Microsoft Office 2016 for free with just a command!

Another goody for you, Microsoft Office 2016 for free with just a
command!

Here is Camtasia movie showing the activation of MS Office pro plus
with just a command file.

https://bit.ly/2QOFSAp

You can checkout the command file by opening it with notepad. Nothing
is installed on your system.


This is a link to a genuine Retail MSDN Office 2016 iso:

en_office_professional_plus_2016_x86_x64_dvd_69621 41.iso

https://bit.ly/2DhcmAB


Check it with Windows and Office Genuine ISO Verifier at:

https://www.majorgeeks.com/files/image/14794.html

Here is the result: https://bit.ly/2pr7orf


The usual way to activate MS Office is to use AutoKMS, but we don't
like to install cracks like that onto our machine. This command file
is much better because nothing is installed on your computer.

This is a link to the 1click command that will activate office for 6
months. You will have to run the command again in 6 months to activate
it again. You can check out the command in notepad by making a copy
and changing .cmd to .txt, then notepad will open it.

https://bit.ly/2xu27DU


I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild

Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.

--
Joel Crump

Joel wrote:
Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.


So you're saying only well-to-do users deserve Office and poor folks can
just get ****ed??? And don't bring up libre Office as it's nowhere the
same as MS Office.

Johnson wrote:


Another goody for you, Microsoft Office 2016 for free with just a
command!

Here is Camtasia movie showing the activation of MS Office pro plus
with just a command file.

https://bit.ly/2QOFSAp

You can checkout the command file by opening it with notepad. Nothing
is installed on your system.


This is a link to a genuine Retail MSDN Office 2016 iso:

en_office_professional_plus_2016_x86_x64_dvd_69621 41.iso

https://bit.ly/2DhcmAB


Check it with Windows and Office Genuine ISO Verifier at:

https://www.majorgeeks.com/files/image/14794.html

Here is the result: https://bit.ly/2pr7orf


The usual way to activate MS Office is to use AutoKMS, but we don't
like to install cracks like that onto our machine. This command file
is much better because nothing is installed on your computer.

This is a link to the 1click command that will activate office for 6
months. You will have to run the command again in 6 months to activate
it again. You can check out the command in notepad by making a copy
and changing .cmd to .txt, then notepad will open it.

https://bit.ly/2xu27DU


I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild

Use Libre Office, that might **** them off too. (Used it anyway, even
if it doesn't.)

On 09/19/2018 10:32 PM, Johnson wrote:

snipped

This is a link to the 1click command that will activate office for 6
months. You will have to run the command again in 6 months to activate
it again. You can check out the command in notepad by making a copy
and changing .cmd to .txt, then notepad will open it.
I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild

You don't have to change the cmd to txt, just right click and do 'open
with' and find notepad and use it. Just don't check the 'remember' box.

On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 12:49:22 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Joel wrote:
Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.


So you're saying only well-to-do users deserve Office and poor folks can
just get ****ed??? And don't bring up libre Office as it's nowhere the
same as MS Office.

What do this "****ed" poor folks need MS Office for?
They could easily use libre office to make list of things they can't buy.
If they are too poor for MS Office, where'd the computer come from?

--
Brick Mortar

Brick wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 12:49:22 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Joel wrote:
Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.


So you're saying only well-to-do users deserve Office and poor folks can
just get ****ed??? And don't bring up libre Office as it's nowhere the
same as MS Office.

What do this "****ed" poor folks need MS Office for?

Improve their lives?

They could easily use libre office to make list of things they can't buy.
If they are too poor for MS Office, where'd the computer come from?


Second hand computers are quite cheap, stupid frat boy.

On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 15:26:11 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Brick wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 12:49:22 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Joel wrote:
Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.


So you're saying only well-to-do users deserve Office and poor folks can
just get ****ed??? And don't bring up libre Office as it's nowhere the
same as MS Office.

What do this "****ed" poor folks need MS Office for?

Improve their lives?

You don't say.
How does that work?


They could easily use libre office to make list of things they can't buy.
If they are too poor for MS Office, where'd the computer come from?


Second hand computers are quite cheap, stupid frat boy.

Define cheap.
New computers are cheap, stupid broke person.

