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  #181  
Old August 27th 07, 03:11 AM posted to microsoft.public.windowsxp.general,microsoft.public.windows.vista.general
Paul Knudsen
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On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 13:38:34 -0400, Adam Count Dracula's Son Albright
wrote:

I am going to call the FBI to see if you can't be deported as a
terrorist. US Immigration should have never let you into the US.


What a load of crap.
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Old August 27th 07, 03:13 AM posted to microsoft.public.windowsxp.general,microsoft.public.windows.vista.general
Paul Knudsen
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On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 14:14:33 -0400, "KickinChicken"
wrote:

I once got a notice that I left my garage door slightly open at the bottom
to allow cat to come and go. We have a code that garage doors are to be
closed unless you are physically in the garage.
So, if I drop dead due to lack of health care, I guess my last effort had
best be to close the garage doo


Wacky! Guess the cops in your town don't have much to do. Or do you
have some prissy "Homeowners Association"?
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  #183  
Old August 27th 07, 04:18 AM posted to microsoft.public.windowsxp.general,microsoft.public.windows.vista.general
Adam Count Dracula's Son Albright
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Paul Knudsen wrote:
On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 13:38:34 -0400, Adam Count Dracula's Son Albright
wrote:

I am going to call the FBI to see if you can't be deported as a
terrorist. US Immigration should have never let you into the US.


My mama dumped a load of crap. And guess what? It was me. ;-)

  #184  
Old August 27th 07, 04:36 AM posted to microsoft.public.windowsxp.general,microsoft.public.windows.vista.general
Adam Albright
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On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 19:13:43 -0700, Paul Knudsen
wrote:

On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 14:14:33 -0400, "KickinChicken"
wrote:

I once got a notice that I left my garage door slightly open at the bottom
to allow cat to come and go. We have a code that garage doors are to be
closed unless you are physically in the garage.
So, if I drop dead due to lack of health care, I guess my last effort had
best be to close the garage doo


Wacky! Guess the cops in your town don't have much to do. Or do you
have some prissy "Homeowners Association"?


We got both. :-(

This is an idea how slow things are. I live at the end of a
cul-de-sac, about 300 feet to a cross street. A couple summers ago I
was on the way to the store only going 25 MPH tops and at the end of
the block some kid ran into the street chasing a basketball without
really looking. I braked hard and didn't even come close to hitting
him, but the brakes squealed. Mommy dearest must have been watching
from the window. I didn't really give it a second thought since the
kid had one of those gee I'm sorry mister looks, so I went on my way
without saying a thing, just giving the kid the stern look treatment
which was enough for him to hightail it into his house.

About an hour later I'm back home awhile and there's a uniformed lady
cop leaning on my front doorbell. I figure oh they are begging for
some donation for some nutty thing again. I open the door and she
tells me we got a report of "reckless" driving so I came over to warn
you.

I have a blank look on my face I guess, saying what? Recovering I say,
oh you mean when I braked hard so I wouldn't run into some reckless
kid that dashed into the street without looking? The cop says yes. Now
I'm getting mad, I ask you're telling me you actually come out over an
hour after the incident that really wasn't an incident to begin with
and have the nerve to try to lecture me for braking?

Now the cop is on the defensive probably realizing how dumb what she
still did looks from my prospective and starts to retreat, mumbling
something about I should be more careful as she hurries back to her
squad car. That did it. Now I AM mad. I yell at her you better get the
hell out of here or I'm calling your watch commander (who I happen to
know, used to bowl with him in a league). I guess they have to go if
the dispatcher sends them, but this is absurd.

No, our town doesn't have much crime. I guess they call all cars if
somebody forgets to turn their sprinkler off on time. I better check,
that may be a felony in our town. ;-)


  #185  
Old August 28th 07, 09:51 AM posted to microsoft.public.windowsxp.general,microsoft.public.windows.vista.general
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"Adam Albright" wrote in message
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On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 19:13:43 -0700, Paul Knudsen
wrote:

On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 14:14:33 -0400, "KickinChicken"
wrote:

I once got a notice that I left my garage door slightly open at the
bottom
to allow cat to come and go. We have a code that garage doors are to be
closed unless you are physically in the garage.
So, if I drop dead due to lack of health care, I guess my last effort had
best be to close the garage doo


Wacky! Guess the cops in your town don't have much to do. Or do you
have some prissy "Homeowners Association"?


We got both. :-(

This is an idea how slow things are. I live at the end of a
cul-de-sac, about 300 feet to a cross street. A couple summers ago I
was on the way to the store only going 25 MPH tops and at the end of
the block some kid ran into the street chasing a basketball without
really looking. I braked hard and didn't even come close to hitting
him, but the brakes squealed. Mommy dearest must have been watching
from the window. I didn't really give it a second thought since the
kid had one of those gee I'm sorry mister looks, so I went on my way
without saying a thing, just giving the kid the stern look treatment
which was enough for him to hightail it into his house.

About an hour later I'm back home awhile and there's a uniformed lady
cop leaning on my front doorbell. I figure oh they are begging for
some donation for some nutty thing again. I open the door and she
tells me we got a report of "reckless" driving so I came over to warn
you.

I have a blank look on my face I guess, saying what? Recovering I say,
oh you mean when I braked hard so I wouldn't run into some reckless
kid that dashed into the street without looking? The cop says yes. Now
I'm getting mad, I ask you're telling me you actually come out over an
hour after the incident that really wasn't an incident to begin with
and have the nerve to try to lecture me for braking?

Now the cop is on the defensive probably realizing how dumb what she
still did looks from my prospective and starts to retreat, mumbling
something about I should be more careful as she hurries back to her
squad car. That did it. Now I AM mad. I yell at her you better get the
hell out of here or I'm calling your watch commander (who I happen to
know, used to bowl with him in a league). I guess they have to go if
the dispatcher sends them, but this is absurd.

No, our town doesn't have much crime. I guess they call all cars if
somebody forgets to turn their sprinkler off on time. I better check,
that may be a felony in our town. ;-)


Adam wasn't that a bit harsh on the poor girl, who was only reporting on
what she had been told ?





 




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