slow PC

And he made Arafat wait!

"Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
wrote in message
...
| Whatever the case, it was darn foolish to do while
president, especially
| under the glare of all that publicity and with so many
people looking for
| any opening to topple your presidency.
|
| --
| Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| Windows Shell/User
| Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
|
| "Jim Macklin" wrote
in message
| ...
| I think Hilary told him to do what he wanted, with
somebody
| else, just no new kids.
|
|
| "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| wrote in message
| ...
| | I thought if he had "indulged himself" a little more
and
| Monica not at all,
| | he would have been just fine. I guess he believed
those
| old tales about
| | eyesight and warts, especially as he got older and his
| eyesight began to
| | fail.
| |
| | --
| | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | Windows Shell/User
| | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| |
| | "Jim Macklin"
wrote
| in message
| | ...
| | Bill Clinton used his wang too much.
| |
| |
| | "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| | wrote in message
| | ...
| | | You're welcome, Jim.
| | |
| | | They were a little before my time but not much. I
saw
| one
| | in a museum like
| | | display. As I recall, someone demonstrated it to
me
| and I
| | was allowed to
| | | try to see if I could make it work. I may have
done
| so at
| | the time but if
| | | you put one in front of me now, I wouldn't have
the
| | foggiest.
| | |
| | | Hey, I was in the group that used to proudly brag
and
| | sophomorically giggle
| | | about how I was going to do my homework on my
"Wang."
| | |
| | | --
| | | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | | Windows Shell/User
| | | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| | |
| | | "Jim Macklin"

| wrote
| | in message
| | | ...
| | | Thanks. My dad bought one in the 50s or 60s and
| after
| | he
| | | died I got it. Case looks like a hand grenade
case.
| | Works
| | | fine nut TI SR10 was cheaper and faster.
| | |
| | | I wonder what my dad would think about a TI83 or
HP
| 48?
| | |
| | |
| | | "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| | | wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | | Hey, Jim:
| | | | http://www.vcalc.net/cu.htm
| | | |
| | | | --
| | | | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | | | Windows Shell/User
| | | | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | | | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| | | |
| | | | "Jim Macklin"
|
| | wrote
| | | in message
| | | | ...
| | | | slate tablets and wooden slide rules. Ever
seen
| a
| | Curta
| | | | calculator?
| | | |
| | | |
| | | | "wojo" wrote in
message
| | | |
...
| | | | | You guys are OLD
| | | | | LOL
| | | | | I go back as far as the tape drives and
that's
| it.
| | Did
| | | any
| | | | of you grow up
| | | | | with an abacus? jk
| | | | |
| | | | | "Ken Blake, MVP"
| |
| | | wrote
| | | | in message
| | | | |
...
| | | | | In
| | ,
| | | | | Hemlock typed:
| | | | |
| | | | | I believe it was a
| | | | |
| | | | | IBM RAMAC 305 in 1956
| | | | | It might have been an IBM 650
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | | | | I remember both those names well,
although
| they
| | were
| | | a
| | | | little
| | | | | before my time. I never worked on
either. I
| | started
| | | | programming
| | | | | an IBM 1401 in 1962.
| | | | |
| | | | | --
| | | | | Ken Blake - Microsoft MVP Windows:
| Shell/User
| | | | | Please reply to the newsgroup
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LOL

--
Michael Solomon MS-MVP
Windows Shell/User
Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/

"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
...
LOL and crying softly inside.


"Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
wrote in message
...
| Not sure I want to have children at this stage of my life
so I suppose I can
| rule that out as a factor!:-)
|
| When you take that out of the equation, then I only need
one woman who
| combines the qualities of the teenage beauty and the wise
mature woman (I
| hope with a nice little girl quality within) and I have
all I need or
| want!:-)
|
| --
| Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| Windows Shell/User
| Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
|
| "Jim Macklin" wrote
in message
| ...
| That is why a man need several wives, a teenage beauty
to
| keep you young, a wise mature woman to talk to, a
healthy
| young woman to have the kids, a mother-type to keep
everyone
| in line. ;)
|
|
|
| "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| wrote in message
| ...
| | Actually, I rather like the fact at this stage of my
life,
| a woman in her
| | 40s seems the perfect age to me. She may be a little
| young to remember some
| | of the things you and I have mentioned but she still
has
| the maturity I like
| | and I've found some real beauties in that age range I
| would never trade for
| | anyone younger.:-)
| |
| | --
| | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | Windows Shell/User
| | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| |
| | "Jim Macklin"
wrote
| in message
| | ...
| | Think of yourself as a teacher, explain about a
total US
| | budget of $101 Billion that JFK submitted and caused
an
| | outrage because it was so high in peace-time. About
| buying
| | a new car for $1,400 and filling the tank cost $5...
| about
| | not hearing about the news from around the world for
| 24-48
| | hours later. About how amazed we were to see the
moon
| | launches and how every TV network gave 24/7
coverage.
| Until
| | Apollo 12. But how they went 24/7 for Apollo 13
only
| after
| | it had the accident.
| | About how Walter Crankcase personally decided that
the
| US
| | had lost the war in VN and CBS made sure he was
right.
| |
| | BTW, Aural sex is the only safe sex.
| |
| |
| | "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| | wrote in message
| | ...
| | | Uh, yeah, well, you see, I have this problem with
| regard
| | to girls who didn't
| | | live through the 60s, the two Kennedy
assassinations
| and
| | Martin Luther King.
| | | I don't feel as though I have anything in common
with
| a
| | girl who didn't live
| | | through that stuff.
| | |
| | | On the other hand, even when I was 17, I tended to
| like
| | more mature women;
| | | the only difference today....I've caught up with
| | them!VBG
| | |
| | | --
| | | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | | Windows Shell/User
| | | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| | |
| | | "Jim Macklin"

| wrote
| | in message
| | | ...
| | | I'm only 58, going on 17...as soon as I am 17
| legally I
| | can
| | | date teenager girls again, lots more fun 40
years
| ago
| | before
| | | HIV.
| | |
| | |
| | | "wojo" wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | | WOW You guys are OLD! :-)
| | | | Did you grow up using an abacus? jk
| | | |
| | | | "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| | | wrote in
| | | | message
| | ...
| | | | Hey, Jim:
| | | | http://www.vcalc.net/cu.htm
| | | |
| | | | --
| | | | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | | | Windows Shell/User
| | | | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | | | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| | | |
| | | | "Jim Macklin"
|
| | | wrote in message
| | | |
...
| | | | slate tablets and wooden slide rules.
Ever
| seen a
| | | Curta
| | | | calculator?
| | | |
| | | |
| | | | "wojo" wrote in
| message
| | | |
| ...
| | | | | You guys are OLD
| | | | | LOL
| | | | | I go back as far as the tape drives and
| that's
| | it.
| | | Did any
| | | | of you grow up
| | | | | with an abacus? jk
| | | | |
| | | | | "Ken Blake, MVP"
| |
| | | wrote
| | | | in message
| | | | |
| ...
| | | | | In
| | | ,
| | | | | Hemlock typed:
| | | | |
| | | | | I believe it was a
| | | | |
| | | | | IBM RAMAC 305 in 1956
| | | | | It might have been an IBM 650
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | | | | I remember both those names well,
although
| | they
| | | were a
| | | | little
| | | | | before my time. I never worked on
either.
| I
| | | started
| | | | programming
| | | | | an IBM 1401 in 1962.
| | | | |
| | | | | --
| | | | | Ken Blake - Microsoft MVP Windows:
| Shell/User
| | | | | Please reply to the newsgroup
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | |
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| | |
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| |
| |
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| |
|
|
|
|

Is that right...hmm, maybe it was worth it!EG

--
Michael Solomon MS-MVP
Windows Shell/User
Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/

"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
...
And he made Arafat wait!

"Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
wrote in message
...
| Whatever the case, it was darn foolish to do while
president, especially
| under the glare of all that publicity and with so many
people looking for
| any opening to topple your presidency.
|
| --
| Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| Windows Shell/User
| Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
|
| "Jim Macklin" wrote
in message
| ...
| I think Hilary told him to do what he wanted, with
somebody
| else, just no new kids.
|
|
| "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| wrote in message
| ...
| | I thought if he had "indulged himself" a little more
and
| Monica not at all,
| | he would have been just fine. I guess he believed
those
| old tales about
| | eyesight and warts, especially as he got older and his
| eyesight began to
| | fail.
| |
| | --
| | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | Windows Shell/User
| | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| |
| | "Jim Macklin"
wrote
| in message
| | ...
| | Bill Clinton used his wang too much.
| |
| |
| | "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| | wrote in message
| | ...
| | | You're welcome, Jim.
| | |
| | | They were a little before my time but not much. I
saw
| one
| | in a museum like
| | | display. As I recall, someone demonstrated it to
me
| and I
| | was allowed to
| | | try to see if I could make it work. I may have
done
| so at
| | the time but if
| | | you put one in front of me now, I wouldn't have
the
| | foggiest.
| | |
| | | Hey, I was in the group that used to proudly brag
and
| | sophomorically giggle
| | | about how I was going to do my homework on my
"Wang."
| | |
| | | --
| | | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | | Windows Shell/User
| | | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| | |
| | | "Jim Macklin"

| wrote
| | in message
| | | ...
| | | Thanks. My dad bought one in the 50s or 60s and
| after
| | he
| | | died I got it. Case looks like a hand grenade
case.
| | Works
| | | fine nut TI SR10 was cheaper and faster.
| | |
| | | I wonder what my dad would think about a TI83 or
HP
| 48?
| | |
| | |
| | | "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| | | wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | | Hey, Jim:
| | | | http://www.vcalc.net/cu.htm
| | | |
| | | | --
| | | | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | | | Windows Shell/User
| | | | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | | | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| | | |
| | | | "Jim Macklin"
|
| | wrote
| | | in message
| | | | ...
| | | | slate tablets and wooden slide rules. Ever
seen
| a
| | Curta
| | | | calculator?
| | | |
| | | |
| | | | "wojo" wrote in
message
| | | |
...
| | | | | You guys are OLD
| | | | | LOL
| | | | | I go back as far as the tape drives and
that's
| it.
| | Did
| | | any
| | | | of you grow up
| | | | | with an abacus? jk
| | | | |
| | | | | "Ken Blake, MVP"
| |
| | | wrote
| | | | in message
| | | | |
...
| | | | | In
| | ,
| | | | | Hemlock typed:
| | | | |
| | | | | I believe it was a
| | | | |
| | | | | IBM RAMAC 305 in 1956
| | | | | It might have been an IBM 650
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | | | | I remember both those names well,
although
| they
| | were
| | | a
| | | | little
| | | | | before my time. I never worked on
either. I
| | started
| | | | programming
| | | | | an IBM 1401 in 1962.
| | | | |
| | | | | --
| | | | | Ken Blake - Microsoft MVP Windows:
| Shell/User
| | | | | Please reply to the newsgroup
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | |
| | |
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| |
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|

He should have had the Marines shoot him.


"Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
wrote in message
...
| Is that right...hmm, maybe it was worth it!EG
|
| --
| Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| Windows Shell/User
| Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
|
| "Jim Macklin" wrote
in message
| ...
| And he made Arafat wait!
|
| "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| wrote in message
| ...
| | Whatever the case, it was darn foolish to do while
| president, especially
| | under the glare of all that publicity and with so many
| people looking for
| | any opening to topple your presidency.
| |
| | --
| | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | Windows Shell/User
| | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| |
| | "Jim Macklin"
wrote
| in message
| | ...
| | I think Hilary told him to do what he wanted, with
| somebody
| | else, just no new kids.
| |
| |
| | "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| | wrote in message
| | ...
| | | I thought if he had "indulged himself" a little
more
| and
| | Monica not at all,
| | | he would have been just fine. I guess he believed
| those
| | old tales about
| | | eyesight and warts, especially as he got older and
his
| | eyesight began to
| | | fail.
| | |
| | | --
| | | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | | Windows Shell/User
| | | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| | |
| | | "Jim Macklin"

| wrote
| | in message
| | | ...
| | | Bill Clinton used his wang too much.
| | |
| | |
| | | "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| | | wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | | You're welcome, Jim.
| | | |
| | | | They were a little before my time but not
much. I
| saw
| | one
| | | in a museum like
| | | | display. As I recall, someone demonstrated it
to
| me
| | and I
| | | was allowed to
| | | | try to see if I could make it work. I may
have
| done
| | so at
| | | the time but if
| | | | you put one in front of me now, I wouldn't
have
| the
| | | foggiest.
| | | |
| | | | Hey, I was in the group that used to proudly
brag
| and
| | | sophomorically giggle
| | | | about how I was going to do my homework on my
| "Wang."
| | | |
| | | | --
| | | | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | | | Windows Shell/User
| | | | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | | | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| | | |
| | | | "Jim Macklin"
|
| | wrote
| | | in message
| | | | ...
| | | | Thanks. My dad bought one in the 50s or 60s
and
| | after
| | | he
| | | | died I got it. Case looks like a hand
grenade
| case.
| | | Works
| | | | fine nut TI SR10 was cheaper and faster.
| | | |
| | | | I wonder what my dad would think about a
TI83 or
| HP
| | 48?
| | | |
| | | |
| | | | "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows
Shell/User)"
| | | | wrote in message
| | | |
...
| | | | | Hey, Jim:
| | | | | http://www.vcalc.net/cu.htm
| | | | |
| | | | | --
| | | | | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | | | | Windows Shell/User
| | | | | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | | | | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| | | | |
| | | | | "Jim Macklin"
| |
| | | wrote
| | | | in message
| | | | |
...
| | | | | slate tablets and wooden slide rules.
Ever
| seen
| | a
| | | Curta
| | | | | calculator?
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | | | | "wojo" wrote in
| message
| | | | |
| ...
| | | | | | You guys are OLD
| | | | | | LOL
| | | | | | I go back as far as the tape drives
and
| that's
| | it.
| | | Did
| | | | any
| | | | | of you grow up
| | | | | | with an abacus? jk
| | | | | |
| | | | | | "Ken Blake, MVP"
| | |
| | | | wrote
| | | | | in message
| | | | | |
| ...
| | | | | | In
| | | ,
| | | | | | Hemlock typed:
| | | | | |
| | | | | | I believe it was a
| | | | | |
| | | | | | IBM RAMAC 305 in 1956
| | | | | | It might have been an IBM 650
| | | | | |
| | | | | |
| | | | | | I remember both those names well,
| although
| | they
| | | were
| | | | a
| | | | | little
| | | | | | before my time. I never worked on
| either. I
| | | started
| | | | | programming
| | | | | | an IBM 1401 in 1962.
| | | | | |
| | | | | | --
| | | | | | Ken Blake - Microsoft MVP Windows:
| | Shell/User
| | | | | | Please reply to the newsgroup
| | | | | |
| | | | | |
| | | | | |
| | | | | |
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| |
| |
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| |
|
|
|
|

:-)

--
Michael Solomon MS-MVP
Windows Shell/User
Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/

"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
...
He should have had the Marines shoot him.


"Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
wrote in message
...
| Is that right...hmm, maybe it was worth it!EG
|
| --
| Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| Windows Shell/User
| Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
|
| "Jim Macklin" wrote
in message
| ...
| And he made Arafat wait!
|
| "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| wrote in message
| ...
| | Whatever the case, it was darn foolish to do while
| president, especially
| | under the glare of all that publicity and with so many
| people looking for
| | any opening to topple your presidency.
| |
| | --
| | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | Windows Shell/User
| | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| |
| | "Jim Macklin"
wrote
| in message
| | ...
| | I think Hilary told him to do what he wanted, with
| somebody
| | else, just no new kids.
| |
| |
| | "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| | wrote in message
| | ...
| | | I thought if he had "indulged himself" a little
more
| and
| | Monica not at all,
| | | he would have been just fine. I guess he believed
| those
| | old tales about
| | | eyesight and warts, especially as he got older and
his
| | eyesight began to
| | | fail.
| | |
| | | --
| | | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | | Windows Shell/User
| | | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| | |
| | | "Jim Macklin"

| wrote
| | in message
| | | ...
| | | Bill Clinton used his wang too much.
| | |
| | |
| | | "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| | | wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | | You're welcome, Jim.
| | | |
| | | | They were a little before my time but not
much. I
| saw
| | one
| | | in a museum like
| | | | display. As I recall, someone demonstrated it
to
| me
| | and I
| | | was allowed to
| | | | try to see if I could make it work. I may
have
| done
| | so at
| | | the time but if
| | | | you put one in front of me now, I wouldn't
have
| the
| | | foggiest.
| | | |
| | | | Hey, I was in the group that used to proudly
brag
| and
| | | sophomorically giggle
| | | | about how I was going to do my homework on my
| "Wang."
| | | |
| | | | --
| | | | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | | | Windows Shell/User
| | | | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | | | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| | | |
| | | | "Jim Macklin"
|
| | wrote
| | | in message
| | | | ...
| | | | Thanks. My dad bought one in the 50s or 60s
and
| | after
| | | he
| | | | died I got it. Case looks like a hand
grenade
| case.
| | | Works
| | | | fine nut TI SR10 was cheaper and faster.
| | | |
| | | | I wonder what my dad would think about a
TI83 or
| HP
| | 48?
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| | | | "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows
Shell/User)"
| | | | wrote in message
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...
| | | | | Hey, Jim:
| | | | | http://www.vcalc.net/cu.htm
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| | | | | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | | | | Windows Shell/User
| | | | | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | | | | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
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| | | | | "Jim Macklin"
| |
| | | wrote
| | | | in message
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...
| | | | | slate tablets and wooden slide rules.
Ever
| seen
| | a
| | | Curta
| | | | | calculator?
| | | | |
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| | | | | "wojo" wrote in
| message
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| ...
| | | | | | You guys are OLD
| | | | | | LOL
| | | | | | I go back as far as the tape drives
and
| that's
| | it.
| | | Did
| | | | any
| | | | | of you grow up
| | | | | | with an abacus? jk
| | | | | |
| | | | | | "Ken Blake, MVP"
| | |
| | | | wrote
| | | | | in message
| | | | | |
| ...
| | | | | | In
| | | ,
| | | | | | Hemlock typed:
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| | | | | | I believe it was a
| | | | | |
| | | | | | IBM RAMAC 305 in 1956
| | | | | | It might have been an IBM 650
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| | | | | | I remember both those names well,
| although
| | they
| | | were
| | | | a
| | | | | little
| | | | | | before my time. I never worked on
| either. I
| | | started
| | | | | programming
| | | | | | an IBM 1401 in 1962.
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| | | | | | Ken Blake - Microsoft MVP Windows:
| | Shell/User
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"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
...
Very. I was reading some find law stuff a few weeks ago and
think there are some real problems out there with lawmakers.

