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Old December 4th 17, 12:56 PM posted to alt.comp.os.windows-10
Good Guy[_2_]
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I am looking for another marketing guy who can publicise my posts and my
name. He or she has to use my name and my credentials and he/she has to
be an American. I don't pay a penny but I like to hire American bozos
for free and use them to benefit my agenda.

The bozo I hired is on strike and he has now started using another nym
despite clear instructions to him that he has to use my own nym namely
"Good Guy . However, he turned out to be a
very stupid person with no brains at all. something went wrong when he
was born. Could be his mums drug habits and hos father's violence in
the family. Either way he may never work for me but my door is always
open for him to resume work as long as he uses my nym.

Publicity can be anything as I strongly believe that there is no such
thing as bad publicity.

Publicising Windows 10 is a must!!!!!!!!! to irritate users here and
else where.




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Old December 4th 17, 09:51 PM posted to alt.comp.os.windows-10
Peter Jason
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On Mon, 4 Dec 2017 12:56:44 +0000, Good Guy
wrote:

** Elided self-promotion **

Publicity can be anything as I strongly believe that there is no such
thing as bad publicity.

Publicising Windows 10 is a must!!!!!!!!! to irritate users here and
else where.


Better FIX Windows10 then.

I had my own selected photo (a large rotund furry Siberian pussy cat)
on my login screen, but this has now defaulted back to the boring
beige-bourgeois Win10 view of nothing in particular!

Why does this happen?

Desperate!
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Old December 4th 17, 10:10 PM posted to alt.comp.os.windows-10
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On Tue, 05 Dec 2017 08:51:13 +1100
Peter Jason wrote:

On Mon, 4 Dec 2017 12:56:44 +0000, Good Guy
wrote:

** Elided self-promotion **

Publicity can be anything as I strongly believe that there is no
such thing as bad publicity.

Publicising Windows 10 is a must!!!!!!!!! to irritate users here and
else where.


Better FIX Windows10 then.

I had my own selected photo (a large rotund furry Siberian pussy cat)
on my login screen, but this has now defaulted back to the boring
beige-bourgeois Win10 view of nothing in particular!

Why does this happen?

Desperate!


It happens because Microsoft wants you to know, you do not have control
of your computer when using Windows 10, Microsoft does.

Use Linux Mint Mate 18.3 and take complete control of your computer.

https://blog.linuxmint.com/?p=3458

Update only when you want to.

Updates take a few minutes not hours.

Installation takes less than thirty minutes, including updates.

It doesn't collect information and call home.





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Old December 4th 17, 10:24 PM posted to alt.comp.os.windows-10
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On 12/4/2017 7:56 AM, Good Guy wrote:
The bozo I hired is on strike and he has now started using another nym
despite clear instructions to him that he has to use my own nym namely
"Good Guy .Â* However, he turned out to be a
very stupid person with no brains at all.


My vote is that the bozo who hired him is the problem.

GrtArtiste
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Old December 5th 17, 05:49 AM posted to alt.comp.os.windows-10
Cows are nice
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So it's Mon, 04 Dec 2017 12:56:44 +0000, and Good Guy says:

I am looking for another marketing guy who can publicise my posts and my
name.

Publicity can be anything as I strongly believe that there is no such
thing as bad publicity.


Good Guy urinal mats will be available on eBay in time for Christmas.
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Old December 5th 17, 12:48 PM posted to alt.comp.os.windows-10
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On 05/12/2017 05:49, Cows are nice wrote:
So it's Mon, 04 Dec 2017 12:56:44 +0000, and Good Guy says:

I am looking for another marketing guy who can publicise my posts and my
name.

Publicity can be anything as I strongly believe that there is no such
thing as bad publicity.

Good Guy urinal mats will be available on eBay in time for Christmas.


Very useful. One more source of revenue as Christmas approaches rapidly!

Now can you tell me why have stopped my name in your posts? You are
under a contract (implied contract, of course.) that you shall use the
name "Good Guy" to post here. Using "Cows are nice" says something
about your intelligence and lack of imagination. Were you so stupid
since you were born or did this happen because of your drug abuse like
your mum who worked as a street prostitute?

It's unfortunate that we don't get intelligent slaves these days.
Perhaps we should bring back negros who can work hard and are loyal.


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Old December 5th 17, 07:35 PM posted to alt.comp.os.windows-10
Good Guy[_2_]
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On 04/12/2017 21:51, Peter Jason wrote:
Better FIX Windows10 then.

I had my own selected photo (a large rotund furry Siberian pussy cat)
on my login screen, but this has now defaulted back to the boring
beige-bourgeois Win10 view of nothing in particular!

Why does this happen?

Desperate!



Try this:

1) Settings Personalization;
2) Now choose Lock Screen;
3) On the Right side under background choose "Picture". This is a
drop-down item (Windows Spotlight, Picture, slide-show);
4) Now click on the Browse button;
5) Choose your picture;
6) The rest is intuitive for the intelligent person;

Just make sure you have set to On the selection for 2Show Lock Screen
Background picture on the Sign-In-Screen.

My cleaner (called "Cows are nice") doesn't know this but now that I am
suggesting this, he would know. that is the beauty of these newsgroups.


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Old December 5th 17, 07:38 PM posted to alt.comp.os.windows-10
Good Guy[_2_]
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On 04/12/2017 22:10, Johnny wrote:

Update only when you want to.

Updates take a few minutes not hours.

Installation takes less than thirty minutes, including updates.

It doesn't collect information and call home.







But you forgot to say that it can't do anything useful such that Linux
junkies spend their time on Windows 10 newsgroup because they are so
bored looking at a dumb machine whole day long. With windows there is
always something creative and useful to be done.



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Old December 6th 17, 12:56 AM posted to alt.comp.os.windows-10
Peter Jason
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On Tue, 5 Dec 2017 19:35:24 +0000, Good Guy
wrote:


Just make sure you have set to On the selection for 2Show Lock Screen
Background picture on the Sign-In-Screen.


.....wot's this mean?
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Old December 6th 17, 01:23 AM posted to alt.comp.os.windows-10
Good Guy[_2_]
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On 06/12/2017 00:56, Peter Jason wrote:
On Tue, 5 Dec 2017 19:35:24 +0000, Good Guy
wrote:

Just make sure you have set to On the selection for 2Show Lock Screen
Background picture on the Sign-In-Screen.

....wot's this mean?


See this picture Pumpkin:

https://i.imgur.com/PXQyoop.png https://i.imgur.com/PXQyoop.png

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