--
Brick Mortar

Brick wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 15:26:11 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Brick wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 12:49:22 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Joel wrote:
Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.


So you're saying only well-to-do users deserve Office and poor folks can
just get ****ed??? And don't bring up libre Office as it's nowhere the
same as MS Office.

What do this "****ed" poor folks need MS Office for?

Improve their lives?

You don't say.
How does that work?

If you have to ask, you'll never know.


They could easily use libre office to make list of things they can't buy.
If they are too poor for MS Office, where'd the computer come from?


Second hand computers are quite cheap, stupid frat boy.

Define cheap.

50 bucks or less.

New computers are cheap, stupid broke person.


Some are, some aren't. Mine cost 3 grand, stupid ignorant asshole.

On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 15:41:10 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Brick wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 15:26:11 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Brick wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 12:49:22 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Joel wrote:
Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.


So you're saying only well-to-do users deserve Office and poor folks can
just get ****ed??? And don't bring up libre Office as it's nowhere the
same as MS Office.

What do this "****ed" poor folks need MS Office for?

Improve their lives?

You don't say.
How does that work?

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

That's because having MS Office on a home PC in itself generates no income.



They could easily use libre office to make list of things they can't buy.
If they are too poor for MS Office, where'd the computer come from?


Second hand computers are quite cheap, stupid frat boy.

Define cheap.

50 bucks or less.


For a computer, or for a dinner?

New computers are cheap, stupid broke person.


Some are, some aren't. Mine cost 3 grand, stupid ignorant asshole.

If some are, then poor folk can buy things without resorting to theft.
Non problem solved, genius.

3 grand?
Mom must've been ****ed.

--
Brick Mortar

Brick wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 15:41:10 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Brick wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 15:26:11 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Brick wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 12:49:22 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Joel wrote:
Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.


So you're saying only well-to-do users deserve Office and poor folks can
just get ****ed??? And don't bring up libre Office as it's nowhere the
same as MS Office.

What do this "****ed" poor folks need MS Office for?

Improve their lives?

You don't say.
How does that work?

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

That's because having MS Office on a home PC in itself generates no income.



They could easily use libre office to make list of things they can't buy.
If they are too poor for MS Office, where'd the computer come from?


Second hand computers are quite cheap, stupid frat boy.

Define cheap.

50 bucks or less.


For a computer, or for a dinner?

Yawn.


New computers are cheap, stupid broke person.


Some are, some aren't. Mine cost 3 grand, stupid ignorant asshole.

If some are, then poor folk can buy things without resorting to theft.
Non problem solved, genius.

I'm not a poor folk, stupid.


3 grand?
Mom must've been ****ed.


I'm 72 and my mother passed away in 93 Got any more stupid comments
you'd like to make before I plonk your stupid ass?

On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 16:42:16 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Brick wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 15:41:10 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Brick wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 15:26:11 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Brick wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 12:49:22 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Joel wrote:
Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.


So you're saying only well-to-do users deserve Office and poor folks can
just get ****ed??? And don't bring up libre Office as it's nowhere the
same as MS Office.

What do this "****ed" poor folks need MS Office for?

Improve their lives?

You don't say.
How does that work?

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

That's because having MS Office on a home PC in itself generates no income.



They could easily use libre office to make list of things they can't buy.
If they are too poor for MS Office, where'd the computer come from?


Second hand computers are quite cheap, stupid frat boy.

Define cheap.

50 bucks or less.


For a computer, or for a dinner?

Yawn.

Take a nap.


New computers are cheap, stupid broke person.


Some are, some aren't. Mine cost 3 grand, stupid ignorant asshole.

If some are, then poor folk can buy things without resorting to theft.
Non problem solved, genius.

I'm not a poor folk, stupid.

Reading comprehension is the first thing to go.


3 grand?
Mom must've been ****ed.


I'm 72 and my mother passed away in 93 Got any more stupid comments
you'd like to make before I plonk your stupid ass?

Plonk away, geezer.
Your argument for theft was weak anyway.

--
Brick Mortar

On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 03:46:39 -0400, Joel wrote:

Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.

Can you define "not safe to use", I laugh when people make blanket
statements but supply no facts. This shows your ignorance, not mine.