In most states it is legal to have sex with a person over 16
but it is illegal to have pictures or video of a sexual
nature of a person under 18.
Yeah the CONSENT law is interesting at best. Funny part is she can CONSENT
then afterwads change her mind. hmmm, very scary indeed.

There was a very badly done sci-fi movie about 10 years ago,
it had a scene with lawyers negotiating one-night-stands in
a bar, to verify ages, benefits and other details. Very
funny at the time. Did you ever think that the reason that
actor spent $50,000 on hookers was because that was cheaper
than a California palimony suit.
LOL, a heck of a lot cheaper.


"wojo" wrote in message
...
| Scary isn't it.
|
| "Jim Macklin" wrote
in message
| ...
| The girls are 12 going on 21. The one who ARE 35 are
trying
| to look 21 by dressing 12.
|
|
| "wojo" wrote in message
| ...
| | I'm 35 going on 21. Don't want to give up legally
drinking
| etc...
| | Dating teenage girls is scary. They make them
different
| than when we were
| | all kids. Can't tell the difference w/o carding them
1st!
| |
| | "Jim Macklin"
wrote
| in message
| | ...
| | I'm only 58, going on 17...as soon as I am 17
legally I
| can
| | date teenager girls again, lots more fun 40 years
ago
| before
| | HIV.
| |
| |
| | "wojo" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | WOW You guys are OLD! :-)
| | | Did you grow up using an abacus? jk
| | |
| | | "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| | wrote in
| | | message
| ...
| | | Hey, Jim:
| | | http://www.vcalc.net/cu.htm
| | |
| | | --
| | | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | | Windows Shell/User
| | | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| | |
| | | "Jim Macklin"

| | wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | slate tablets and wooden slide rules. Ever
seen a
| | Curta
| | | calculator?
| | |
| | |
| | | "wojo" wrote in
message
| | |
...
| | | | You guys are OLD
| | | | LOL
| | | | I go back as far as the tape drives and
that's
| it.
| | Did any
| | | of you grow up
| | | | with an abacus? jk
| | | |
| | | | "Ken Blake, MVP"
|
| | wrote
| | | in message
| | | |
...
| | | | In
| | ,
| | | | Hemlock typed:
| | | |
| | | | I believe it was a
| | | |
| | | | IBM RAMAC 305 in 1956
| | | | It might have been an IBM 650
| | | |
| | | |
| | | | I remember both those names well, although
| they
| | were a
| | | little
| | | | before my time. I never worked on either.
I
| | started
| | | programming
| | | | an IBM 1401 in 1962.
| | | |
| | | | --
| | | | Ken Blake - Microsoft MVP Windows:
Shell/User
| | | | Please reply to the newsgroup
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"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
...
Very. I was reading some find law stuff a few weeks ago and
think there are some real problems out there with lawmakers.

In most states it is legal to have sex with a person over 16
but it is illegal to have pictures or video of a sexual
nature of a person under 18.
Yeah the CONSENT law is interesting at best. Funny part is she can CONSENT
then afterwads change her mind. hmmm, very scary indeed.

There was a very badly done sci-fi movie about 10 years ago,
it had a scene with lawyers negotiating one-night-stands in
a bar, to verify ages, benefits and other details. Very
funny at the time. Did you ever think that the reason that
actor spent $50,000 on hookers was because that was cheaper
than a California palimony suit.
LOL, a heck of a lot cheaper.


