your first born child in exchange for security updates commencing the
first
of Nov. and you'd go off on the unlikliness of that and then you'd point
out
the illegality of such a proposition. Jeeth Stefthan, I'm only methin'
with
you.

"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Oh, I thought I would say that even if I had sent an abuse report I
wouldn't
believe you.

Companies don't act like 2 year-olds. For the simple reason that they
don't
want to risk offending a potential customer (who could tell everyone
they
know about the rudeness of the company).
Think about it, for all they know I could be head of the tech department
for
a large company, but then decided not to choose Easynews as the
company's
ISP because they offended me. That's big $ down the crapper.
And for the simple reason that it's not good public relations to offend
people.

I know you think I'm a dumbass, but I'm not that dumb.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
PMSL. I find it hard to believe that Easynews actually sent such a
message,
for one little reason; I WAS BLUFFING! I never sent an abuse report.
I
just wanted to see how you would react.

Bwahahahahahahah! Now you've just proven yourself a liar.

Run along now troll.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Abuse? Since when has the first amendment been classified as abuse?
Was
I
yelling fire" in the theater? No. I was posting "Cretin in the
newsgroup!"
A significant difference. You are much more ignorant than I first
assumed.
Well, maybe just a tad more ignorant. Okay, okay, I admit it, I
assumed
from the beginning that you were really, really dumb, but I tried to
heed
your advice and be polite. I guess from your point of view I
failed.
Sob!

When people are exposed as prattling idiots in Usenet their final
act
of
desperation is to yell "ABUSE!" and then send their little complaint
off
to
an ISP. There are so many complete jerkoffs like yourself that I
expect
the
internet bandwidth is more significantly impacted by your abuse
e-mails
than
it is by spam. At least I simply resorted to telling on you to me
mum.
You're a really mean boy Cable Guy and I hate you, though I'm very
sad
that
you feel abused. Does this mean we ain't gonna play no more?

You have my permission to forward this post to John Ashcroft.

Moose

p.s. I just received an e-mail from easynews asking me who the
little
whinyass punk was that sent them this meaningless complaint and I
responded
that they should just ignore you and that I would take care of it.
You
can
thank me later.

m.




"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Here's something to spell...
i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t a-b-u-s-e r-e-p-o-r-t s-e-n-t t-o
[email protected]

Lock your door, your mom will be coming in to spank you for
getting
her
internet cancelled.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Somes laugh and somes don't laugh.

I meant to be rude. If it offends thee,then killfile me and go
your
merry
way. I'm being polite here.

You can now return to suppressing those unspeakable urges you
get
when
your
mum is around. I'm not being polite here and in fact am flying
hell
bent
toward the pale. Can you spell k-i-l-l-f-i-l-e?


Moose



"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
I do have a sense of humour -in fact, your insults are quite
clever-
but
your post was pure rudeness, with no humour in it.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
I may have erroneously assumed he was misspelling
"dissimulate",
which
is
a
word, and it seemed to fit into the context of his babble.
If
he
was
making
up a word, then he's simply being incomprehensible. The
Star
Trek
allusion
was metaphorical not literal.

dis-sim-u-late (di-simy-lat)v. dis-sim-u-lat-ed,
dis-sim-u-lat-ing,
dis-sim-u-lates.v. tr. To disguise (one's intentions, for
example)
under
a
feigned appearance. See Synonyms at disguise.

As for you, Cable Guy, if you think my scathing wit is
ruining
this
ng,
I
suggest that you check into alt.mysenseofhumorsucks.com and
read
a
few
thousand threads in order to effect something similar to a
Vulcan
mind
meld.
In lieu of that, try purchasing the newly released OTC self
lobotomy
kit
at
your corner drugstore. If both of those cures fail then give
up
usenet
and
consider belly button lint sculpting as a hobby.

Moose

"Comp Guy" wrote in message
...
Ur an ass moose.
It's people like you that ruin these newsgroups.

BTW, disimulate is not a star trek word ) - Or a word
at
all.

--
Please be polite.
------
"Moose" wrote in message
...
Huh? Are you, by chance some Trekkie has been? That
aside,
I
suggest
you
install a dissimulator and then use it on yourself.

Moose

"sdf" wrote in message
...
I need a skin that can disimulate well and my boss
can't
realize
that
I'm
using the messenger

any help?