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On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 13:38:34 -0400, Adam Count Dracula's Son Albright
wrote: I am going to call the FBI to see if you can't be deported as a terrorist. US Immigration should have never let you into the US. What a load of crap. -- Top 10 Conservative Idiots: http://journals.democraticunderground.com/top10 |
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Michael Moore's Sicko
On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 14:14:33 -0400, "KickinChicken"
wrote: I once got a notice that I left my garage door slightly open at the bottom to allow cat to come and go. We have a code that garage doors are to be closed unless you are physically in the garage. So, if I drop dead due to lack of health care, I guess my last effort had best be to close the garage doo Wacky! Guess the cops in your town don't have much to do. Or do you have some prissy "Homeowners Association"? -- Top 10 Conservative Idiots: http://journals.democraticunderground.com/top10 |
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Michael Moore's Sicko
Paul Knudsen wrote:
On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 13:38:34 -0400, Adam Count Dracula's Son Albright wrote: I am going to call the FBI to see if you can't be deported as a terrorist. US Immigration should have never let you into the US. My mama dumped a load of crap. And guess what? It was me. ;-) |
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Michael Moore's Sicko
On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 19:13:43 -0700, Paul Knudsen
wrote: On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 14:14:33 -0400, "KickinChicken" wrote: I once got a notice that I left my garage door slightly open at the bottom to allow cat to come and go. We have a code that garage doors are to be closed unless you are physically in the garage. So, if I drop dead due to lack of health care, I guess my last effort had best be to close the garage doo Wacky! Guess the cops in your town don't have much to do. Or do you have some prissy "Homeowners Association"? We got both. :-( This is an idea how slow things are. I live at the end of a cul-de-sac, about 300 feet to a cross street. A couple summers ago I was on the way to the store only going 25 MPH tops and at the end of the block some kid ran into the street chasing a basketball without really looking. I braked hard and didn't even come close to hitting him, but the brakes squealed. Mommy dearest must have been watching from the window. I didn't really give it a second thought since the kid had one of those gee I'm sorry mister looks, so I went on my way without saying a thing, just giving the kid the stern look treatment which was enough for him to hightail it into his house. About an hour later I'm back home awhile and there's a uniformed lady cop leaning on my front doorbell. I figure oh they are begging for some donation for some nutty thing again. I open the door and she tells me we got a report of "reckless" driving so I came over to warn you. I have a blank look on my face I guess, saying what? Recovering I say, oh you mean when I braked hard so I wouldn't run into some reckless kid that dashed into the street without looking? The cop says yes. Now I'm getting mad, I ask you're telling me you actually come out over an hour after the incident that really wasn't an incident to begin with and have the nerve to try to lecture me for braking? Now the cop is on the defensive probably realizing how dumb what she still did looks from my prospective and starts to retreat, mumbling something about I should be more careful as she hurries back to her squad car. That did it. Now I AM mad. I yell at her you better get the hell out of here or I'm calling your watch commander (who I happen to know, used to bowl with him in a league). I guess they have to go if the dispatcher sends them, but this is absurd. No, our town doesn't have much crime. I guess they call all cars if somebody forgets to turn their sprinkler off on time. I better check, that may be a felony in our town. ;-) |
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Michael Moore's Sicko
"Adam Albright" wrote in message ... On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 19:13:43 -0700, Paul Knudsen wrote: On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 14:14:33 -0400, "KickinChicken" wrote: I once got a notice that I left my garage door slightly open at the bottom to allow cat to come and go. We have a code that garage doors are to be closed unless you are physically in the garage. So, if I drop dead due to lack of health care, I guess my last effort had best be to close the garage doo Wacky! Guess the cops in your town don't have much to do. Or do you have some prissy "Homeowners Association"? We got both. :-( This is an idea how slow things are. I live at the end of a cul-de-sac, about 300 feet to a cross street. A couple summers ago I was on the way to the store only going 25 MPH tops and at the end of the block some kid ran into the street chasing a basketball without really looking. I braked hard and didn't even come close to hitting him, but the brakes squealed. Mommy dearest must have been watching from the window. I didn't really give it a second thought since the kid had one of those gee I'm sorry mister looks, so I went on my way without saying a thing, just giving the kid the stern look treatment which was enough for him to hightail it into his house. About an hour later I'm back home awhile and there's a uniformed lady cop leaning on my front doorbell. I figure oh they are begging for some donation for some nutty thing again. I open the door and she tells me we got a report of "reckless" driving so I came over to warn you. I have a blank look on my face I guess, saying what? Recovering I say, oh you mean when I braked hard so I wouldn't run into some reckless kid that dashed into the street without looking? The cop says yes. Now I'm getting mad, I ask you're telling me you actually come out over an hour after the incident that really wasn't an incident to begin with and have the nerve to try to lecture me for braking? Now the cop is on the defensive probably realizing how dumb what she still did looks from my prospective and starts to retreat, mumbling something about I should be more careful as she hurries back to her squad car. That did it. Now I AM mad. I yell at her you better get the hell out of here or I'm calling your watch commander (who I happen to know, used to bowl with him in a league). I guess they have to go if the dispatcher sends them, but this is absurd. No, our town doesn't have much crime. I guess they call all cars if somebody forgets to turn their sprinkler off on time. I better check, that may be a felony in our town. ;-) Adam wasn't that a bit harsh on the poor girl, who was only reporting on what she had been told ? |
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