beep command (or other "internal speaker" utility)?

On Mon, 06 Feb 2017 00:30:16 -0000, J. P. Gilliver (John)
wrote:

In message , micky
writes:
In microsoft.public.windowsxp.general, on Sun, 5 Feb 2017 16:54:32
+0000, "J. P. Gilliver (John)" wrote:


"In the _car_-park? What are you doing there?" "Parking cars, what
else does one
do in a car-park?" (First series, fit the fifth.)

How come Americans drive on parkways and park on driveways.

Is that true in the UK?

The latter half certainly is; we don't have anything we call "parkways"
as a general thing, though I know of at least one road called Parkway
(through Chelmsford, Essex).

There are several railway stations called Parkway (Tiverton Bristol and
Didcot spring to mind).
It implies that the station isn't that near the town! Gosh, there's lots!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...ons_in_Britain

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Bah, and indeed, Humbug