Only 14 More Days to Go!

On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at
http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

What can be done with Ubuntu:

Email
Surf the web
Burn CDs.
Rip CDs.
Listen to music.
Watch vidoes/DVDs.
Scan and print.
Spreadsheets.
Presentations
Newsgroups.
HTML editing.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
Make videos.
Download photos from a camera and organize them.
Translations.
Use a dictionary
Learn how to touch type.
Edit images.
Send and receive a fax.
Take screenshots.
Create .PDF files.
Create and use a data base.
Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
Windows Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth.

and much more!

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Worry about:
WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

--
Alias

"Alias" wrote in message
...
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released, a
release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu will
finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at
http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

What can be done with Ubuntu:

Email
Surf the web
Burn CDs.
Rip CDs.
Listen to music.
Watch vidoes/DVDs.
Scan and print.
Spreadsheets.
Presentations
Newsgroups.
HTML editing.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
Make videos.
Download photos from a camera and organize them.
Translations.
Use a dictionary
Learn how to touch type.
Edit images.
Send and receive a fax.
Take screenshots.
Create .PDF files.
Create and use a data base.
Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including Windows
Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth.

and much more!

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Worry about:
WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

--
Alias





Alias: "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

"Alias" wrote in message
...
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released, a
release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to while he was in
prison. Ubuntu will finally shoot itself in the foot and out of the
proverbial window. Get it at http://www.ubuntu_for_retards.com/ You'll be
sorry you did.

What can be done with Ubuntu:

Nothing of importance.

On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at



Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large part
of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the end of
2009. Bring it on...

Windows 9 is coming after Windows 8. BFD.



"Boscoe" wrote in message
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On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at



Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large part
of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the end of
2009. Bring it on...

Boscoe wrote in
:

On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu
will be released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted
all his time to so that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows
out of the proverbial window. Get it at



Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind
a large part of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in
quarterly profits for the end of 2009. Bring it on...

Of course it was. That's their flagship product.

.....especially since the development costs for 7 were far far
below the cost of Vista.

Boscoe wrote:
On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at



Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large part
of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the end of
2009. Bring it on...

Too bad most of the copies of Windows 7 are still sitting on the shelf
either in a box or in a machine that hasn't been sold yet. Cocaine
dealers make a lot of profit. Your ****ing point?

--
Alias

Bill Yanaire wrote:
Windows 9 is coming after Windows 8. BFD.

You're assuming that Windows will be around then.



"Boscoe" wrote in message
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On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at



Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large
part of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the
end of 2009. Bring it on...



--
Alias

"Alias" wrote in message
...
Bill Yanaire wrote:
Windows 9 is coming after Windows 8. BFD.

You're assuming that Windows will be around then.

Of course it will. Windows 8 maybe out in 3 years. Give it a good 3 year
run and Windows 9 should be out by 2016. Microsoft will still be going
strong and Ubuntu will have another 5,000 users within the next 16 years.
Maybe 10,000 new users if they can work on something other than the spinning
cube! LOL!

"Alias" wrote in message
...
Boscoe wrote:
On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at



Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large part
of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the end of
2009. Bring it on...

Too bad most of the copies of Windows 7 are still sitting on the shelf
either in a box or in a machine that hasn't been sold yet. Cocaine dealers
make a lot of profit. Your ****ing point?

--
Alias

BULL****! Windows 7 is being sold by the millions each week and Ubuntu is
being used by the hundreds each month. Oops.

Bill Yanaire wrote:


"Alias" wrote in message
...
Bill Yanaire wrote:
Windows 9 is coming after Windows 8. BFD.

You're assuming that Windows will be around then.

Of course it will.

I doubt it.

--
Alias

Bill Yanaire wrote:


"Alias" wrote in message
...
Boscoe wrote:
On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be
released,
a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at



Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large part
of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the end of
2009. Bring it on...

Too bad most of the copies of Windows 7 are still sitting on the shelf
either in a box or in a machine that hasn't been sold yet. Cocaine
dealers make a lot of profit. Your ****ing point?

--
Alias

BULL****! Windows 7 is being sold by the millions each week and Ubuntu
is being used by the hundreds each month. Oops.



More beer is sold than 25 y.o. Scotch. More doesn't mean better, moron.
People are getting sick and tired of having to pay people to run
Antimalwarebytes and Superanitspyware or, worse, reinstall Windows for
them so when this new edition of Ubuntu comes out, you will see
something that you will not like at all. You and the other Windows techs
will be out of business and you in particular will well deserve it.

--
Alias

On 4/15/2010 9:03 AM, Alias wrote:




More beer is sold than 25 y.o. Scotch. More doesn't mean better, moron.
People are getting sick and tired of having to pay people to run
Antimalwarebytes and Superanitspyware or, worse, reinstall Windows for
them so when this new edition of Ubuntu comes out, you will see
something that you will not like at all. You and the other Windows techs
will be out of business and you in particular will well deserve it.


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hehehe...we all see that you still are foaming at the mouth at the
overwhelming success of Windows 7. You can't stand it can you
sheep-****er?...LOL!
Too bad, you'll just have to live with it and continue pimping that
useless POS toy os that nobody wants.
Oops!...LOL!

"Alias" wrote in message
...
Bill Yanaire wrote:


"Alias" wrote in message
...
Bill Yanaire wrote:
Windows 9 is coming after Windows 8. BFD.

You're assuming that Windows will be around then.

Of course it will.

I doubt it.

--
Alias

Three years ago you thought Ubuntu would take over like wildfire. Guess
what? It didn't. In 5 years, Ubuntu will still be a piece of crap.

"Alias" wrote in message
...
Bill Yanaire wrote:


"Alias" wrote in message
...
Boscoe wrote:
On 15/04/2010 11:33 AM, Alias wrote:
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be
released,
a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that
Ubuntu
will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at



Sales of Windows 7, launched in July last year, were behind a large
part
of Microsoft’s 60 per cent increase in quarterly profits for the end of
2009. Bring it on...

Too bad most of the copies of Windows 7 are still sitting on the shelf
either in a box or in a machine that hasn't been sold yet. Cocaine
dealers make a lot of profit. Your ****ing point?

--
Alias

BULL****! Windows 7 is being sold by the millions each week and Ubuntu
is being used by the hundreds each month. Oops.



More beer is sold than 25 y.o. Scotch. More doesn't mean better, moron.
People are getting sick and tired of having to pay people to run
Antimalwarebytes and Superanitspyware or, worse, reinstall Windows for
them so when this new edition of Ubuntu comes out, you will see something
that you will not like at all. You and the other Windows techs will be out
of business and you in particular will well deserve it.

--
Alias

Beer and Scotch has nothing to do with Windows you MORON. Maybe you've had
too much Scotch today and too many beers. I'll bet you have had 3 or 4 bows
of Hash also. No wonder why you can't drive. You're constantly ****ed up.