Only 12 More Days to Go!

On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at
http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

What can be done with Ubuntu:

Email
Surf the web
Burn CDs.
Rip CDs.
Listen to music.
Watch vidoes/DVDs.
Scan and print.
Spreadsheets.
Presentations
Newsgroups.
HTML editing.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
Make videos.
Download photos from a camera and organize them.
Translations.
Use a dictionary
Learn how to touch type.
Edit images.
Send and receive a fax.
Take screenshots.
Create .PDF files.
Create and use a data base.
Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
Windows Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth.

and much more!

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Worry about:
WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

--
Alias

Alias wrote:

On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released,
a release that Mark Shuttleworth

Unless your a close personal friend, you can stop tossing his name
about. He's only counting the unsold mugs and t-shirts, not actually
making ubuntu****sthebed any better.

devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu
will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.

You really are an ill-tempered, insane, old drug using kook if you
believe that. Ubuntu****sthebed can only shoot other Debian distros
out the window.

I don't believe "Shoot out the Window" is proverbial.
Must be a classic saying in the ghetto in which you reside.

As the Representative from South Carolina would say..." You Lie!"

--
Vita brevis breviter in brevi finietur,
Mors venit velociter quae neminem veretur.

"Aliass" wrote in message "I am a
****ing idiot!!!

Drew wrote:


"Aliass" wrote in message "I am a
****ing idiot!!!

Do you think you could post a more childish reply? I do.

--
Alias

Damn Alias, did you get burned by Microsoft in a previous life?

WaterBoy

"Alias" wrote in message
...
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released, a
release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu will
finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at
http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

What can be done with Ubuntu:

Email
Surf the web
Burn CDs.
Rip CDs.
Listen to music.
Watch vidoes/DVDs.
Scan and print.
Spreadsheets.
Presentations
Newsgroups.
HTML editing.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
Make videos.
Download photos from a camera and organize them.
Translations.
Use a dictionary
Learn how to touch type.
Edit images.
Send and receive a fax.
Take screenshots.
Create .PDF files.
Create and use a data base.
Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including Windows
Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth.

and much more!

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Worry about:
WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

--
Alias

"Alias" wrote in message
...
Drew wrote:


"Aliass" wrote in message "I am a
****ing idiot!!!

Do you think I could post a more childish reply? I do.

--
Alias

UBUNTU WAS WRITTEN TO KEEP GEEKS BUSY WITH SOMETHING TO DO BECAUSE OF THEIR
UNDERDEVELOPED SOCIAL SKILLS. SINCE GEEKS CAN'T GET LAID, THEY CAN TINKER
WITH UBUNTU ALL DAY LONG TO PASS THE TIME.

Drew wrote:


"Alias" wrote in message
...
Drew wrote:


"Aliass" wrote in message "I am a
****ing idiot!!!

Do you think I could post a more childish reply? I do.

--
Alias


Yep, you sure can.

--

Alias

WaterBoy wrote:

Damn Alias, did you get burned by Microsoft in a previous life?

WaterBoy

Not hardly. Thanks to Windows being so malware prone, we've made a lot
of money thanks to Microsoft. I use both Windows and Ubuntu, each for
different things.

"Alias" wrote in message
...
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be
released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so
that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.
Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

What can be done with Ubuntu:

Email
Surf the web
Burn CDs.
Rip CDs.
Listen to music.
Watch vidoes/DVDs.
Scan and print.
Spreadsheets.
Presentations
Newsgroups.
HTML editing.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
Make videos.
Download photos from a camera and organize them.
Translations.
Use a dictionary
Learn how to touch type.
Edit images.
Send and receive a fax.
Take screenshots.
Create .PDF files.
Create and use a data base.
Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
Windows Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth.

and much more!

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Worry about:
WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

--
Alias

On 4/17/2010 10:40 AM, Alias wrote:
WaterBoy wrote:

Damn Alias, did you get burned by Microsoft in a previous life?

WaterBoy

Not hardly.

MS caught you trying to steal their property.

Thanks to Windows being so malware prone, we've made a lot
of money thanks to Microsoft.

....$14,000 per week?...LOL!

I use both Windows and Ubuntu, each for
different things.

You have XP and up-yr-****ing-butt-too. Hell you don't even have a 64
bit os. You've ordered a new computer, yet you claim to fix others
computers yet you can't build your own? What's wrong with this picture?
Oops...caught you lying again!

On 17/04/2010 10:33 AM, Alias wrote:

On April 29th...

And preaching to the converted? ...

http://ie.microsoft.com/testdrive/

"Alias" wrote in message
...
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be released, a
release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so that Ubuntu will
finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window. Get it at
http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

What can be done with Ubuntu:

Email
Surf the web
Burn CDs.
Rip CDs.
Listen to music.
Watch vidoes/DVDs.
Scan and print.
Spreadsheets.
Presentations
Newsgroups.
HTML editing.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
Make videos.
Download photos from a camera and organize them.
Translations.
Use a dictionary
Learn how to touch type.
Edit images.
Send and receive a fax.
Take screenshots.
Create .PDF files.
Create and use a data base.
Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including Windows
Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth.

and much more!

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Worry about:
WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

--
Alias



User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.1.9)
Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4

Martin Langsholt wrote:

"Alias" wrote in message
...
On April 29th, the Long Term Support version of Ubuntu will be
released, a release that Mark Shuttleworth devoted all his time to so
that Ubuntu will finally shoot Windows out of the proverbial window.
Get it at http://www.ubuntu.com/ You'll be glad you did.

What can be done with Ubuntu:

Email
Surf the web
Burn CDs.
Rip CDs.
Listen to music.
Watch vidoes/DVDs.
Scan and print.
Spreadsheets.
Presentations
Newsgroups.
HTML editing.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc.
Make videos.
Download photos from a camera and organize them.
Translations.
Use a dictionary
Learn how to touch type.
Edit images.
Send and receive a fax.
Take screenshots.
Create .PDF files.
Create and use a data base.
Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
Windows Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth.

and much more!

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Worry about:
WPA, WGA and WAT raising their false positive ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

--
Alias



User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9.1.9)
Gecko/20100317 SeaMonkey/2.0.4

What does the header say now?

--

Alias

"Alias" wrote in message
...
WaterBoy wrote:

Damn Alias, did you get burned by Microsoft in a previous life?

WaterBoy

Not hardly. Thanks to Windows being so malware prone, we've made a lot of
money thanks to Microsoft. I use both Windows and Ubuntu, each for
different things.


you must be the dumb **** who charges people for that free ****ty ubuntu!

Heywood Jablowme wrote:


"Alias" wrote in message
...
WaterBoy wrote:

Damn Alias, did you get burned by Microsoft in a previous life?

WaterBoy

Not hardly. Thanks to Windows being so malware prone, we've made a lot
of money thanks to Microsoft. I use both Windows and Ubuntu, each for
different things.


you must be the dumb **** who charges people for that free ****ty ubuntu!

You must have me confused with someone else. Either that or you're just
a desperate liar.

--
Alias