I Have Had it with Microsoft

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On 28 Aug 2015 20:26:54 GMT, Peter J Ross
scribbled:

In alt.usenet.kooks on Wed, 26 Aug 2015 05:30:10 -0400, -= Hawk =-
wrote:

On Tue, 25 Aug 2015 23:25:48 -0500, "Ms Kitty, DoW # 6"
scribbled:

"-= Hawk =-" wrote:

Oh, hey, hi AUK! Any of the old crowd around?


I'm here, but under a different name as the group I first met you in
around
1998. :-)

You looked at a laptop for me back then, since I was a thousand miles
away.
Which really isn't far if you have an airplane.

I'd like to say I remember it like yesterday. . . but I barely remember
yesterday

Clue: "Lady Pilot".

In the parlor with the rubber chicken?

I vaguely remember, lol.


The entity currently known as "Ms Kitty" hung around AUK for many
years slurping kookologists without much success, and then paid for an
account at DataBasix.com, which was taken away from her after she

I vaguely remember. I used to have a Databasix account. Long ago and far
away.

shared it with another kook who had previously been banned from the
server. Since then, she's melted down in ways that some people find
quite entertaining, but I personally find rather predictable and dull.

That's why I wandered away from AUK and alt.config. It got. . . tired.

Yes, many people are on fb now.


I like a good book. 'Notes From the Internet Apocalypses' right now.
Yeah, I got boring too. Bad fall, lots of spinal damage yada, yada. . .

Get well soon! :-)

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"Gary Burnore" wrote in message
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Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
Peter J Ross wrote in
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In alt.usenet.kooks on 29 Aug 2015 13:15:17 GMT, Bucky Breeder wrote:

-= SqwHawk =- the "scatologic" kopy-kat-k00k lisped thusly :

Don't you find his extreme fascination with geriatric scatologic
events fascinating?

Exact same comment from the tired old geriatric poopie-pants
D'uhWoofus library... pathetic old person who makes doodies in his
diapers then accuses anyone unfortunate enough to step in it of
"scatologic" derog...

Well played, tired old kopy-kat-k00k nym-shyfter, well played. Not!

You are "scatoillogical" -- with loaded poopie-pants.

No kook is more pathetic.

No kook is more obsessed with anal issues.

Therefore, no kook is more deserving of a nomination for the August
2015 Joseph Bartlo Memorial "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award than BUCKY
BREEDER!

Any seconders?

Did I second this one already? Seconded.

Did I note this one already?

Gary, please call the medication nurse. We aren't here to help you, k00k.

(I do note the k00kfroth around nominations for "awards that do not
matter"
is quite strong.)

You should know, since you are the kookest of the kooks!

How can we be expected to clue Gary in as to the awards not mattering,
if we don't mock him about them? Mocking is a time-honored tradition on
Usenet.

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Checkmate, AUK DoW #1
Official AUK Award Giver-Outer
Copyright © 2015
all rights reserved

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"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
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In alt.usenet.kooks on Wed, 26 Aug 2015 05:30:10 -0400, -= Hawk =-
wrote:

On Tue, 25 Aug 2015 23:25:48 -0500, "Ms Kitty, DoW # 6"
scribbled:

"-= Hawk =-" wrote:

Oh, hey, hi AUK! Any of the old crowd around?


I'm here, but under a different name as the group I first met you in
around
1998. :-)

You looked at a laptop for me back then, since I was a thousand miles
away.
Which really isn't far if you have an airplane.

I'd like to say I remember it like yesterday. . . but I barely remember
yesterday

Clue: "Lady Pilot".

OMG, Peter! Can you read english? I just told you he knows more about me
than I know myself, and you go off telling everyone what you read on g00gle.
LOL



The entity currently known as "Ms Kitty" hung around AUK for many
years slurping kookologists without much success,

Absolutely untrue.

and then paid for an
account at DataBasix.com,

Nope, Gary offered me an account for free, which I had for many years.


which was taken away from her after she
shared it with another kook who had previously been banned from the
server.

Another delusion of Peter. At that time, there was this thing call wireless
networks, which I had/have Marconi serial number 00000001. Kevin and Gary
finally saw their error, after I pointed it out that it was the same IP, but
not the same account.

Plus, my account wasn't cancelled until years later, when Novins sued
everyone.


Since then, she's melted down in ways that some people find
quite entertaining, but I personally find rather predictable and dull.

Please post *proof* of that. I would enjoy reading it. lol


FYI, the current FNVW (in lineal succession to Phoenix, whom I'm sure
you remember) is Gary Burnore, who is (as you may also remember) the
admin of DataBasix.com.

That is a lie also. He sold it years ago to miguel.

That may possibly be a point of contention, but what do I know?

--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1
Official AUK Award Giver-Outer
Copyright © 2015
all rights reserved

Peter J Ross posted this via
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In alt.usenet.kooks on 01 Sep 2015 13:12:45 GMT, Bucky Breeder wrote:

Janithor
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On 8/31/2015 1:28 PM, Peter J Ross wrote:
In alt.usenet.kooks on 29 Aug 2015 13:15:17 GMT, Bucky Breeder wrote:

-= SqwHawk =- the "scatologic" kopy-kat-k00k lisped thusly :

Don't you find his extreme fascination with geriatric scatologic
events fascinating?

Exact same comment from the tired old geriatric poopie-pants
D'uhWoofus library... pathetic old person who makes doodies in his
diapers then accuses anyone unfortunate enough to step in it of
"scatologic" derog...

Well played, tired old kopy-kat-k00k nym-shyfter, well played. Not!

You are "scatoillogical" -- with loaded poopie-pants.

No kook is more pathetic.

No kook is more obsessed with anal issues.

Therefore, no kook is more deserving of a nomination for the August
2015 Joseph Bartlo Memorial "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award than
BUCKY BREEDER!

Any seconders?


LOL, the only people left for your "kook awards" are you, the Diddler,
and Cujo the Lapdog.

M'eh ... Geriatric Saggy-Diaper-Kook Poopie-Parade & Conga Line... With
its typical "nominations"... nym-morphing commentaries just like the
retarded leetle gurls they always wanted to be but never were...

Now EVERYBODY who goes into a geriatric nursing home and smells that
smell is somehow "obsessed"... Like Lynyrd Skynyrd's 'That Smell'.

Okey dookie then, you old queers, remember don't take any wooden
lipitor.

Now that's what I call a campaign speech!

Vote early! Vote often!! Vote BUCKY!!!

You probably "vote" by EATING the anal pineapples from everybody's
geriatric diapers - a habit you started with yer mama's encouragements.

And by "encouragements" I mean when yer mama dropped an anal pineapple into
her geriatric diapers, she wailed "Peter J Ross ,
your snacky-time anal pineapple is ready, come and eat it fer mama!" And
from then on, you began asking all the doodie-diapered geriatrics "Hey, you
gonna eat that anal pineapple, because if yer not, I will!" And you did!!!

And that is how your development determined who you are today! Yer mama
would be so proud that she'd prolly let you eat her latest anal pineapple.

HTH.