I was ARRESTED due to MICROSOFT

I was ARRESTED due to MICROSOFT. It appears that Windows 10 was checking
my computer to insure I had a valid copy of Windows. Thats when it found
that my computer speakers were connected wrong. The left speaker was
connected ot the right plug and vice versa. This was reported to
Microsoft. According to the Microsoft terms of service agreement, having
speakers reversed is a serious crime at Microsoft. Microsoft contacted
my local police, and they came to my door and arrested me. I am
presently out on bail, with a court trial pending. The police took my
speakers as proof, so now I cant hear my computer. My husband is really
****ed about this, and said we are going to get Apple computers from now
on.

Fatt-n-Sassy

On Tue, 05 Jun 2018 05:27:48 -0500, wrote:

I was ARRESTED due to MICROSOFT. It appears that Windows 10 was checking
my computer to insure I had a valid copy of Windows. Thats when it found
that my computer speakers were connected wrong. The left speaker was
connected ot the right plug and vice versa. This was reported to
Microsoft. According to the Microsoft terms of service agreement, having
speakers reversed is a serious crime at Microsoft. Microsoft contacted
my local police, and they came to my door and arrested me. I am
presently out on bail, with a court trial pending. The police took my
speakers as proof, so now I cant hear my computer. My husband is really
****ed about this, and said we are going to get Apple computers from now
on.

Fatt-n-Sassy

Good idea, get a Mac & disappear from the Win 10 newsgroup

On 05/06/2018 11.37 am, Gary Dingle wrote:
On Tue, 05 Jun 2018 05:27:48 -0500, wrote:

I was ARRESTED due to MICROSOFT. It appears that Windows 10 was checking
my computer to insure I had a valid copy of Windows. Thats when it found
that my computer speakers were connected wrong. The left speaker was
connected ot the right plug and vice versa. This was reported to
Microsoft. According to the Microsoft terms of service agreement, having
speakers reversed is a serious crime at Microsoft. Microsoft contacted
my local police, and they came to my door and arrested me. I am
presently out on bail, with a court trial pending. The police took my
speakers as proof, so now I cant hear my computer. My husband is really
****ed about this, and said we are going to get Apple computers from now
on.

Fatt-n-Sassy

Good idea, get a Mac & disappear from the Win 10 newsgroup


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On Tue, 05 Jun 2018 05:27:48 -0500, wrote:

I was ARRESTED due to MICROSOFT. It appears that Windows 10 was checking
my computer to insure I had a valid copy of Windows. Thats when it found
that my computer speakers were connected wrong. The left speaker was
connected ot the right plug and vice versa. This was reported to
Microsoft. According to the Microsoft terms of service agreement, having
speakers reversed is a serious crime at Microsoft. Microsoft contacted
my local police, and they came to my door and arrested me. I am
presently out on bail, with a court trial pending. The police took my
speakers as proof, so now I cant hear my computer. My husband is really
****ed about this, and said we are going to get Apple computers from now
on.

What a retarded post.

On 6/5/2018 5:27 AM, wrote:
I was ARRESTED due to MICROSOFT. It appears that Windows 10 was checking
my computer to insure I had a valid copy of Windows. Thats when it found
that my computer speakers were connected wrong. The left speaker was
connected ot the right plug and vice versa. This was reported to
Microsoft. According to the Microsoft terms of service agreement, having
speakers reversed is a serious crime at Microsoft. Microsoft contacted
my local police, and they came to my door and arrested me. I am
presently out on bail, with a court trial pending. The police took my
speakers as proof, so now I cant hear my computer. My husband is really
****ed about this, and said we are going to get Apple computers from now
on.

Fatt-n-Sassy


BULL_ S*AT !

On 6/5/2018 5:27 AM, wrote:
I was ARRESTED due to MICROSOFT. It appears that Windows 10 was checking
my computer to insure I had a valid copy of Windows. Thats when it found
that my computer speakers were connected wrong. The left speaker was
connected ot the right plug and vice versa. This was reported to
Microsoft. According to the Microsoft terms of service agreement, having
speakers reversed is a serious crime at Microsoft. Microsoft contacted
my local police, and they came to my door and arrested me. I am
presently out on bail, with a court trial pending. The police took my
speakers as proof, so now I cant hear my computer. My husband is really
****ed about this, and said we are going to get Apple computers from now
on.

Fatt-n-Sassy


Total B.S. I dare you to tell me where I can get an "Apple Computer"

On Tue, 5 Jun 2018 11:27:54 -0500, Mathedman
wrote:

On 6/5/2018 5:27 AM, wrote:
I was ARRESTED due to MICROSOFT. It appears that Windows 10 was checking
my computer to insure I had a valid copy of Windows. Thats when it found
that my computer speakers were connected wrong. The left speaker was
connected ot the right plug and vice versa. This was reported to
Microsoft. According to the Microsoft terms of service agreement, having
speakers reversed is a serious crime at Microsoft. Microsoft contacted
my local police, and they came to my door and arrested me. I am
presently out on bail, with a court trial pending. The police took my
speakers as proof, so now I cant hear my computer. My husband is really
****ed about this, and said we are going to get Apple computers from now
on.

Fatt-n-Sassy


Total B.S. I dare you to tell me where I can get an "Apple Computer"

They grow in trees.

On 6/5/2018 6:27 AM, wrote:
I was ARRESTED due to MICROSOFT. It appears that Windows 10 was checking
my computer to insure I had a valid copy of Windows. Thats when it found
that my computer speakers were connected wrong. The left speaker was
connected ot the right plug and vice versa. This was reported to
Microsoft. According to the Microsoft terms of service agreement, having
speakers reversed is a serious crime at Microsoft. Microsoft contacted
my local police, and they came to my door and arrested me. I am
presently out on bail, with a court trial pending. The police took my
speakers as proof, so now I cant hear my computer. My husband is really
****ed about this, and said we are going to get Apple computers from now
on.

Fatt-n-Sassy


I hope the charge is: TOO ****IN' STUPID TO OWN A COMPUTER...and I hope
you are sentenced to 20 years serving in a soup kitchen.

GrtArtiste