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I should start a porta-potty service for my tenants.



 
 
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Old September 19th 19, 06:54 PM posted to comp.os.linux.advocacy,alt.comp.os.windows-10,sci.physics,alt.checkmate
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Default I should start a porta-potty service for my tenants.

On 2019-09-19 9:23 a.m., Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote:
Steve Carroll replied ( to DFS ):
Aren't you [JeffRelf] the crazy family member ?


I don't even wanna know what the rest of them are sh*tting in


I should start a porta-potty service for my tenants.
I could make it an app, and go global.
Imagine the IPO.

your mouth is a porta potty
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Default I should start a porta-potty service for my tenants.

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Steve Carroll replied ( to DFS ):
Aren't you [JeffRelf] the crazy family member ?


I don't even wanna know what the rest of them are sh*tting in


I should start a porta-potty service for my tenants.
I could make it an app, and go global.
Imagine the IPO.



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Old September 20th 19, 04:06 AM posted to comp.os.linux.advocacy,alt.comp.os.windows-10,sci.physics,alt.checkmate
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Default I should start a porta-potty service for my tenants.

On 2019-09-19 8:00 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
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On 2019-09-19 9:23 a.m., Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote:
Steve Carroll replied ( to DFS ):
Aren't you [JeffRelf] the crazy family member ?

I don't even wanna know what the rest of them are sh*tting in

I should start a porta-potty service for my tenants.
I could make it an app, and go global.
Imagine the IPO.

your mouth is a porta potty


The world is a ghetto.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...&v=3GC2ubGjkiM
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Old September 20th 19, 06:45 AM posted to comp.os.linux.advocacy,alt.comp.os.windows-10,sci.physics,alt.checkmate
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Default I take zero drugs, absolutely none, legal or otherwise.

On 2019-09-20, Jeff-Relf.Me @. Jeff-Relf.Me@ wrote:
Checkmate replied ( to me ):
I'm talking about servicing people who are renting rooms.
I rent them "Vittles Vault" containers,
and charge them to get rid of the contents ( human waste ).

It's cheaper and more convenient than the alternatives.
**** into a measuring cup, **** into a soup ladle.


****ting on the sidewalk is free.


So, in your drug addled-brain ( OxyContins, Xanax, etc. ),
my tenants are leaving the house ( with its 5 bathrooms ),
walking down a few streets, and then squatting ?!

Note: I take zero drugs, absolutely none, legal or otherwise.

I don't even drink coffee, no caffeine of any kind.

And you live alone?

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Old September 20th 19, 03:26 PM posted to comp.os.linux.advocacy,alt.comp.os.windows-10,sci.physics,alt.checkmate
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Default Micro-Apartments in the big city.

In article , Jeff-Relf.Me @.
says...

Checky replied ( to me ):
I take zero drugs, absolutely none, legal or otherwise.


You just said a day or two ago that you tried Xanax.


I'm 60 years old, and I tried it once ( I slept for days, not fun );
you, on the other hand, take it daily.

Can't you see the difference ?

So, please think twice before calling me a "druggie".
I don't do drugs of any kind, not even caffeine.

"Rooming Houses" ( a.k.a. "shared housing" ) have SHARED bathrooms.

It's a pain-in-the-ass to continually leave one's PRIVATE room
to use the COMMUNAL bathroom, going up+down stairs.

Some people have mobility issues that make it even more difficult.

Some people barf+**** all over the bathrooms.
Squatters ( and their many friends ) shoot up
and pass out in the ( locked ) bathrooms.

Considering the above, it's much better if you can
"do your business" without leaving your PRIVATE room, right ?

Hence:

I'd rent them "Vittles Vault" containers,
and charge them to get rid of the contents ( human waste ).

It's cheaper and more convenient than the alternatives.
**** into a measuring cup, **** into a soup ladle.

GenZ doesn't want to **** with tenants, housemates, family, etc.;
they've no desire to pay-for and maintain huge ****ing houses.
No, they want micro-apartments, in the big city.

My service would be a money-making opportunity.


You're a slum lord.
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Old September 20th 19, 11:20 PM posted to comp.os.linux.advocacy,alt.comp.os.windows-10,sci.physics,alt.checkmate
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Default No family values. No religion.

On 2019-09-20 3:06 p.m., Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote:
This latest housing crisis is due to:

- Too many strays, undesirables.
No family values. No religion. Apathy.

- People moving into cities too fast.

- Not enough micro-apartments.

- A lack of "Nazi police" and/or "Soviet housing".

Monetary policy is merely a reaction to these problems, above.

get away from the low income rentals
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Old November 12th 19, 10:37 PM posted to comp.os.linux.advocacy,alt.comp.os.windows-10,sci.physics,alt.checkmate
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Default I should start a porta-potty service for my tenants.