"wojo" wrote in message
...
| Scary isn't it.
|
| "Jim Macklin" wrote
in message
| ...
| The girls are 12 going on 21. The one who ARE 35 are
trying
| to look 21 by dressing 12.
|
|
| "wojo" wrote in message
| ...
| | I'm 35 going on 21. Don't want to give up legally
drinking
| etc...
| | Dating teenage girls is scary. They make them
different
| than when we were
| | all kids. Can't tell the difference w/o carding them
1st!
| |
| | "Jim Macklin"
wrote
| in message
| | ...
| | I'm only 58, going on 17...as soon as I am 17
legally I
| can
| | date teenager girls again, lots more fun 40 years
ago
| before
| | HIV.
| |
| |
| | "wojo" wrote in message
| | ...
| | | WOW You guys are OLD! :-)
| | | Did you grow up using an abacus? jk
| | |
| | | "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| | wrote in
| | | message
| ...
| | | Hey, Jim:
| | | http://www.vcalc.net/cu.htm
| | |
| | | --
| | | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | | Windows Shell/User
| | | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| | |
| | | "Jim Macklin"

| | wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | slate tablets and wooden slide rules. Ever
seen a
| | Curta
| | | calculator?
| | |
| | |
| | | "wojo" wrote in
message
| | |
...
| | | | You guys are OLD
| | | | LOL
| | | | I go back as far as the tape drives and
that's
| it.
| | Did any
| | | of you grow up
| | | | with an abacus? jk
| | | |
| | | | "Ken Blake, MVP"
|
| | wrote
| | | in message
| | | |
...
| | | | In
| | ,
| | | | Hemlock typed:
| | | |
| | | | I believe it was a
| | | |
| | | | IBM RAMAC 305 in 1956
| | | | It might have been an IBM 650
| | | |
| | | |
| | | | I remember both those names well, although
| they
| | were a
| | | little
| | | | before my time. I never worked on either.
I
| | started
| | | programming
| | | | an IBM 1401 in 1962.
| | | |
| | | | --
| | | | Ken Blake - Microsoft MVP Windows:
Shell/User
| | | | Please reply to the newsgroup
| | | |
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Problem is so many presidents before him were just as foolish just lucky
enough to not get caught. He was foolish to do it simply because he spent
his entire presidency under the spotlight and magnifying glass.

"Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)" wrote in
message ...
Whatever the case, it was darn foolish to do while president, especially
under the glare of all that publicity and with so many people looking for
any opening to topple your presidency.

--
Michael Solomon MS-MVP
Windows Shell/User
Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/

"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
...
I think Hilary told him to do what he wanted, with somebody
else, just no new kids.


"Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
wrote in message
...
| I thought if he had "indulged himself" a little more and
Monica not at all,
| he would have been just fine. I guess he believed those
old tales about
| eyesight and warts, especially as he got older and his
eyesight began to
| fail.
|
| --
| Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| Windows Shell/User
| Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
|
| "Jim Macklin" wrote
in message
| ...
| Bill Clinton used his wang too much.
|
|
| "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| wrote in message
| ...
| | You're welcome, Jim.
| |
| | They were a little before my time but not much. I saw
one
| in a museum like
| | display. As I recall, someone demonstrated it to me
and I
| was allowed to
| | try to see if I could make it work. I may have done
so at
| the time but if
| | you put one in front of me now, I wouldn't have the
| foggiest.
| |
| | Hey, I was in the group that used to proudly brag and
| sophomorically giggle
| | about how I was going to do my homework on my "Wang."
| |
| | --
| | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | Windows Shell/User
| | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| |
| | "Jim Macklin"
wrote
| in message
| | ...
| | Thanks. My dad bought one in the 50s or 60s and
after
| he
| | died I got it. Case looks like a hand grenade case.
| Works
| | fine nut TI SR10 was cheaper and faster.
| |
| | I wonder what my dad would think about a TI83 or HP
48?
| |
| |
| | "Michael Solomon (MS-MVP Windows Shell/User)"
| | wrote in message
| | ...
| | | Hey, Jim:
| | | http://www.vcalc.net/cu.htm
| | |
| | | --
| | | Michael Solomon MS-MVP
| | | Windows Shell/User
| | | Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
| | | DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/
| | |
| | | "Jim Macklin"

