Your Services Agreement made clearer

On 08/07/2019 01:30, Idaho Homo Joe wrote:
Since I've purchased a new gaming pc
with Microsoft Windows 10, my penis
quivers whenever I see the Microsoft logo.

wear condoms. Homosexuals catch AIDS.

Microsoft is updating the Services Agreement, which applies to your use
of Microsoft consumer online products and services. They're making these
updates to clarify the terms and ensure that they remain transparent for
you, as well as to cover new Microsoft products, services and features.

These updates, which are summarised in the link below, will take effect
on _*30 August 2019*_. If you continue to use their products or services
on or after 30 August 2019, you are deemed to agree to the updated terms
of the Microsoft Services Agreement.

Briefly, you dictate what should run on your machine and you are
entitled to swear at your computer if something doesn't work including
banging and smashing it in to pieces if need be. what you can't do is
to blame Microsoft programmers because they know that you are a complete
idiot not to know how to use Windows 10 machine. You can read about it he

The FAQ (or some call it ****) is for people of low intelligence:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/servicesagreement/upcoming-faq.aspx

People who think they are intelligent then they can read the full
version he
https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/servicesagreement/upcoming.aspx

Hope this is clear to you all. Don't blame Microsoft for your stupidity.






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With over 999 million devices now running Windows 10, customer
satisfaction is higher than any previous version of windows.

It specifically states:

vi. Don’t willfully circumvent any restrictions on access to or
availability of the Services.

So if you are using some 3rd party tools to block Microsoft services
then you could be arrested for infringing the terms of service.



On 08/07/2019 00:49, 😉 Good Guy 😉 wrote:
Microsoft is updating the Services Agreement, which applies to your
use of Microsoft consumer online products and services. They're making
these updates to clarify the terms and ensure that they remain
transparent for you, as well as to cover new Microsoft products,
services and features.

These updates, which are summarised in the link below, will take
effect on _*30 August 2019*_. If you continue to use their products or
services on or after 30 August 2019, you are deemed to agree to the
updated terms of the Microsoft Services Agreement.

Briefly, you dictate what should run on your machine and you are
entitled to swear at your computer if something doesn't work including
banging and smashing it in to pieces if need be. what you can't do is
to blame Microsoft programmers because they know that you are a
complete idiot not to know how to use Windows 10 machine. You can
read about it he

The FAQ (or some call it ****) is for people of low intelligence:
https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/servicesagreement/upcoming-faq.aspx

People who think they are intelligent then they can read the full
version he
https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/servicesagreement/upcoming.aspx

Hope this is clear to you all. Don't blame Microsoft for your stupidity.







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With over 999 million devices now running Windows 10, customer
satisfaction is higher than any previous version of windows.

Since I've purchased a new gaming pc
with Microsoft Windows 10, my penis
quivers whenever I see the Microsoft logo.

Idaho_Homo_Joe:
Since I've purchased a new gaming pc
with Microsoft Windows 10, my penis
quivers whenever I see the Microsoft logo.

I'm MacroHard for MicroSoft.