This is a simple script to activate Office via a friendly kms server.
Nothing unsafe here. Open it in notepad and read it. Tricking KMS
activation has been a thing for a long, long time now. I use a script
but there are a lot of KMS activation tools out there. Microsoft knows
about this but does nothing to stop it because they don't really care
all that much. If they cared at all, MS could fix this but they choose
not to. Why?

MS is after businesses but not little people. Little people would
never buy overpriced MS products anyway, so MS is not losing a cent
there. No business is going to take a chance, though, cuz MS will sue
their asses off. Business is where the money is and MS knows it.

I wish I could find the article written by a MS person. He said
something like "if you are going to pirate software, let it be MS
software. People who try the software may someday buy it. The article
said it so much better than me but I can't find it.

It is not hard to set up a kms server to activate Windows products. I
read an interesting tutorial about this last night. MS even supplies
the neccessary certificates for activation, according to the article.
To be clear, I have not got the time or inclination to run a kms
server and have no more knowledge about this than what I read in the
tutorial. It sounds super easy.

Stay tuned folks, I will soon be posting links to open, public MSDN
sites. Nothing fishy about the sites but most people don't know where
to find them. Everything from Windows 3.1, XP, Vista, Win 7, 8.1, to
all versions of Windows 10, LTSB and soon LTSC, all versions of MS
Orifice and much more. You can use the Windows and Office Genuine ISO
Verifier to make sure these are the real deal. One of these libraries
belongs to a senior MDL (My Digital Life forum) member. Great forum,
btw. Those that don't like my posts should killfile me now as I have
much more on tap.

On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 11:25:20 -0700, Johnson, thunk thusly:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 03:46:39 -0400, Joel wrote:

Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.

Can you define "not safe to use", I laugh when people make blanket
statements but supply no facts. This shows your ignorance, not mine.

This is a simple script to activate Office via a friendly kms server.
Nothing unsafe here. Open it in notepad and read it. Tricking KMS
activation has been a thing for a long, long time now. I use a script
but there are a lot of KMS activation tools out there. Microsoft knows
about this but does nothing to stop it because they don't really care
all that much. If they cared at all, MS could fix this but they choose
not to. Why?

MS is after businesses but not little people. Little people would
never buy overpriced MS products anyway, so MS is not losing a cent
there. No business is going to take a chance, though, cuz MS will sue
their asses off. Business is where the money is and MS knows it.

I wish I could find the article written by a MS person. He said
something like "if you are going to pirate software, let it be MS
software. People who try the software may someday buy it. The article
said it so much better than me but I can't find it.

It is not hard to set up a kms server to activate Windows products. I
read an interesting tutorial about this last night. MS even supplies
the neccessary certificates for activation, according to the article.
To be clear, I have not got the time or inclination to run a kms
server and have no more knowledge about this than what I read in the
tutorial. It sounds super easy.

Stay tuned folks, I will soon be posting links to open, public MSDN
sites. Nothing fishy about the sites but most people don't know where
to find them. Everything from Windows 3.1, XP, Vista, Win 7, 8.1, to
all versions of Windows 10, LTSB and soon LTSC, all versions of MS
Orifice and much more. You can use the Windows and Office Genuine ISO
Verifier to make sure these are the real deal. One of these libraries
belongs to a senior MDL (My Digital Life forum) member. Great forum,
btw. Those that don't like my posts should killfile me now as I have
much more on tap.

You better hurry.
Poor people everywhere need MS Office to better their lives

--
Brick Mortar

Big Al wrote:

This is a link to the 1click command that will activate office for 6
months. You will have to run the command again in 6 months to activate
it again. You can check out the command in notepad by making a copy
and changing .cmd to .txt, then notepad will open it.
I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild

You don't have to change the cmd to txt, just right click and do 'open
with' and find notepad and use it. Just don't check the 'remember' box.

I have a valid copy of Office 2007, which is giving me a PITA response when
I put it on re-imaged Windows machines, saying that the number of licenses
is used up even though it's not in use anywhere.

I'm still within my 30 uses so I haven't called Microsoft yet since the
Internet activation fails.

I wonder if this 2016 KMS??? method will work for the 2007 MS Office.
Does it?