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Old August 25th 16, 08:09 PM posted to alt.comp.os.windows-8
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Wife gets naked and asks hubby: “What turns you on more, my pretty face
or my sexy body?” Hubby looks her up and down and replies: “Your sense
of humor!” (Hospital visiting hours are from 5:00 to 6:00.)


A guy’s wife is back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex
movie last night, and all he did was suggest they should hold auditions
for her part. (His viewing will be Saturday from 7:00 till 8:30.)


I’ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could
spell disaster.


My wife packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door. She
screamed: “I wish you a slow and painful death, you *******!” I
replied: “Oh, so now you want me to stay!”


The other night, my wife asked me how many women I’d slept with. I told
her: “Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!” (The doctor
says I should be able to see again in about ten days. The broken arm
will take about a month.)
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