Microsoft Office 2016 for free with just a command!

Another goody for you, Microsoft Office 2016 for free with just a
command!

Here is Camtasia movie showing the activation of MS Office pro plus
with just a command file.

https://bit.ly/2QOFSAp

You can checkout the command file by opening it with notepad. Nothing
is installed on your system.


This is a link to a genuine Retail MSDN Office 2016 iso:

en_office_professional_plus_2016_x86_x64_dvd_69621 41.iso

https://bit.ly/2DhcmAB


Check it with Windows and Office Genuine ISO Verifier at:

https://www.majorgeeks.com/files/image/14794.html

Here is the result: https://bit.ly/2pr7orf


The usual way to activate MS Office is to use AutoKMS, but we don't
like to install cracks like that onto our machine. This command file
is much better because nothing is installed on your computer.

This is a link to the 1click command that will activate office for 6
months. You will have to run the command again in 6 months to activate
it again. You can check out the command in notepad by making a copy
and changing .cmd to .txt, then notepad will open it.

https://bit.ly/2xu27DU


I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild

Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.

--
Joel Crump

Joel wrote:
Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.


So you're saying only well-to-do users deserve Office and poor folks can
just get ****ed??? And don't bring up libre Office as it's nowhere the
same as MS Office.

On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 12:49:22 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Joel wrote:
Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.


So you're saying only well-to-do users deserve Office and poor folks can
just get ****ed??? And don't bring up libre Office as it's nowhere the
same as MS Office.

What do this "****ed" poor folks need MS Office for?
They could easily use libre office to make list of things they can't buy.
If they are too poor for MS Office, where'd the computer come from?

--
Brick Mortar

Brick wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 12:49:22 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Joel wrote:
Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.


So you're saying only well-to-do users deserve Office and poor folks can
just get ****ed??? And don't bring up libre Office as it's nowhere the
same as MS Office.

What do this "****ed" poor folks need MS Office for?

Improve their lives?

They could easily use libre office to make list of things they can't buy.
If they are too poor for MS Office, where'd the computer come from?


Second hand computers are quite cheap, stupid frat boy.

On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 15:26:11 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Brick wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 12:49:22 +0200, Weatherman, thunk thusly:
Joel wrote:
Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.


So you're saying only well-to-do users deserve Office and poor folks can
just get ****ed??? And don't bring up libre Office as it's nowhere the
same as MS Office.

What do this "****ed" poor folks need MS Office for?

Improve their lives?

You don't say.
How does that work?


They could easily use libre office to make list of things they can't buy.
If they are too poor for MS Office, where'd the computer come from?


Second hand computers are quite cheap, stupid frat boy.

Define cheap.
New computers are cheap, stupid broke person.

--
Brick Mortar

On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 03:46:39 -0400, Joel wrote:

Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.

Can you define "not safe to use", I laugh when people make blanket
statements but supply no facts. This shows your ignorance, not mine.

This is a simple script to activate Office via a friendly kms server.
Nothing unsafe here. Open it in notepad and read it. Tricking KMS
activation has been a thing for a long, long time now. I use a script
but there are a lot of KMS activation tools out there. Microsoft knows
about this but does nothing to stop it because they don't really care
all that much. If they cared at all, MS could fix this but they choose
not to. Why?

MS is after businesses but not little people. Little people would
never buy overpriced MS products anyway, so MS is not losing a cent
there. No business is going to take a chance, though, cuz MS will sue
their asses off. Business is where the money is and MS knows it.

I wish I could find the article written by a MS person. He said
something like "if you are going to pirate software, let it be MS
software. People who try the software may someday buy it. The article
said it so much better than me but I can't find it.

It is not hard to set up a kms server to activate Windows products. I
read an interesting tutorial about this last night. MS even supplies
the neccessary certificates for activation, according to the article.
To be clear, I have not got the time or inclination to run a kms
server and have no more knowledge about this than what I read in the
tutorial. It sounds super easy.

