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Big Bertha Thing PI
Big Bertha Thing PI
Cosmic Ray Series Possible Real World System Constructs http://www.bigberthathing.com/calpi.html Access page to 46K ZIP file Astrophysics net ring access site Newsgroup Reviews including alt.politics.bush Calculate PI upto 3000 decimal places. Ready to run Fortran 77 program complete with original source code and ported source code in listing format. Adds extended precision routines to Fortran 77. Written by Mark P. Esplin Ported to Fortran 77 By Tony Lance Big Bertha Thing general A general told his troops, before the big battle, "Right lads, we are outnumbered 4 to 1, but we are much better than them, so we should win through in the end!" Half-way through the battle he sees one of his men leaning against a tree smoking. He rushes up to him, calls him all the names under the sun and asks him what he thinks he is doing? He replied "I have already killed my four." Try not to turn the minimum requirements, into the maximum of your endeavour. (C) Copyright Tony Lance 1999. To comply with my copyright, please distribute complete and free of charge. Tony Lance +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ From: Tony Lance Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro,sci.space.policy Subject: Big Bertha Thing redoubt Date: Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:37:41 +0100 Big Bertha Thing warlord The last time I heard that an apology given under duress was valid, was in the Monty Python' comedy sketch on the Spanish Inquisition. Everytime anyone said Spanish Inquisition, then 3 red cardinals turned up to organise it. What do I have in comon with a Texas cattle baron? He thinks that he is a bigger liar than I am. I think I am. What does a drill sargeant have in comon with a chinese warlord? He says that the sun will not rise tomorrow. His men believe it. What is the difference between a Texas cattle baron and a chinese warlord? The one knows he is lying. The other has never had the problem. |
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