Steve Carroll replied ( to DFS ):
Aren't you [JeffRelf] the crazy family member ?


I don't even wanna know what the rest of them are sh*tting in


I should start a porta-potty service for my tenants.
I could make it an app, and go global.
Imagine the IPO.
  #8  
Old November 12th 19, 10:37 PM posted to comp.os.linux.advocacy,alt.comp.os.windows-10,sci.physics,alt.checkmate
Jeff-Relf.Me @.
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Default **** into a measuring cup, **** into a soup ladle.

Checkmate replied ( to me ):
I should start a porta-potty service for my tenants.
I could make it an app, and go global.
Imagine the IPO.


People would be in there shooting up and having sex.


Yes, but I'm talking about servicing people who are renting rooms.
I rent them "Vittles Vault" containers,
and charge them to get rid of the contents ( human waste ).

It's cheaper and more convenient than the alternatives.
**** into a measuring cup, **** into a soup ladle.
  #9  
Old November 12th 19, 10:38 PM posted to comp.os.linux.advocacy,alt.comp.os.windows-10,sci.physics,alt.checkmate
Jeff-Relf.Me @.
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Default I take zero drugs, absolutely none, legal or otherwise.

Checkmate replied ( to me ):
I'm talking about servicing people who are renting rooms.
I rent them "Vittles Vault" containers,
and charge them to get rid of the contents ( human waste ).

It's cheaper and more convenient than the alternatives.
**** into a measuring cup, **** into a soup ladle.


****ting on the sidewalk is free.


So, in your drug addled-brain ( OxyContins, Xanax, etc. ),
my tenants are leaving the house ( with its 5 bathrooms ),
walking down a few streets, and then squatting ?!

Note: I take zero drugs, absolutely none, legal or otherwise.

I don't even drink coffee, no caffeine of any kind.
  #10  
Old November 12th 19, 10:38 PM posted to comp.os.linux.advocacy,alt.comp.os.windows-10,sci.physics,alt.checkmate
Jeff-Relf.Me @.
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Default Micro-Apartments in the big city.

Checky replied ( to me ):
I take zero drugs, absolutely none, legal or otherwise.


You just said a day or two ago that you tried Xanax.


I'm 60 years old, and I tried it once ( I slept for days, not fun );
you, on the other hand, take it daily.

Can't you see the difference ?

So, please think twice before calling me a "druggie".
I don't do drugs of any kind, not even caffeine.

"Rooming Houses" ( a.k.a. "shared housing" ) have SHARED bathrooms.

It's a pain-in-the-ass to continually leave one's PRIVATE room
to use the COMMUNAL bathroom, going up+down stairs.

Some people have mobility issues that make it even more difficult.

Some people barf+**** all over the bathrooms.
Squatters ( and their many friends ) shoot up
and pass out in the ( locked ) bathrooms.

Considering the above, it's much better if you can
"do your business" without leaving your PRIVATE room, right ?

Hence:

I'd rent them "Vittles Vault" containers,
and charge them to get rid of the contents ( human waste ).

It's cheaper and more convenient than the alternatives.
**** into a measuring cup, **** into a soup ladle.

GenZ doesn't want to **** with tenants, housemates, family, etc.;
they've no desire to pay-for and maintain huge ****ing houses.
No, they want micro-apartments, in the big city.

My service would be a money-making opportunity.
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Old November 12th 19, 10:38 PM posted to comp.os.linux.advocacy,alt.comp.os.windows-10,sci.physics,alt.checkmate
Jeff-Relf.Me @.
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Default No Nazi police. No Soviet housing.

Skeeter replied ( to me ):
Some people barf+**** all over the bathrooms.
Squatters ( and their many friends ) shoot up
and pass out in the ( locked ) bathrooms.


You're a slum lord.


People say they want "low income housing",
until they realize that it means things like
"the projects", and "tent cities".

Nobody wants to house them ( the unwanted, the strays ),
not even in jails. No Nazi police. No Soviet housing.
They are the undesirables, too ugly to look at.

If there were a better way,
we would've already gone that route.

This year has been quite different from the previous 11;
truly, it reminds me of 2005-2007.

Trump might pump enough money into the economy to get re-elected;
but, after that, he'll get fiscally conservative and... POP !
... we'll be reliving 2008-2010 again.

" You only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out. "
-- Warren Buffett

... and I'm seeing nudists everywhere.
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Old November 12th 19, 10:38 PM posted to comp.os.linux.advocacy,alt.comp.os.windows-10,sci.physics,alt.checkmate
Jeff-Relf.Me @.
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Default No family values. No religion.

This latest housing crisis is due to:

- Too many strays, undesirables.
No family values. No religion. Apathy.

- People moving into cities too fast.

- Not enough micro-apartments.

- A lack of "Nazi police" and/or "Soviet housing".

Monetary policy is merely a reaction to these problems, above.
 




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