Stay tuned folks, I will soon be posting links to open, public MSDN
sites. Nothing fishy about the sites but most people don't know where
to find them. Everything from Windows 3.1, XP, Vista, Win 7, 8.1, to
all versions of Windows 10, LTSB and soon LTSC, all versions of MS
Orifice and much more. You can use the Windows and Office Genuine ISO
Verifier to make sure these are the real deal. One of these libraries
belongs to a senior MDL (My Digital Life forum) member. Great forum,
btw. Those that don't like my posts should killfile me now as I have
much more on tap.

On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 11:25:20 -0700, Johnson, thunk thusly:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 03:46:39 -0400, Joel wrote:

Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.

Can you define "not safe to use", I laugh when people make blanket
statements but supply no facts. This shows your ignorance, not mine.

This is a simple script to activate Office via a friendly kms server.
Nothing unsafe here. Open it in notepad and read it. Tricking KMS
activation has been a thing for a long, long time now. I use a script
but there are a lot of KMS activation tools out there. Microsoft knows
about this but does nothing to stop it because they don't really care
all that much. If they cared at all, MS could fix this but they choose
not to. Why?

MS is after businesses but not little people. Little people would
never buy overpriced MS products anyway, so MS is not losing a cent
there. No business is going to take a chance, though, cuz MS will sue
their asses off. Business is where the money is and MS knows it.

I wish I could find the article written by a MS person. He said
something like "if you are going to pirate software, let it be MS
software. People who try the software may someday buy it. The article
said it so much better than me but I can't find it.

It is not hard to set up a kms server to activate Windows products. I
read an interesting tutorial about this last night. MS even supplies
the neccessary certificates for activation, according to the article.
To be clear, I have not got the time or inclination to run a kms
server and have no more knowledge about this than what I read in the
tutorial. It sounds super easy.

Stay tuned folks, I will soon be posting links to open, public MSDN
sites. Nothing fishy about the sites but most people don't know where
to find them. Everything from Windows 3.1, XP, Vista, Win 7, 8.1, to
all versions of Windows 10, LTSB and soon LTSC, all versions of MS
Orifice and much more. You can use the Windows and Office Genuine ISO
Verifier to make sure these are the real deal. One of these libraries
belongs to a senior MDL (My Digital Life forum) member. Great forum,
btw. Those that don't like my posts should killfile me now as I have
much more on tap.

You better hurry.
Poor people everywhere need MS Office to better their lives

--
Brick Mortar

On 09/22/2018 03:16 PM, Brick wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 11:25:20 -0700, Johnson, thunk thusly:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 03:46:39 -0400, Joel wrote:

Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.

Can you define "not safe to use", I laugh when people make blanket
statements but supply no facts. This shows your ignorance, not mine.

This is a simple script to activate Office via a friendly kms server.
Nothing unsafe here. Open it in notepad and read it. Tricking KMS
activation has been a thing for a long, long time now. I use a script
but there are a lot of KMS activation tools out there. Microsoft knows
about this but does nothing to stop it because they don't really care
all that much. If they cared at all, MS could fix this but they choose
not to. Why?

MS is after businesses but not little people. Little people would
never buy overpriced MS products anyway, so MS is not losing a cent
there. No business is going to take a chance, though, cuz MS will sue
their asses off. Business is where the money is and MS knows it.

I wish I could find the article written by a MS person. He said
something like "if you are going to pirate software, let it be MS
software. People who try the software may someday buy it. The article
said it so much better than me but I can't find it.

It is not hard to set up a kms server to activate Windows products. I
read an interesting tutorial about this last night. MS even supplies
the neccessary certificates for activation, according to the article.
To be clear, I have not got the time or inclination to run a kms
server and have no more knowledge about this than what I read in the
tutorial. It sounds super easy.

