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to the artist formerly known as P and aka aka aka man
just to let you know that not all PC users could possibly
attest your apparent knowlage of operating systems of a
bygone age
I for one prostate myself befor my antiquated post 9/11
XP system in the sincere belief that somewhere down the
digicams of life's antiquity you too may feel secure in
the unlettered masses who not unlike myself prostrate
themselves befor thier post 9/11 digicams and exalt thou
wonderful bringers of updated operating systems and
systems not unlike the last post 9/11 unfettered
operating system that sat apon your o'so wothy desktop
p.s but cheers anyway!

Have you tried "Help and Support" in the Start menu? That may give you all
the answers you seek.

JAX

"I DAVIDSON" wrote in message
...
to the artist formerly known as P and aka aka aka man
just to let you know that not all PC users could possibly
attest your apparent knowlage of operating systems of a
bygone age
I for one prostate myself befor my antiquated post 9/11
XP system in the sincere belief that somewhere down the
digicams of life's antiquity you too may feel secure in
the unlettered masses who not unlike myself prostrate
themselves befor thier post 9/11 digicams and exalt thou
wonderful bringers of updated operating systems and
systems not unlike the last post 9/11 unfettered
operating system that sat apon your o'so wothy desktop
p.s but cheers anyway!

Hmmm... you got any spare of whatever it is you're smoking? Looks like
gooooood sheeeiiit...

"I DAVIDSON" wrote in message
...
to the artist formerly known as P and aka aka aka man
just to let you know that not all PC users could possibly
attest your apparent knowlage of operating systems of a
bygone age
I for one prostate myself befor my antiquated post 9/11
XP system in the sincere belief that somewhere down the
digicams of life's antiquity you too may feel secure in
the unlettered masses who not unlike myself prostrate
themselves befor thier post 9/11 digicams and exalt thou
wonderful bringers of updated operating systems and
systems not unlike the last post 9/11 unfettered
operating system that sat apon your o'so wothy desktop
p.s but cheers anyway!

-----Original Message-----
Have you tried "Help and Support" in the Start menu?
That may give you all
the answers you seek.

JAX

"I DAVIDSON" wrote in message
...
to the artist formerly known as P and aka aka aka man
just to let you know that not all PC users could
possibly
attest your apparent knowlage of operating systems of a
bygone age
I for one prostate myself befor my antiquated post 9/11
XP system in the sincere belief that somewhere down the
digicams of life's antiquity you too may feel secure in
the unlettered masses who not unlike myself prostrate
themselves befor thier post 9/11 digicams and exalt
thou
wonderful bringers of updated operating systems and
systems not unlike the last post 9/11 unfettered
operating system that sat apon your o'so wothy desktop
p.s but cheers anyway!


.
cheers blue, but the first two replies proved i was
dumber than both dumb & dumber put together

-----Original Message-----
Hmmm... you got any spare of whatever it is you're
smoking? Looks like
gooooood sheeeiiit...

"I DAVIDSON" wrote in message
...
to the artist formerly known as P and aka aka aka man
just to let you know that not all PC users could
possibly
attest your apparent knowlage of operating systems of a
bygone age
I for one prostate myself befor my antiquated post 9/11
XP system in the sincere belief that somewhere down the
digicams of life's antiquity you too may feel secure in
the unlettered masses who not unlike myself prostrate
themselves befor thier post 9/11 digicams and exalt
thou
wonderful bringers of updated operating systems and
systems not unlike the last post 9/11 unfettered
operating system that sat apon your o'so wothy desktop
p.s but cheers anyway!


.
what are you like dude! thats not how to spell excrement
and i gave up smoking long after i started party poppers

wrote in message
...

-----Original Message-----
Hmmm... you got any spare of whatever it is you're
smoking? Looks like
gooooood sheeeiiit...

"I DAVIDSON" wrote in message
...
to the artist formerly known as P and aka aka aka man
just to let you know that not all PC users could
possibly
attest your apparent knowlage of operating systems of a
bygone age
I for one prostate myself befor my antiquated post 9/11
XP system in the sincere belief that somewhere down the
digicams of life's antiquity you too may feel secure in
the unlettered masses who not unlike myself prostrate
themselves befor thier post 9/11 digicams and exalt
thou
wonderful bringers of updated operating systems and
systems not unlike the last post 9/11 unfettered
operating system that sat apon your o'so wothy desktop
p.s but cheers anyway!


.
what are you like dude! thats not how to spell excrement
and i gave up smoking long after i started party poppers

Hehehe