Microsoft Service Agreement - changing effective 28-December-2018

Microsoft is changing its service agreement effective 28/12/2018. Users
have to prove that they are intelligent enough to use Windows 10 version
1809 and upwards. Users have to pass a Microsoft Test in Windows before
they can use any Microsoft products.

https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/servicesagreement/upcoming.aspx

Good luck.


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On 11/16/2018 10:13 AM, 😉 Good Guy 😉 wrote:

Microsoft is changing its service agreement effective 28/12/2018. Users
have to prove that they are intelligent enough to use Windows 10 version
1809 and upwards. Users have to pass a Microsoft Test in Windows before
they can use any Microsoft products.

https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/servicesagreement/upcoming.aspx

Good luck.

You should always know where your data is, right? So Micro$oft is trying
to avoid lawsuits regarding data loss when releasing a Window$ Update?
That's really ridiculous! It's like making murder not a crime.

There was never a user data loss back in the days of Win 98, WinXP and
Win 7!

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On 11/16/2018 10:13 AM, 😉 Good Guy 😉 wrote:

Microsoft is changing its service agreement effective 28/12/2018. Users
have to prove that they are intelligent enough to use Windows 10 version
1809 and upwards. Users have to pass a Microsoft Test in Windows before
they can use any Microsoft products.

https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/servicesagreement/upcoming.aspx

Good luck.

And does this piece of news meant Micro$oft *CONFESSED* that she
DELIBERATELY erase user files in a recent Window$ 10 Update? Oh well...

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½�¦Ò¼{ºî´© (CSSA):
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On 11/15/18 18:13, 😉 Good Guy 😉 wrote:

Microsoft is changing its service agreement effective 28/12/2018. Users
have to prove that they are intelligent enough to use Windows 10 version
1809 and upwards. Users have to pass a Microsoft Test in Windows before
they can use any Microsoft products.

https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/servicesagreement/upcoming.aspx

Good luck.



"Don’t engage in activity that is harmful to you, the Services or others
(e.g. transmitting viruses, stalking, posting terrorist content,
communicating hate speech or advocating violence against others)."

Yes. because we ALL KNOW that SUPPORTING DONALD TRUMP [which I do, of
course] constitutes "hate speech" and so my Win-10-nic access will be
TERMINATED FORTHWITH because _I_ am not a LEFTIST TOADIE.

Being a "hyper male" of course is automatically "advocating violence
against others". You know, that "toxic masculinity".

And VOTING REPUBLICAN is "harmful to me" [according to *THEM*]

Yes, BIG NANNY MICRO-****, I'll just say "Thanks" for the UNWANTED
****ING PARENTING, YOU SMUG, ARROGANT ****HEADS!!!

It's "yet another reason" to *NOT* use Win-10-nic!!! [because 'as a
service' will be CRAMMED UP YOUR ASS, eventually]


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Big Bad Bob wrote:
On 11/15/18 18:13, 😉 Good Guy 😉 wrote:

Microsoft is changing its service agreement effective 28/12/2018.
Users have to prove that they are intelligent enough to use Windows 10
version 1809 and upwards. Users have to pass a Microsoft Test in
Windows before they can use any Microsoft products.

https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/servicesagreement/upcoming.aspx

Good luck.



"Don’t engage in activity

Yes, Bob. Whatever, Bob.

Does Bobs Rant-O-Matic come with a coffee
and donut break ? Or a muffin basket ?

Paul