Stay tuned folks, I will soon be posting links to open, public MSDN
sites. Nothing fishy about the sites but most people don't know where
to find them. Everything from Windows 3.1, XP, Vista, Win 7, 8.1, to
all versions of Windows 10, LTSB and soon LTSC, all versions of MS
Orifice and much more. You can use the Windows and Office Genuine ISO
Verifier to make sure these are the real deal. One of these libraries
belongs to a senior MDL (My Digital Life forum) member. Great forum,
btw. Those that don't like my posts should killfile me now as I have
much more on tap.

You better hurry.
Poor people everywhere need MS Office to better their lives

I still don't understand how MS office betters anyones life. Sure it's
a full featured word processor, but I can write a resume in Libre, I can
read word docs in Libre, I can do almost anything in Libre.

There was an article, wish I could find the link, where the author wrote
that Libre has more features than Office, at least in the writer part.

On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 15:44:23 -0400, Big Al, thunk thusly:
On 09/22/2018 03:16 PM, Brick wrote:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 11:25:20 -0700, Johnson, thunk thusly:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 03:46:39 -0400, Joel wrote:

Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.

Can you define "not safe to use", I laugh when people make blanket
statements but supply no facts. This shows your ignorance, not mine.

This is a simple script to activate Office via a friendly kms server.
Nothing unsafe here. Open it in notepad and read it. Tricking KMS
activation has been a thing for a long, long time now. I use a script
but there are a lot of KMS activation tools out there. Microsoft knows
about this but does nothing to stop it because they don't really care
all that much. If they cared at all, MS could fix this but they choose
not to. Why?

MS is after businesses but not little people. Little people would
never buy overpriced MS products anyway, so MS is not losing a cent
there. No business is going to take a chance, though, cuz MS will sue
their asses off. Business is where the money is and MS knows it.

I wish I could find the article written by a MS person. He said
something like "if you are going to pirate software, let it be MS
software. People who try the software may someday buy it. The article
said it so much better than me but I can't find it.

It is not hard to set up a kms server to activate Windows products. I
read an interesting tutorial about this last night. MS even supplies
the neccessary certificates for activation, according to the article.
To be clear, I have not got the time or inclination to run a kms
server and have no more knowledge about this than what I read in the
tutorial. It sounds super easy.

Stay tuned folks, I will soon be posting links to open, public MSDN
sites. Nothing fishy about the sites but most people don't know where
to find them. Everything from Windows 3.1, XP, Vista, Win 7, 8.1, to
all versions of Windows 10, LTSB and soon LTSC, all versions of MS
Orifice and much more. You can use the Windows and Office Genuine ISO
Verifier to make sure these are the real deal. One of these libraries
belongs to a senior MDL (My Digital Life forum) member. Great forum,
btw. Those that don't like my posts should killfile me now as I have
much more on tap.

You better hurry.
Poor people everywhere need MS Office to better their lives

I still don't understand how MS office betters anyones life. Sure it's
a full featured word processor, but I can write a resume in Libre, I can
read word docs in Libre, I can do almost anything in Libre.

Same here, the idea that "poor" people need it is simply a lame excuse
for theft.
I've met many, many poor people...and MS Office was never on their wish
list

There was an article, wish I could find the link, where the author wrote
that Libre has more features than Office, at least in the writer part.

I've used both at home, and damned if it makes a difference to me.
I did once have a spreadsheet lose formatting going from MS to libre, but
that was maybe 8 years ago.

--
Brick Mortar

"Big Al" wrote

| I still don't understand how MS office betters anyones life. Sure it's
| a full featured word processor, but I can write a resume in Libre, I can
| read word docs in Libre, I can do almost anything in Libre.
|

In general no one needs MS Office, but MS work
hard to break Libre or any other competitor. Docs
and simple docx should work in Libre, but things
like complex tables in docx are likely to get messed up.
I still don't understand why the LO people can't fully
figure out the docx format, but they seem to be
unable. Or maybe they lag deliberately to avoid a
lawsuit. I don't know.
It's odd that MS Office and Adobe Photoshop
manage to completely monopolize two relatively
simple areas of software functionality.