| wrote
| | in message
| | | ...
| | | slate tablets and wooden slide rules. Ever seen
a
| Curta
| | | calculator?
| | |
| | |
| | | "wojo" wrote in message
| | | ...
| | | | You guys are OLD
| | | | LOL
| | | | I go back as far as the tape drives and that's
it.
| Did
| | any
| | | of you grow up
| | | | with an abacus? jk
| | | |
| | | | "Ken Blake, MVP"
|
| | wrote
| | | in message
| | | | ...
| | | | In
| ,
| | | | Hemlock typed:
| | | |
| | | | I believe it was a
| | | |
| | | | IBM RAMAC 305 in 1956
| | | | It might have been an IBM 650
| | | |
| | | |
| | | | I remember both those names well, although
they
| were
| | a
| | | little
| | | | before my time. I never worked on either. I
| started
| | | programming
| | | | an IBM 1401 in 1962.
| | | |
| | | | --
| | | | Ken Blake - Microsoft MVP Windows:
Shell/User
| | | | Please reply to the newsgroup
| | | |
| | | |
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How do i speed up my pc

Nitro

wrote in message
...
How do i speed up my pc

bigshay8695 wrote:
How do I speed up my pc

wojo wrote:
Nitro

Oops.. Lost that bet..

I thought it would be another week or two before wojo went insane.
Now WHOM did I make that bet with... hmmm...

bigshay8695,

Your post leaves much to be desired. We have no idea if you are asking this
because your PII 300MHz with 128MB RAM seems slow or if something has
happened. How about a little more information added to this thread on the
newsgroup?

--
- Shenan -
--

lol
not insane yet, just a little crazy.

"Shenan Stanley" wrote in message
...
bigshay8695 wrote:
How do I speed up my pc

wojo wrote:
Nitro

Oops.. Lost that bet..

I thought it would be another week or two before wojo went insane.
Now WHOM did I make that bet with... hmmm...

bigshay8695,

Your post leaves much to be desired. We have no idea if you are asking
this
because your PII 300MHz with 128MB RAM seems slow or if something has
happened. How about a little more information added to this thread on the
newsgroup?

--
- Shenan -
--

Hello!

Try defrag program...check start up menu....viruses...hardware issues..

There may have been a time when your slow PC ran quite nicely, when windows would boot up promptly. Just figure out the date. It might have been 1 week or 1 month ago. Perform a system restore back to the time when it was not so slow, of course after savin
g all your critical data. If this sounds too drastic then run msconfig and disable all the startup items and services and reboot. If your PC still takes over 15 minutes to bootup then ensure all critical updates are installed, run adaware, run antivirus sc
an, perform disk cleanup, defag your system harddrive and then run the network wizard again ensuring that the correct options are entered this time around. Check your device manager is not reporting any hardware that is not installed correctly and ensure t
o update the drivers for each entry which is reporting a problem. Also check to ensure the IDE channels are set to DMA. Finally uninstall your anti-virus/firewall especially if it Nortons and then reinstall DirectX. Finally, if all else fails, reinstalling
your OS from a reformatted drive and reinstalling you applications may be quicker to do than trying to discover what is causing the problem in the first place.

First, be sure your antivirus software is up to date and run a scan of your
system or you can scan your system online at the following site:
http://housecall.trendmicro.com/, Just click"Scan now, it's Free" under
Scan Your PC.

Second, download, install and run Ad Awa
www.lavasoftusa.com

The issue you describe is a common symptom of having a virus or malware on
your system so it's best to rule those out before trying anything else.

--
Michael Solomon MS-MVP
Windows Shell/User
Backup is a PC User's Best Friend
DTS-L.Org: http://www.dts-l.org/

"Dean Mucci" wrote in message
...


----- bgide wrote: -----

Im only using about 7GB of a 20GB hard drive. Processor
speed is 1.8Ghz, with 256Mb of RAM and PC is running very
slow. Im obviously not a "power user" but it takes 10-15
mins. to boot up and several mins. to launch any
application. How can I speed up PC?