That small percentage of docx that
won't work in LO saves Microsoft's neck. Business
people are very insecure and obsessed with their
"professional" image. They can't afford to be caught
with the last version of MSO, much less LO. So for
them the extortionary prices for MSO are a reasonable
business investment.

It' can't be overstressed that Microsoft's fundamental
business is monopoly maintenance. They've always lost
money on nearly everything but MSO and Windows. They
may make a profit now on web services. I don't know.
They also make billions on scam patent claims, collecting
a fee on virtually every cellphone sold. But most of what
they've done has lost money. In most cases, big money.

So monopoly is the biggie. Incompatibility is the sub-
industry that maintains monopoly. After that comes
patent scams. After that is probably the manufacture
of abstruseness, which keeps the IT and tech education
industries going. Oh... And I think they also sometimes
write software... which they're surprisingly good at.

Personally I think they should do more of that and leave
the customer abuse business to Apple. Unlike Apple,
MS could actually make a living at software.

On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 19:16:10 -0000 (UTC), Brick
wrote:

On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 11:25:20 -0700, Johnson, thunk thusly:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 03:46:39 -0400, Joel wrote:

Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.

Can you define "not safe to use", I laugh when people make blanket
statements but supply no facts. This shows your ignorance, not mine.

This is a simple script to activate Office via a friendly kms server.
Nothing unsafe here. Open it in notepad and read it. Tricking KMS
activation has been a thing for a long, long time now. I use a script
but there are a lot of KMS activation tools out there. Microsoft knows
about this but does nothing to stop it because they don't really care
all that much. If they cared at all, MS could fix this but they choose
not to. Why?

MS is after businesses but not little people. Little people would
never buy overpriced MS products anyway, so MS is not losing a cent
there. No business is going to take a chance, though, cuz MS will sue
their asses off. Business is where the money is and MS knows it.

I wish I could find the article written by a MS person. He said
something like "if you are going to pirate software, let it be MS
software. People who try the software may someday buy it. The article
said it so much better than me but I can't find it.

It is not hard to set up a kms server to activate Windows products. I
read an interesting tutorial about this last night. MS even supplies
the neccessary certificates for activation, according to the article.
To be clear, I have not got the time or inclination to run a kms
server and have no more knowledge about this than what I read in the
tutorial. It sounds super easy.

Stay tuned folks, I will soon be posting links to open, public MSDN
sites. Nothing fishy about the sites but most people don't know where
to find them. Everything from Windows 3.1, XP, Vista, Win 7, 8.1, to
all versions of Windows 10, LTSB and soon LTSC, all versions of MS
Orifice and much more. You can use the Windows and Office Genuine ISO
Verifier to make sure these are the real deal. One of these libraries
belongs to a senior MDL (My Digital Life forum) member. Great forum,
btw. Those that don't like my posts should killfile me now as I have
much more on tap.

You better hurry.
Poor people everywhere need MS Office to better their lives

Absolutely a true story:

A little while back I installed this on a ladies computer. She is on
welfare and even food is scarce. She used MS Office to type up a
resume using one of the office templates. She got the job and is no
longer on welfare. So yes, poor people need MS Office too.

On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 12:51:50 -0700, Johnson, thunk thusly:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 19:16:10 -0000 (UTC), Brick
wrote:

On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 11:25:20 -0700, Johnson, thunk thusly:
On Sat, 22 Sep 2018 03:46:39 -0400, Joel wrote:

Johnson wrote:

I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild


You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.

Can you define "not safe to use", I laugh when people make blanket
statements but supply no facts. This shows your ignorance, not mine.

This is a simple script to activate Office via a friendly kms server.
Nothing unsafe here. Open it in notepad and read it. Tricking KMS
activation has been a thing for a long, long time now. I use a script
but there are a lot of KMS activation tools out there. Microsoft knows
about this but does nothing to stop it because they don't really care
all that much. If they cared at all, MS could fix this but they choose
not to. Why?

MS is after businesses but not little people. Little people would
never buy overpriced MS products anyway, so MS is not losing a cent
there. No business is going to take a chance, though, cuz MS will sue
their asses off. Business is where the money is and MS knows it.

I wish I could find the article written by a MS person. He said
something like "if you are going to pirate software, let it be MS
software. People who try the software may someday buy it. The article
said it so much better than me but I can't find it.

It is not hard to set up a kms server to activate Windows products. I
read an interesting tutorial about this last night. MS even supplies
the neccessary certificates for activation, according to the article.
To be clear, I have not got the time or inclination to run a kms
server and have no more knowledge about this than what I read in the
tutorial. It sounds super easy.

Stay tuned folks, I will soon be posting links to open, public MSDN
sites. Nothing fishy about the sites but most people don't know where
to find them. Everything from Windows 3.1, XP, Vista, Win 7, 8.1, to
all versions of Windows 10, LTSB and soon LTSC, all versions of MS
Orifice and much more. You can use the Windows and Office Genuine ISO
Verifier to make sure these are the real deal. One of these libraries
belongs to a senior MDL (My Digital Life forum) member. Great forum,
btw. Those that don't like my posts should killfile me now as I have
much more on tap.

You better hurry.
Poor people everywhere need MS Office to better their lives

Absolutely a true story:

A little while back I installed this on a ladies computer. She is on
welfare and even food is scarce. She used MS Office to type up a
resume using one of the office templates. She got the job and is no
longer on welfare. So yes, poor people need MS Office too.

You gave her a cracked copy of Office?

--
Brick Mortar

Johnson wrote:

You're not impressing any people with the slightest awareness by
promoting piracy of Windows and Office. Your "easy tricks" to,
you claim, get these valuable products for "free" are not safe
to use - you are advertising your own willful ignorance by implying
that they're any different from other methods of pirating commercial
software.

Can you define "not safe to use", I laugh when people make blanket
statements but supply no facts. This shows your ignorance, not mine.


Any unauthorized activation of Windows or Office marks the machine as
that of a software pirate - don't be naive enough to think that
Microsoft can't tell, in most cases they can.


This is a simple script to activate Office via a friendly kms server.
Nothing unsafe here. Open it in notepad and read it. Tricking KMS
activation has been a thing for a long, long time now. I use a script
but there are a lot of KMS activation tools out there. Microsoft knows
about this but does nothing to stop it because they don't really care
all that much. If they cared at all, MS could fix this but they choose
not to. Why?


There are many potential reasons they'd let it happen, but I wouldn't
want to test their reasoning by using a script like that.

--
Joel Crump

Johnson wrote:


Another goody for you, Microsoft Office 2016 for free with just a
command!

Here is Camtasia movie showing the activation of MS Office pro plus
with just a command file.

https://bit.ly/2QOFSAp

You can checkout the command file by opening it with notepad. Nothing
is installed on your system.


This is a link to a genuine Retail MSDN Office 2016 iso:

en_office_professional_plus_2016_x86_x64_dvd_69621 41.iso

https://bit.ly/2DhcmAB


Check it with Windows and Office Genuine ISO Verifier at:

https://www.majorgeeks.com/files/image/14794.html

Here is the result: https://bit.ly/2pr7orf


The usual way to activate MS Office is to use AutoKMS, but we don't
like to install cracks like that onto our machine. This command file
is much better because nothing is installed on your computer.

This is a link to the 1click command that will activate office for 6
months. You will have to run the command again in 6 months to activate
it again. You can check out the command in notepad by making a copy
and changing .cmd to .txt, then notepad will open it.

https://bit.ly/2xu27DU


I thought I would post this just to drive Winston wild

Use Libre Office, that might **** them off too. (Used it anyway, even
if it doesn't.)